Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

The Tarp Report

Comedy EN ↓ 189 episodes

The Tarp Report with comedians Sam Miller and Jes Anderson. This podcast isn't just about laughter; it's about the power of resilience, growth, and finding humor in life's twists and turns. Get ready for an hourish of fun-filled, unpredictable, and wonderfully offbeat entertainment that covers comedy, life's quirks, and the transformative journey to sobriety. Welcome to the Tarp Report, it covers everything.

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Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

Episodes

Emotional Support Clown - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #164 06.04.2026 58:36

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - These Two Are A Mess 4:30 - “Professional” Corn Hole Player 21:55 - Man Sends Meth Through Bank Tube 27:29 - Emotional Support Clown 38 10 - Comedy Corner 48:00 - Charles Hall 56:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian http...

Five Nights At Epstein's - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #163 30.03.2026 47:33

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - The Tarp Resort 4:30 - Nasty Azz Cheeseburger 11:30 - The Chihuly Glass Museum 19:30 - Man With No Arms Stabs Tourist With Scissors 24:00 - 5 Nights At Epstein's 26:20 - Comedy Corner 45:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillerc...

Make-A-Wish Girl Asks To Taze Cop - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #162 23.03.2026 56:55

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Mom has no faith 3:30 - Lady Runs Over Dead Body 13:30 - Man Only Drank At Stop Lights 21:30 - Make-A-Wish Girl Asks To Taze Cop 36:00 - Comedy Corner 48:50 - Mama Gram 51:20 - Reality Raccoon-esk Podcast 54:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tikto...

Camel Beauty Contest - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #161 16.03.2026 50:50

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 1:30 - Teacher Glues Student To Chair 11:15 - Camel Beauty Contest 21:30 - Man Steals Flamingo From The Flamingo Hotel 26:15 - Man Exposes Himself At Dollar General 29:50 - Comedy Corner 47:00 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tik...

Pro Deuce - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #160 09.03.2026 51:27

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Double Sam 3:05 - The Dollar General Does Infact Have Produce 8:30 - Man returns to the scene of the crime to ask for his shoes back 24:40 - Dementia Fight Club 30:30 - Comedy Corner 48:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedi...

Sam Called The Police On The Police - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #159 02.03.2026 1:01:12

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 2:15 - Tri Peen 10:10 - Man Pees In Chili 19:30 - Men Are Disgusting 26:30 - Sam Got Pulled Over 28:45 - Comedy Corner 49:10 - Recovery 58:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/mak...

Olive Garden Cook Dunks Head In Deep Fryer - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #158 23.02.2026 58:29

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - 3 Year Anniversary 4:30 - Olive Garden Cook Dunks Head Into Deep Fryer 24:00 - Man Shot Over French Fries 29:30 - Man Throws Alligator Through Wendy's Drive Through 35:15 - Nurses Twerk In Front Of Patients 40:30 - Comedy Corner 56:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammill...

National Fart Day - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #157 16.02.2026 46:23

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Cat Butt 2:09 - Home Alone Booby Traps 14:45 - National Fart Day 22:40 - Walrus Weiner 26:50 - Texas 37:50 - Seahawks Won The Super bowl 43:40 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaugha...

Vacuums Suck - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #156 09.02.2026 45:16

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Ron Funches Gate 6:30 - Universal Studios Backstage Tour Goes Wrong 10:50 - Flight Attendant Steps On Baby 16:50 - Man Goes At It With A Vacuum 29:00 - Comedy 39:42 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook....

Texas Terror - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #155 02.02.2026 53:34

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Scheduling Issues 11:20 - Man Arrested for ******* 3 horses 28:25 - Ski Jumpers manipulating their genital size in order to gain an aerodynamic edge 36:30 - Stealing a girls car to take her friend out 39:55 - Tattoo 43:00 - Comedy 49:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammiller...

Sam Impersonates An Eel Going Up A Man's *** - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #154 26.01.2026 54:48

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes Can’t Read 6:10 - Getting Judged At Planet Fitness 10:30 - Beach Covered In French Fries 22:15 - Masseuse Poops On Police 29:05 - Man Puts An Eel Where The Sun Don’t Shine 40:00 - Comedy Chat 52:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@...

Practicing Karate On Swans - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #153 19.01.2026 55:50

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Staying Grounded 3:45 - Practicing Karate On Swans 16:50 - People Gather To Watch Someone Get Kicked In The Balls 26:55 - Woman Poops On Car In Traffic 37:00 - Jes Was Late 39:20 - Bob & Tom Clip 53:45 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com...

Find Me A Victim - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #152 12.01.2026 48:51

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 3:30 - Pooping In A Drug Store 11:40 - Pooping On A Pizza 19:42 - Cook Reaches Into Hot Grease For Earbud 22:00 - Attempted Murder In Antarctica 32:40 - Stand Up Comedy 38:10 - Family Life 44:22 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tikto...

Hanging Dong At The Chevron - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #151 05.01.2026 42:54

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 4:50 - Man Eats His Own Peacocks 15:20 - Man Returns Stolen Mandolins 21:15 - Toilet Injury Saga 30:40 - What Sam and Jes did this week 40:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/mak...

Baby Noises - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #150 29.12.2025 1:01:01

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 4:00 - Men Are Disgusting 7:00 - Man Approaching Children In Diaper 15:10 - Nude Florida Man Steals Truck From Dealership 23:00 - Teens Pee Into Hot Pot Broth 38:50 - Group Dressed Up As Santa & Elves rob grocery store 41:40 - Episode 150 44:52 - What Sam & Jes Did This Week 55:55 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫...

A Hand Grenade Got Donated To Goodwill - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #149 22.12.2025 49:48

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Claw Woman 4:30 - Hand Grenade Donated To Goodwill 13:30 - Paramedic Records Onlyfans Videos in the work place 20:20 - Alabama man allegedly fed squirrel' meth 27:10 - What Sam & Jes Did This Week 47:25 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tikto...

Man Eats 15 Eggs Backwards- The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #148 15.12.2025 1:01:22

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - 2XL 4:45 - TLDR 16:40 - Shooting Rats 22:50 - Man Fakes His Own Death For 89 Days 33:40 - Man Eats 15 Eggs Backwards 45:15 - What Sam & Jes Did This Week 58:50 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.c...

AI Jesus - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #147 08.12.2025 46:16

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 4:45 - How many eggs can a chicken lay 11:20 - AI Jesus 24:40 - Don’t laugh at Hitler's micro penis 28:24 - Post News 42:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaugha...

The Nose Knows - The Tarp Report w/ Sniffles & Jes Anderson #146 01.12.2025 53:30

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 3:30 - P*rn Played On Ferry 10:50 - Hotel Worker Cleans Bedding In Hot Tub 20:25 - Florida Man Falls Through Ceiling Onto Swat Team 28:13 - Thanksgiving 32:40 - Comedy Talk 50:35 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammiller...

The One Where Jes Is Mean - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #145 25.11.2025 53:17

⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://jesanderson.com Youtube @coachsmoach https://www.tiktok.com/@coachsmoach https://www.facebook.com/coachsmoach https://www.instagram.com/coachsmoach #TheTa...

Man Crushed By Urinal - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #144 17.11.2025 47:47

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Put A Baby In’em 3:51 - Man Crushed To Death By Retractable Urinal 13:30 - Man Caught Pooping On Cars After 3 Years 25:08 - 40 Year Old Man Stuck In Playground Slide 29:40 - Comment Court 33:50 - Comedy 44:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok....

Banana Peel Deco - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #143 10.11.2025 48:04

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Banana Peel Deco 3:44 - Couple Rolls Off Cliff While Hooking Up In Car 11:15 - Italian Artist Sells Non Existent Sculptures 21:10 - Yearbook Misprint 28:05 - Friends Take Turns Shooting Each other 30:40 - Comedy Market 39:20 - Surgery Update 43:30 - Pat Moriarity 44:30 - Movie Night 45:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLE...

McNapping - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #142 03.11.2025 57:09

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 2:30 - Inappropriate Halloween Decorations 14:35 - Stolen Tomb Stones 27:00 - Vandalized Ronald McDonald Statue 32:55 - McNapping 38:35 - Comment Court 41:50 - Comedy 43:55 - Halloween Night 47:30 - Comedy Bubble 52:30 - Vince Brown Plus One 54:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillerco...

Fart Goblikon - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #141 27.10.2025 58:53

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Morning Radio 2:30 - 6 Million Dollar Gold Toilet 13:25 - AUDIO FIX 14:20 - Woman Missing For 60 Years 24:00 - Teacher Accused of Using AI To Make His Boss Appear Raciest 36:00 - Mix 96.1 42:29 - Hand Surgery 46:25 - John Goblikon 56:50 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammi...

Emerald City Comedy Club - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #140 21.10.2025 1:08:10

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Emerald City Comedy Club 7:30 - Man Chops Off Penis During Police Chase 21:40 - Man Shoots Himself in Genitals 31:15 - Police Arrest Chuck E’ Cheese 43:30 - Comment Court 47:25 - Cambridge 55:00 - Jes’s Birthday & The Brazilian Hotdog 1:00:45 - Bellingham 1:05:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammill...