The Ted Hanky Podcast

This week Ted & Mala are furious with refereeing slap head Gavin Ward and share some potential dirty tactics to get one over on incompetent referees in the future.  Ted also pitches his new TV talent show 'BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGE' and The Offshore Boys feature in the grand final of Masterchef.  Splendid fun as always!   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean...

This week Ted & Mala talk about the pubs re-opening, Julie's resemblance to the Ugandan Giant 'Kamala', and the recent landing on Mars.   Plus - The Offshore Boys appear on Channel 4's Naked Attraction and Ted answers all your questions on the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up t...

Ted and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit feature 'Ask Ted' where the listeners questions are answered open and honestly!   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it'...

Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but where will Disgracebook now rank?  Also, Barry and Pybo pop up on The Antiques Roadshow ..... Weeeellll.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY P...

Weeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week. First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it ... he even highjacks the advert bit of the show for his own new cop drama 'Mallard'. The mans a crank! ..... It's still a great show though :)    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Sti...

Mala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'.  This weeks episode also features behind the scenes Boro docu-soap 'The Rockcliffe Files' where Neil Warlock and Stevie Gibbo are introducing two new players to the match day squad.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbe...

Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship.  Also ... the word nonce is mentioned way too much, the lads talk film titles that could have/should have changed, lockdown haircuts, and those silly lips all the lasses seem to have these days.... it's a...

No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funny stories!    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers,...

This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby Vicar and fishy smelling goths!  The lads also air the new trailer from 'Offshore Boys Productions'... 'Karate Kidda'    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, G...

This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the hit BBC1 drama 'The Serpent' because he looks like the main the fella in it with class hair and handsome looks n'tha.  The lads also air the new trailer from the first ever film from 'Offshore Boys Pro...

This week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting news, and Ted and Mala run through their New Year Resolutions for 2021.  The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files .... and it's the r...

Episode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have got 60+ festive birds for sale, Stevie Gibson is visited by 3 ghosts, and The Offshore Boys celebrate Christmas in style ... Weeelll offshore style mind. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google...

Episode 75 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'  Mala tells us about his new tobacco based advent calendar, Ted is kicking off over an African Politician named after one of history's most infamous villains, and the lads are visited from two local legends who have been away working offshore ... 3 on / 3 off mind! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Googl...

Episode 74 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'  Mala is dealing illegal Covid vaccines for Nasir and Ted is really unhappy about a particular new olympic sport. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google...

Episode 73 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'  Ted and Mala run through Ted's Tier 3 Top 5 "NEW" Rules and Boro Batman has some safety advice for everyone on Teesside. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean...

Episode 72 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'  It's Film Night!!! Ted and Mala have a couple of new bootleg movies to watch and discuss - fresh from Nasir Productions.  The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbea...

Episode 71 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'  Ted tells us about his time spent on the film set of 'Neighbours' and also promotes his new food bank fundraiser show ... but Mala has a charity idea of his own ... involving milk ... specifically breast milk. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockclif...

Episode 70 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'  Ted has turned down 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' ... but why? The lads discuss a new way products should be advertised on TV and Ted's allotment is the key to the cure for COVID. The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The Rockcliffe Files.   Please like...

Its Episode 69 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's No 1 Toss Pot ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent exploits trick or treating, Ted's new lockdown 121 for Mums in the park, and Thornaby's recent award of 25 million quid .... ahead of Billingham.  The show also features another episode of hit fly on the wall docusoap behind the sc...

Its Episode 68 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough Man Mountain... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about the Boro's recent run of form, the recent decline of wisdom in the the worky mens clubs, and they have an in depth discussion on todays football manager fashion trends.... they even play a little song about it. The show also features another e...

Its Episode 67 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bell Whiff... Ted Hanky! This week Mala presents his new range of exclusive Teesside Tuna and Ted announces a competition where you the listener can win a signed Ted mug. This weeks show also features another episode of the new fly on the wall docusoap behind the scenes at Middlesbrough Football club ...... The...

Its Episode 66 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by B.A. Bigknackers ... Mr Ted Hanky! Ted and Mala's discussions points this week .... can a chocolate bar determine your sexuality?, robotic milk deliveries from the Milk Defence League, and conspiracy theories such as Welsh Elvis and Hairier 51.  This weeks show also features another episode of the new fly on the wall...

Its Episode 65 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by hairy lemon knackers himself ... Mr Ted Hanky! After a weeks break from recording Ted and Mala return to discuss their concerns about the local lockdown boundaries - why Boro and Hartlepool .... and not Redcar? They also chat about Middlesbrough's start to the season so far, and Mala's problems with loan payments ......

Its Episode 64 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by old dangly balls himself ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss sneaking into the Boro match, famous people who have had their Monarchy honours removed, and analyse Boro's latest signing Chubby Akapoo. Also, an extended special episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... it's Barry's big wedding day t...

Its Episode 63 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Emerson's doppleganger ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala reflect on the Watford v Boro match, question 'who is Banksy?' .... and Mala has been nicking peoples parcels.  Also, an extended special episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... it's Barry's long awaited stag do .... but where does Pybo and the...