Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

The Tarp Report

Comedy EN ↓ 189 episodes

The Tarp Report with comedians Sam Miller and Jes Anderson. This podcast isn't just about laughter; it's about the power of resilience, growth, and finding humor in life's twists and turns. Get ready for an hourish of fun-filled, unpredictable, and wonderfully offbeat entertainment that covers comedy, life's quirks, and the transformative journey to sobriety. Welcome to the Tarp Report, it covers everything.

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Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

Episodes

Witnessing Jehovah - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #139 13.10.2025 49:42

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes Didn’t Wake Up 4:00 - Teacher Assistant Fired Over Fart Spray 14:50 - A Squirrel Is Attacking People 20:00 - Man Sued For Failing To Get Neighbors Wife Pregnant 30:25 - Men Are Disgusting 35:50 - New York 40:20 - Witnessing Jehovah 41:00 - Robbie’s Surprise 47:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammi...

Bullying Ol' Four Eyes - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #138 06.10.2025 1:05:15

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 1:20 - Comment Court 9:20 - Nurse Saves Drunk Racoon 24:20 - Animal Shelter Drug Burn 33:20 - Doctor Leaves Mid Surgery To Hook-Up 43:30 - Alaska 55:40 - New York 1:02:08 - Writing Jokes 1:02:58 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.t...

Kyle Kinane Tickled Sam Backstage - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #137 29.09.2025 47:33

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Cash Cow 2:50 - Break Glass 3:50 - Comment Court 10:20 - Golf Course Pooper 16:20 - Hiding Evidence 23:20 - Mid Flight Pooper 29:15 - Kyle Kinane Tickled Sam Backstage 35:30 - Izzy Is Gone 39:15 - Jes @ Flightpath 40:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://...

Going To Jail On Mushrooms - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #136 22.09.2025 58:30

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Mary & Make a Wish 3:25 - Safeway bag full of shake 5:30 - Comment Court 8:30 - Hikers take Mushrooms and get lost 11:20 - Going to Jail On Mushrooms 14:20 - Hikers take Mushrooms and get lost Pt.2 16:03 - Hippie John 17:50 - Smoking what Jes thought was a cigarette 19:30 - Janitor throws away “Modern Art” 24:20 - Onl...

Rescue Husband - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #135 15.09.2025 53:48

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam & Jes Fight 2:45 - Comment Court 3:30 - Failed Bank Robbery 8:38 - Mr & Mrs Crane 15:35 - Dog Saves Family From Stick of Dynamite 21:45 - Headliners Reading Horrible Headlines #2 34:20 - Charlie Kirk 42:15 - Double Booking 47:15 - Buying Comics Drinks On Stage 49:30 - R Rated Show 51:50 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW...

Stealing Statues From Parks - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #134 08.09.2025 55:16

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - We Is Me 2:50 - Comment Court 7:20 - Bear eats 60 cupcakes 16:35 - Dr. Pepper 25:50 - Drug Dealer Stole 800lbs Cannon 38:30 - Sam’s Documentary 44:20 - Jes Headlined! 47:00 - Sam’s Comedy Special 50:10 - Sam Has Been Entered Into A Pie Eating Contest 51:40 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.co...

Police Caught Playing Crime Bingo - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #133 01.09.2025 52:27

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Podcast Lighting 3:15 - Reading Comments 7:55 - Porch Pooper 17:55 - Chicken Gets Run Over While Crossing The Road 24:58 - Police Caught Playing Crime Bingo 31:35 - You Look Like 35:45 - Dallas (Not Texas) 41:10 - Tour Talk 43:45 - Club Comedy 49:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtu...

Cul-de-Nut Sack (w/ Lynette Manning) - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #132 25.08.2025 59:38

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Cul-de-Nut Sack 11:12 - Seattle Kraken mascot almost gets attacked by a bear 20:20 - Google Street view caught naked man 29:35 - Feeding Pets to animals at the Zoo 40:20 - Lynette is on tour with Sam 48:15 - You Look Like Show 50:00 - Sam’s Jokes! ⚫ FOLLOW LYNETTE MANNING: www.lynettemanning.com https://www.tiktok.com/@...

Old Man Declares Himself a Terrorist - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #131 18.08.2025 35:14

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 1:20 - Reading comments 4:20 - Email us news stories! 5:20 - All you can eat fish fry 9:50 - Old man declares himself a terrorist 15:50 - Men are disgusting 23:00 - Jes the mess 25:20 - Tour Talk 25:40 - Jes is teaching a podcasting class 28:30 - Kevin Hart Netflix comedy competition 29:00 - Transitioning...

I Need To Apologize - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #130 11.08.2025 46:30

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the Show 4:00 - Reading Comments 6:00 - Guy On LSD Saves Dog From House That He Thought Was On Fire 13:05 - Guy Wild’n Out In Planet Fitness 24:25 - Disabled Woman Sues Company For paying her for 20 years 29:45 - Sam Got a New Tattoo 39:00 - Jes’s Moms Death Update 42:49 - Sam’s Jokes 45:35 - I Need To Apologize ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com You...

Puss Boogers - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #129 04.08.2025 49:39

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sick Sam 2:20 - Comment Court 5:15 - The Dave Mathews Band 17:20 - Sam Miller Story Time 18:45 - Puss Boogers 21:24 - The Stink’n Sentra Give Away 29:50 - Blessings 34:21 - Canceled Shows 46:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain...

Peeing In Cans - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #128 28.07.2025 41:47

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 1:40 - A General Look At Orangutan Prostitution 3:20 - Orangutan Prostitution 13:20 - The Fun House 17:05 - Breaking Into Construction Sites 20:15 - Tour Talk 22:40 - Sam Let Jes Drive 24:50 - More Tour Talk 35:50 - Call To Action 38:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammil...

The Toilet Paper Story - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #127 21.07.2025 40:03

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - The Toilet Paper Story 2:50 - Comment Court 6:28 - Man Shoots armadillo 11:20 - Jes and Sam Give Up 19:30 - Headliners Reading Headlines 20:25 - Sam & Jes Decompress 26:50 - Tour Talk 28:40 - Jeffrey Epstein 30:00 - Practicing Moderation 34:40 - Meet The Millers 36:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://ww...

Cockroach Eating Competition - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #126 14.07.2025 43:59

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Pool Chalk Head Strikes Again 4:20 - The Legend Of Ying 6:15 - The Sauna World Championship 13:50 - Cockroach Eating Competition 22:15 - Embryo Swap 30:35 - Summer Camp 37:00 - Tour Talk 41:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain h...

P. Diddy Is Acquitted - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #125 07.07.2025 58:25

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Bad Mood 2:10 - Comment Court 6:10 - Giraffe Turd 17:10 - Beekeeper Attacks The Police With Bees 24:40 - In N’ Out Burger Sues Youtuber 31:00 - P. Diddy Is Acquitted 37:00 - Tour Talk 56:05 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain http...

Take The Money And Run - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #124 30.06.2025 48:32

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Fudge Rounds 2:18 - Comment Court 4:44 - Take The Money And Run 12:50 - Alligator Handler Left Alligator In Hotel 19:15 - Disgraced Burial 26:20 - The Best Weekend Ever 36:00 - Sam On The Road 43:35 - Doing Comedy In Spokane 45:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://...

Declaring War On Tina - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #123 23.06.2025 1:09:29

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Waddle’n 2:15 - Comment Court 5:05 - The Pooper Intendent 15:00 - Door Dash Driver Drives Onto Runway 22:50 - Death Row Inmates Final Words 33:05 - Man Releases Live Racoon Into Store 40:00 - Jes Family Story 45:30 - Declaring War On Tina 49:00 - The Jail Letters Project 52:10 - Jes’s Family Vacation 1:05:15 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com...

The Old Crum Road - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #122 16.06.2025 59:45

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam Never Gets Nervous 3:00 - The Car Curse Continues 4:26 - Comment Court 6:23 - Greasy Imprints 22:00 - Space Turd 33:50 - Consensual Chopping Of The Peen 48:53 - Graduation 51:10 - Comedy Chat 54:10 - Sams Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaug...

"Gucci Goddess" Steals $100,000,000 From Military - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #121 09.06.2025 1:11:45

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - World's Oldest Ladies 6:20 - Comment Court 14:44 - Women Leaves buckets of Human Waste At Police Station 25:00 - Gucci goddess 39:00 - petting zoo 49:30 - Road Stories 52:30 - Graduation 55:00 - The car curse 1:08:15 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com...

New Jes Lore Unlocked - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #120 02.06.2025 1:01:09

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Fake Cop 24:10 - Reality Star Gets Pardoned 31:10 - Reality Star Runs Telemarketing Scam 44:00 - Road Stories 55:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://je...

Human Waste Causes 10 Car Pile Up - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #119 26.05.2025 58:37

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam Making Jes Wait 2:45 - Comment Court 4:34 - Man P’s On Ex Wife's Grave 20:55 - Human Waste Leads To 10 Car Pile Up 28:40 - Man Drops One In Grocery Store Freezer 37:10 - Tour Talk 44:20 - Live Wire 54:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/make...

The Dong Patrol - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #118 19.05.2025 53:06

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Hair Twirling 5:30 - Comment Court 7:43 - Walgreens 17:35 - 10 Year Old Hugger 24:50 - Boss Compared to Darth Vader 32:50 - Sam Hurt His Back 34:50 - Annual Auction 38:20 - On The Road 39:30 - Sam’s Worst Interview Ever 41:40 - Sam Continues His Crusade On Mean Commenters 45:25 - Jail Story 47:57 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sam...

Snake On Snake Violence - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #117 12.05.2025 1:00:49

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Comment Court 6:25 - Narcotics Training Goes Poorly 16:34 - Snake On Snake Violence 24:50 - Body On NYC Subway 31:45 - We Found The Line 39:55 - Jes Gets Lit Up 48:50 - Emerald City Comedy Club 51:35 - Live Wire Taping 53:10 - Anxiety 56:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian...

Kool-Aid Man Challenge - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #116 05.05.2025 55:07

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Comment Court 8:50 - High school students opened their textbooks to find an image of Yoda 13:28 - massive fire at a crematorium 23:30 - Kool Aid Challenge 30:15 - Elephant Hates One Woman Specifically 35:20 - Emerald City Comedy Club 41:40 - The Dope Podcast 52:00 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.ti...

Italian Man Crushed By Parmesan Cheese - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #115 28.04.2025 52:15

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - An Island Of Time 1:50 - Comment Court 7:50 - Cruise Bomb Threat 17:50 - Woman Falls Through The Floor Into A Well 22:55 - Italian Man Crushed To Death By Parmesan Cheese 32:00 - Tour talk 42:30 - Emerald City Comedy Club 47:30 - Sams Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.fa...