Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

The Tarp Report

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The Tarp Report with comedians Sam Miller and Jes Anderson. This podcast isn't just about laughter; it's about the power of resilience, growth, and finding humor in life's twists and turns. Get ready for an hourish of fun-filled, unpredictable, and wonderfully offbeat entertainment that covers comedy, life's quirks, and the transformative journey to sobriety. Welcome to the Tarp Report, it covers everything.

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Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

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Cockroach Eating Competition - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #126 14.07.2025 43:59

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Pool Chalk Head Strikes Again 4:20 - The Legend Of Ying 6:15 - The Sauna World Championship 13:50 - Cockroach Eating Competition 22:15 - Embryo Swap 30:35 - Summer Camp 37:00 - Tour Talk 41:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain h...

P. Diddy Is Acquitted - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #125 07.07.2025 58:25

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Bad Mood 2:10 - Comment Court 6:10 - Giraffe Turd 17:10 - Beekeeper Attacks The Police With Bees 24:40 - In N’ Out Burger Sues Youtuber 31:00 - P. Diddy Is Acquitted 37:00 - Tour Talk 56:05 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain http...

Take The Money And Run - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #124 30.06.2025 48:32

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Fudge Rounds 2:18 - Comment Court 4:44 - Take The Money And Run 12:50 - Alligator Handler Left Alligator In Hotel 19:15 - Disgraced Burial 26:20 - The Best Weekend Ever 36:00 - Sam On The Road 43:35 - Doing Comedy In Spokane 45:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://...

Declaring War On Tina - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #123 23.06.2025 1:09:29

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Waddle’n 2:15 - Comment Court 5:05 - The Pooper Intendent 15:00 - Door Dash Driver Drives Onto Runway 22:50 - Death Row Inmates Final Words 33:05 - Man Releases Live Racoon Into Store 40:00 - Jes Family Story 45:30 - Declaring War On Tina 49:00 - The Jail Letters Project 52:10 - Jes’s Family Vacation 1:05:15 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com...

The Old Crum Road - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #122 16.06.2025 59:45

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam Never Gets Nervous 3:00 - The Car Curse Continues 4:26 - Comment Court 6:23 - Greasy Imprints 22:00 - Space Turd 33:50 - Consensual Chopping Of The Peen 48:53 - Graduation 51:10 - Comedy Chat 54:10 - Sams Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaug...

"Gucci Goddess" Steals $100,000,000 From Military - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #121 09.06.2025 1:11:45

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - World's Oldest Ladies 6:20 - Comment Court 14:44 - Women Leaves buckets of Human Waste At Police Station 25:00 - Gucci goddess 39:00 - petting zoo 49:30 - Road Stories 52:30 - Graduation 55:00 - The car curse 1:08:15 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com...

New Jes Lore Unlocked - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #120 02.06.2025 1:01:09

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Fake Cop 24:10 - Reality Star Gets Pardoned 31:10 - Reality Star Runs Telemarketing Scam 44:00 - Road Stories 55:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://je...

Human Waste Causes 10 Car Pile Up - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #119 26.05.2025 58:37

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam Making Jes Wait 2:45 - Comment Court 4:34 - Man P’s On Ex Wife's Grave 20:55 - Human Waste Leads To 10 Car Pile Up 28:40 - Man Drops One In Grocery Store Freezer 37:10 - Tour Talk 44:20 - Live Wire 54:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/make...

The Dong Patrol - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #118 19.05.2025 53:06

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Hair Twirling 5:30 - Comment Court 7:43 - Walgreens 17:35 - 10 Year Old Hugger 24:50 - Boss Compared to Darth Vader 32:50 - Sam Hurt His Back 34:50 - Annual Auction 38:20 - On The Road 39:30 - Sam’s Worst Interview Ever 41:40 - Sam Continues His Crusade On Mean Commenters 45:25 - Jail Story 47:57 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sam...

Snake On Snake Violence - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #117 12.05.2025 1:00:49

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Comment Court 6:25 - Narcotics Training Goes Poorly 16:34 - Snake On Snake Violence 24:50 - Body On NYC Subway 31:45 - We Found The Line 39:55 - Jes Gets Lit Up 48:50 - Emerald City Comedy Club 51:35 - Live Wire Taping 53:10 - Anxiety 56:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian...

Kool-Aid Man Challenge - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #116 05.05.2025 55:07

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Comment Court 8:50 - High school students opened their textbooks to find an image of Yoda 13:28 - massive fire at a crematorium 23:30 - Kool Aid Challenge 30:15 - Elephant Hates One Woman Specifically 35:20 - Emerald City Comedy Club 41:40 - The Dope Podcast 52:00 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.ti...

Italian Man Crushed By Parmesan Cheese - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #115 28.04.2025 52:15

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - An Island Of Time 1:50 - Comment Court 7:50 - Cruise Bomb Threat 17:50 - Woman Falls Through The Floor Into A Well 22:55 - Italian Man Crushed To Death By Parmesan Cheese 32:00 - Tour talk 42:30 - Emerald City Comedy Club 47:30 - Sams Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.fa...

Police Chief Drops One In Front Of Staff - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #114 21.04.2025 58:42

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Weight Lifting 4:20 - Police Chief Drops One In Front Of Staff 22:53 - Surgeon Burns His Initials Into Patients Livers 28:50 - Banning Public Schools From Using Mascots That Discriminate 38:50 - Sam Snapped On A Fan 48:38 - On The Road 55:35 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian...

Nightmare Stand-up Story Time - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #113 14.04.2025 1:02:09

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - It’s Friday Night SON 1:30 - S Doll Murder Investigation 16:20 - Bodies Sold To US ARMY For Blast Testing 30:52 - Baby Swap 41:10 - Disneyland 45:03 - Nightmare Stand-up Story Time 57 :37 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https:...

Live Pigs Stolen From Art Exhibit - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #112 07.04.2025 52:11

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam And Jes Are Loud 3:50 - Woman Drowns Her Dog In A Toilet 15:30 - Football Coach Says Slur 27:10 - Piglets Sacrificed In Art Piece 36:27 - Tour Talk 45:05 - Gym Talk 49:00 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.ins...

Looking At Sam’s Mugshots - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #111 31.03.2025 49:28

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam Ate Too Much Pizza 3:00 - Mom Was Being Bad 7:50 - Woman Mutilates S Offenders Corpse 20 25 - Man Smuggles Turtles In Pants 28:50 - Tour Talk 32:30 - Career Chat 43:10 - Sam’s Mugshots 44:45 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain...

Sam Got Banned From The News Paper - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #110 24.03.2025 1:02:53

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - The Chickens Continue To Haunt Us 2:40 - Kid Accidentally wins 10k Marathon 5:55 - Cat Breaks Camera 6:25 - Kid Accidentally wins 10k Marathon 11:13 - Man Plays Soccer With Head 22:45 - Burglar Gets Caught Reading Book 32:10 - Sam Got Banned From The News Paper 34:00 - Sams New Special 45:45 - Lynette and Thor Sitting In A Tree 53:20 - Jes Opened For Jubel 57:08 - Sam’s Jokes...

Stealing From Home Depot - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #109 17.03.2025 47:20

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Stealing From Home Depot 6:40 - Sam is traumatized 8:20 - Child Bites Referee 17:44 - Man kill Step-Dad With atomic Wedgie 22:30 - Spider Man 29:40 - Tyler The Creator 32:15 - Sam’s Comedy Special 35:00 - Comedy / Bar 40:45 - Sams Jokes 42:00 - Hudson New York ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillerco...

What Do 3 Chickens And A Dog Have In Common? - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #108 10.03.2025 43:40

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - You might want to skip this one 4:20 - Ramen Shop Puts Bounty On Bad Reviewers 14:02 - What Do 3 Chickens and a Dog Have In Common? 25:20 - Dead Mom, Dead Dad 30:00 - Tour Talk 39:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www...

Banana Neutral - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #107 03.03.2025 59:06

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes Can’t Read 3:40 - 43 Monkeys Escape From Lab 24:21 - Hippo Attack 35:48 - Florida man in bull costume tries to burn down Ex’s house with spaghetti sauce 41:50 - Comedy at a Prison 47:15 - Jes’s Comedy 51:00 - The Tarp Report 53:15 - Sam Dips His Hand Into The Swan Donuts ass 56:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedi...

We Called Her Party Mom - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #106 24.02.2025 54:44

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Report Tarp 3:30 - The Heist of 100,000 Eggs 16:40 - Eaten by Pig on Christmas 30:00 - Principle 45:30 - Bigger but 47:50 - Still Managing 52:20 - Dead Mom, Dead Dad ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedia...

Purely Delicious - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #105 17.02.2025 55:36

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes is Stressed 3:45 - Welsh Woman Sends Fart Videos To Boyfriends Ex 14:45 - Hammer Throwing 25:45 - Farting passenger forces plane to land 36:15 - Ice Storm Traps Sam 46:50 - Sam and Jes Beefing 51:10 - Jes has a joke 52:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www....

Renton WA, Coyote Drags Child Into Green Belt - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #104 10.02.2025 56:00

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Super Snake 15:00 - Mom Caught Cyber Bullying Daughter 22:48 - Man Hunts down his brother’s Killer’s Girlfriend 28:16 - Renton WA. Coyote Drags Child Into Green Belt 34:14 - Sam Has ADHD 37:00 - Touring 39:20 - Company Meeting 41:20 - Trump is President 50:18 - Jes’s Booking 53:00 - Sam Does Some Boomer Stuff 54:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercome...

Sam Is Homies w/ Joe Exotic - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #103 03.02.2025 52:37

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Tiktok Arson 12:13 - Teacher “Kobes” Kid Into Trash Can 20:35 - Cop Watches P*** While Driving 25:45 - Man JO’s Inside a Piggly Wiggly 30:25 - Austin Texas 40:15 - Talking to Joe Exotic 47:48 - Belated Birthday 49:50 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com...

Parking Lot Chaos - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #102 27.01.2025 58:15

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Drivers Ed 3:15 - Polish Army Sent Land Mines To IKEA 12:00 - Parking Lot Chaos 16:00 - Church Hires A PDF File 30:20 - Sam’s Facebook Is Back 43:00 - Nate Jackson’s New Special 52:30 - Free Running 56:30 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeoly...