Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

The Tarp Report

Comedy EN ↓ 176 episodes

The Tarp Report with comedians Sam Miller and Jes Anderson. This podcast isn't just about laughter; it's about the power of resilience, growth, and finding humor in life's twists and turns. Get ready for an hourish of fun-filled, unpredictable, and wonderfully offbeat entertainment that covers comedy, life's quirks, and the transformative journey to sobriety. Welcome to the Tarp Report, it covers everything.

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Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

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Hanging Dong At The Chevron - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #151 05.01.2026 42:54

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 4:50 - Man Eats His Own Peacocks 15:20 - Man Returns Stolen Mandolins 21:15 - Toilet Injury Saga 30:40 - What Sam and Jes did this week 40:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/mak...

Baby Noises - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #150 29.12.2025 1:01:01

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 4:00 - Men Are Disgusting 7:00 - Man Approaching Children In Diaper 15:10 - Nude Florida Man Steals Truck From Dealership 23:00 - Teens Pee Into Hot Pot Broth 38:50 - Group Dressed Up As Santa & Elves rob grocery store 41:40 - Episode 150 44:52 - What Sam & Jes Did This Week 55:55 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫...

A Hand Grenade Got Donated To Goodwill - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #149 22.12.2025 49:48

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Claw Woman 4:30 - Hand Grenade Donated To Goodwill 13:30 - Paramedic Records Onlyfans Videos in the work place 20:20 - Alabama man allegedly fed squirrel' meth 27:10 - What Sam & Jes Did This Week 47:25 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tikto...

Man Eats 15 Eggs Backwards- The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #148 15.12.2025 1:01:22

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - 2XL 4:45 - TLDR 16:40 - Shooting Rats 22:50 - Man Fakes His Own Death For 89 Days 33:40 - Man Eats 15 Eggs Backwards 45:15 - What Sam & Jes Did This Week 58:50 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.c...

AI Jesus - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #147 08.12.2025 46:16

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 4:45 - How many eggs can a chicken lay 11:20 - AI Jesus 24:40 - Don’t laugh at Hitler's micro penis 28:24 - Post News 42:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaugha...

The Nose Knows - The Tarp Report w/ Sniffles & Jes Anderson #146 01.12.2025 53:30

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 3:30 - P*rn Played On Ferry 10:50 - Hotel Worker Cleans Bedding In Hot Tub 20:25 - Florida Man Falls Through Ceiling Onto Swat Team 28:13 - Thanksgiving 32:40 - Comedy Talk 50:35 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammiller...

The One Where Jes Is Mean - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #145 25.11.2025 53:17

⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://jesanderson.com Youtube @coachsmoach https://www.tiktok.com/@coachsmoach https://www.facebook.com/coachsmoach https://www.instagram.com/coachsmoach #TheTa...

Man Crushed By Urinal - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #144 17.11.2025 47:47

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Put A Baby In’em 3:51 - Man Crushed To Death By Retractable Urinal 13:30 - Man Caught Pooping On Cars After 3 Years 25:08 - 40 Year Old Man Stuck In Playground Slide 29:40 - Comment Court 33:50 - Comedy 44:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok....

Banana Peel Deco - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #143 10.11.2025 48:04

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Banana Peel Deco 3:44 - Couple Rolls Off Cliff While Hooking Up In Car 11:15 - Italian Artist Sells Non Existent Sculptures 21:10 - Yearbook Misprint 28:05 - Friends Take Turns Shooting Each other 30:40 - Comedy Market 39:20 - Surgery Update 43:30 - Pat Moriarity 44:30 - Movie Night 45:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLE...

McNapping - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #142 03.11.2025 57:09

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 2:30 - Inappropriate Halloween Decorations 14:35 - Stolen Tomb Stones 27:00 - Vandalized Ronald McDonald Statue 32:55 - McNapping 38:35 - Comment Court 41:50 - Comedy 43:55 - Halloween Night 47:30 - Comedy Bubble 52:30 - Vince Brown Plus One 54:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillerco...

Fart Goblikon - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #141 27.10.2025 58:53

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Morning Radio 2:30 - 6 Million Dollar Gold Toilet 13:25 - AUDIO FIX 14:20 - Woman Missing For 60 Years 24:00 - Teacher Accused of Using AI To Make His Boss Appear Raciest 36:00 - Mix 96.1 42:29 - Hand Surgery 46:25 - John Goblikon 56:50 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammi...

Emerald City Comedy Club - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #140 21.10.2025 1:08:10

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Emerald City Comedy Club 7:30 - Man Chops Off Penis During Police Chase 21:40 - Man Shoots Himself in Genitals 31:15 - Police Arrest Chuck E’ Cheese 43:30 - Comment Court 47:25 - Cambridge 55:00 - Jes’s Birthday & The Brazilian Hotdog 1:00:45 - Bellingham 1:05:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammill...

Witnessing Jehovah - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #139 13.10.2025 49:42

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes Didn’t Wake Up 4:00 - Teacher Assistant Fired Over Fart Spray 14:50 - A Squirrel Is Attacking People 20:00 - Man Sued For Failing To Get Neighbors Wife Pregnant 30:25 - Men Are Disgusting 35:50 - New York 40:20 - Witnessing Jehovah 41:00 - Robbie’s Surprise 47:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammi...

Bullying Ol' Four Eyes - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #138 06.10.2025 1:05:15

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 1:20 - Comment Court 9:20 - Nurse Saves Drunk Racoon 24:20 - Animal Shelter Drug Burn 33:20 - Doctor Leaves Mid Surgery To Hook-Up 43:30 - Alaska 55:40 - New York 1:02:08 - Writing Jokes 1:02:58 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.t...

Kyle Kinane Tickled Sam Backstage - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #137 29.09.2025 47:33

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Cash Cow 2:50 - Break Glass 3:50 - Comment Court 10:20 - Golf Course Pooper 16:20 - Hiding Evidence 23:20 - Mid Flight Pooper 29:15 - Kyle Kinane Tickled Sam Backstage 35:30 - Izzy Is Gone 39:15 - Jes @ Flightpath 40:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://...

Going To Jail On Mushrooms - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #136 22.09.2025 58:30

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Mary & Make a Wish 3:25 - Safeway bag full of shake 5:30 - Comment Court 8:30 - Hikers take Mushrooms and get lost 11:20 - Going to Jail On Mushrooms 14:20 - Hikers take Mushrooms and get lost Pt.2 16:03 - Hippie John 17:50 - Smoking what Jes thought was a cigarette 19:30 - Janitor throws away “Modern Art” 24:20 - Onl...

Rescue Husband - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #135 15.09.2025 53:48

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam & Jes Fight 2:45 - Comment Court 3:30 - Failed Bank Robbery 8:38 - Mr & Mrs Crane 15:35 - Dog Saves Family From Stick of Dynamite 21:45 - Headliners Reading Horrible Headlines #2 34:20 - Charlie Kirk 42:15 - Double Booking 47:15 - Buying Comics Drinks On Stage 49:30 - R Rated Show 51:50 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW...

Stealing Statues From Parks - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #134 08.09.2025 55:16

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - We Is Me 2:50 - Comment Court 7:20 - Bear eats 60 cupcakes 16:35 - Dr. Pepper 25:50 - Drug Dealer Stole 800lbs Cannon 38:30 - Sam’s Documentary 44:20 - Jes Headlined! 47:00 - Sam’s Comedy Special 50:10 - Sam Has Been Entered Into A Pie Eating Contest 51:40 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.co...

Police Caught Playing Crime Bingo - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #133 01.09.2025 52:27

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Podcast Lighting 3:15 - Reading Comments 7:55 - Porch Pooper 17:55 - Chicken Gets Run Over While Crossing The Road 24:58 - Police Caught Playing Crime Bingo 31:35 - You Look Like 35:45 - Dallas (Not Texas) 41:10 - Tour Talk 43:45 - Club Comedy 49:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtu...

Cul-de-Nut Sack (w/ Lynette Manning) - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #132 25.08.2025 59:38

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Cul-de-Nut Sack 11:12 - Seattle Kraken mascot almost gets attacked by a bear 20:20 - Google Street view caught naked man 29:35 - Feeding Pets to animals at the Zoo 40:20 - Lynette is on tour with Sam 48:15 - You Look Like Show 50:00 - Sam’s Jokes! ⚫ FOLLOW LYNETTE MANNING: www.lynettemanning.com https://www.tiktok.com/@...

Old Man Declares Himself a Terrorist - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #131 18.08.2025 35:14

EMAIL US NEWS STORIES! TarpReportNewsStories@gmail.com ⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the show 1:20 - Reading comments 4:20 - Email us news stories! 5:20 - All you can eat fish fry 9:50 - Old man declares himself a terrorist 15:50 - Men are disgusting 23:00 - Jes the mess 25:20 - Tour Talk 25:40 - Jes is teaching a podcasting class 28:30 - Kevin Hart Netflix comedy competition 29:00 - Transitioning...

I Need To Apologize - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #130 11.08.2025 46:30

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top of the Show 4:00 - Reading Comments 6:00 - Guy On LSD Saves Dog From House That He Thought Was On Fire 13:05 - Guy Wild’n Out In Planet Fitness 24:25 - Disabled Woman Sues Company For paying her for 20 years 29:45 - Sam Got a New Tattoo 39:00 - Jes’s Moms Death Update 42:49 - Sam’s Jokes 45:35 - I Need To Apologize ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com You...

Puss Boogers - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #129 04.08.2025 49:39

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sick Sam 2:20 - Comment Court 5:15 - The Dave Mathews Band 17:20 - Sam Miller Story Time 18:45 - Puss Boogers 21:24 - The Stink’n Sentra Give Away 29:50 - Blessings 34:21 - Canceled Shows 46:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain...

Peeing In Cans - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #128 28.07.2025 41:47

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 1:40 - A General Look At Orangutan Prostitution 3:20 - Orangutan Prostitution 13:20 - The Fun House 17:05 - Breaking Into Construction Sites 20:15 - Tour Talk 22:40 - Sam Let Jes Drive 24:50 - More Tour Talk 35:50 - Call To Action 38:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammil...

The Toilet Paper Story - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #127 21.07.2025 40:03

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - The Toilet Paper Story 2:50 - Comment Court 6:28 - Man Shoots armadillo 11:20 - Jes and Sam Give Up 19:30 - Headliners Reading Headlines 20:25 - Sam & Jes Decompress 26:50 - Tour Talk 28:40 - Jeffrey Epstein 30:00 - Practicing Moderation 34:40 - Meet The Millers 36:20 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://ww...