The Ted Hanky Podcast

This week Ted is furious about a certain darts player with the same name (spelt differently) giving him some really bad press.  The lads also discuss an interesting wheelie bin story on Teesside Lies and  in the new sitcom, 'The Hanky Panky Club' (set in the former Bongo), Ted host's a fundraiser day called TEDFEST.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!!...

This week Ted and Mala talk RELIGION .... what faiths are absolutely ridiculous? What rituals are beyond crazy? Are Mormon's really Moomins?  It's groundbreaking chat!     PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP   ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE Did y...

This week Ted and Mala discuss romance scams, award ceremonies, and how to proper fight for your lass! Plus ... Boro Batman's got a new business and more from new sitcom 'The Hanky Panky Club'.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP   ☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE...

This week Ted and Mala discuss the Chelsea FA Cup match and deliberate who the next James Bond will be ... rumour is .. it's someone local.  Plus ... Mala's Mostment and Ted introduces a new sitcom where he's bought the Bongo ... 'The Hanky Panky Club'.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 108 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala fire through the top 6 Teesside Lies News Stories  and chat passionately about Chelsea FC's dodgy behaviour! Plus ... Ted brings back 'Ask Ted' and answers your questions, and Pybo's lass has goes into labour in another episode of 'The Offshore Boys'.   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJ...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 107 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala discuss International Women's Day and where do music bands get their names from. Plus ... Ted interviews Luke Evans from the band We Tibetans about their new single release.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN T...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 106 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala discuss World Book Day ... and World Buck Day Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news stories from 'Teesside Lies'.   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE   CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE   NB: If eve...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 105 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala rinse the film Back To The Future and share their annoyance at some of the songs sang at Middlesbrough Football Club matches.   Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news stories from 'Teesside Lies'.   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOO...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 104 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala discuss the good old days of heading out down Stockton on a night out in the late 90s ... and Ted pitches his new realty TV show 'Celebrity Brothel'.  Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and more news stories from 'Teesside Lies'.   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN T...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 103 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala are buzzing about the Boro win at Man Utd, Ted goes through his top 5 lasses off Aussie soap Neighbours, and also shares an exclusive interview he did with Kurt Zouma's cat. Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' and Valentines Day Love Advice from Randy Diablo.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL EN...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 102 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala discuss the Riverside Stadium South Stand myth of 'The Squeezy Boys', they run though some impressive podcast listening stats, and scrutinise a few local Teesside Live news stories. Plus ... 'Mala's Mostments' ... Love Advice from Randy Diablo ... and Boro Batman fights criiiiiiiiime in Middlesbrough.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHO...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 101 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥   This week Ted and Mala discuss dogging societies, Boris, and local news stories - plus 'Mala's Mostments', love advice from Randy Diablo, and The Offshore Boys head off on a spa day.     PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇 CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN PAGE  ...

🔥 ITS EPISODE 100 OF THE TED HANKY PODCAST!! 🔥 BONK ON!!!  Dead chuffed to have hit 100 episodes. Thanks everyone ❤️ This week we've got the usual random cack and topics of discussion from Ted and Mala - plus a Boro Batman sketch, 'Mala's Mostments', and love advice from horny hispanic disco devil .... Randy Diablo.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT...

It's Episode 99 ... on this weeks show Ted and Mala have moved into thier new apartment in Stockton and discuss in detail some of the local delights surrounding it. Mala's got a new very "Un-PC" jacket. Ted gives his thoughts on "cut and shut Mam's". And Mala shares a very spooky tale from his childhood.... "thwap thwap thwap... "   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK W...

The Podcast is BACK!!! .... and its an XMAS special. Ted talks helicopter drug dealing and his dislike of rappers presenting home improvement shows. Ted also shares a few changes to his life since the last episode. Mala gives some insight into police operation names, vents his anger at whoever names storms & hurricanes, and pitches his new 'Only Fans' page. Also on the show is a Christmas crim...

It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!!  Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show ... but still find time to discuss the upcoming Olympics and some of its rather suspect sporting events.  Listen until the end as a lot of the shows characters who have featured at some point in the 97 episodes bid a fond farewell.  Thank y...

In this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian comic book character called 'NonceKnife', and it's the season finale of The Rockliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME...

This week the lads reflect back on some amazing times in The Mall nightclub in Stockton .... Mala kicks off about bad shop worker craic, and Ted pulls apart the lazy world of Super Mario.  Plus, the Offshore Boys are back and have been summoned before the Offshore Elders for a very special job offer. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitch...

This week Mala has a very important statement on a new breakaway league from the Teesside Doggers Association, Ted shares his desire to become an influencer, and the lads reflect on their time on hit BBC1 quiz show 'Pointless'. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fa...

This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent beer garden experience, share some interesting stats about Middlesbrough F.C, and promote Nasir's new sun tan lotion for him.  Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Cli...

This week Ted and Mala talk ... weather moaners, dogging on a BMX & Sinclair C5, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, and that time the Offshore Boys went on Pat Sharpe's 'Fun House'. Ted also announces his new podcast for the Euro's.  Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of...

It's an Easter special and Ted & Mala share the real truth about who actually invented CrossFit. The lads also reflect on their time with Dale Winton on Supermarket Sweep. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. C...

This week Ted & Mala discuss: top soap opera flange, a Mad Max style experience they both once had down at Soccer Sensations, and reflect on their time on two primetime television shows. Not for the easily offended .... or Doyles.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's f...

This week Ted & Mala have been afternoon drinking and reminiscing about the good old days playing football for Thornaby Rangers and how Branco was forced out of the Boro for constantly splitting the footy socks (Get well soon Branco).  The Offshore Boys pop up on TV show 'Bargain Hunt' and Doyle & Co are flogging Bitcoin. Cracking stuff as always.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 s...

This week Ted & Mala discuss a Blind Date/Naked Attraction hybrid TV show which includes a rather "different" role for 'Our Graham'. Billy Mac shares his new political message, Ted reflects on a charity squash match with Bono and pitches a new invention idea to help deal with the prejudice of imitating certain accents. The lads also reminisce on their time spent on hit TV show Dragons Den.   ...