Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

The Tarp Report

Comedy EN ↓ 189 episodes

The Tarp Report with comedians Sam Miller and Jes Anderson. This podcast isn't just about laughter; it's about the power of resilience, growth, and finding humor in life's twists and turns. Get ready for an hourish of fun-filled, unpredictable, and wonderfully offbeat entertainment that covers comedy, life's quirks, and the transformative journey to sobriety. Welcome to the Tarp Report, it covers everything.

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Sam Miller & Jes Anderson

Episodes

Police Chief Drops One In Front Of Staff - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #114 21.04.2025 58:42

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Weight Lifting 4:20 - Police Chief Drops One In Front Of Staff 22:53 - Surgeon Burns His Initials Into Patients Livers 28:50 - Banning Public Schools From Using Mascots That Discriminate 38:50 - Sam Snapped On A Fan 48:38 - On The Road 55:35 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian...

Nightmare Stand-up Story Time - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #113 14.04.2025 1:02:09

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - It’s Friday Night SON 1:30 - S Doll Murder Investigation 16:20 - Bodies Sold To US ARMY For Blast Testing 30:52 - Baby Swap 41:10 - Disneyland 45:03 - Nightmare Stand-up Story Time 57 :37 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https:...

Live Pigs Stolen From Art Exhibit - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #112 07.04.2025 52:11

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam And Jes Are Loud 3:50 - Woman Drowns Her Dog In A Toilet 15:30 - Football Coach Says Slur 27:10 - Piglets Sacrificed In Art Piece 36:27 - Tour Talk 45:05 - Gym Talk 49:00 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.ins...

Looking At Sam’s Mugshots - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #111 31.03.2025 49:28

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Sam Ate Too Much Pizza 3:00 - Mom Was Being Bad 7:50 - Woman Mutilates S Offenders Corpse 20 25 - Man Smuggles Turtles In Pants 28:50 - Tour Talk 32:30 - Career Chat 43:10 - Sam’s Mugshots 44:45 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain...

Sam Got Banned From The News Paper - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #110 24.03.2025 1:02:53

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - The Chickens Continue To Haunt Us 2:40 - Kid Accidentally wins 10k Marathon 5:55 - Cat Breaks Camera 6:25 - Kid Accidentally wins 10k Marathon 11:13 - Man Plays Soccer With Head 22:45 - Burglar Gets Caught Reading Book 32:10 - Sam Got Banned From The News Paper 34:00 - Sams New Special 45:45 - Lynette and Thor Sitting In A Tree 53:20 - Jes Opened For Jubel 57:08 - Sam’s Jokes...

Stealing From Home Depot - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #109 17.03.2025 47:20

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Stealing From Home Depot 6:40 - Sam is traumatized 8:20 - Child Bites Referee 17:44 - Man kill Step-Dad With atomic Wedgie 22:30 - Spider Man 29:40 - Tyler The Creator 32:15 - Sam’s Comedy Special 35:00 - Comedy / Bar 40:45 - Sams Jokes 42:00 - Hudson New York ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillerco...

What Do 3 Chickens And A Dog Have In Common? - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #108 10.03.2025 43:40

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - You might want to skip this one 4:20 - Ramen Shop Puts Bounty On Bad Reviewers 14:02 - What Do 3 Chickens and a Dog Have In Common? 25:20 - Dead Mom, Dead Dad 30:00 - Tour Talk 39:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www...

Banana Neutral - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #107 03.03.2025 59:06

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes Can’t Read 3:40 - 43 Monkeys Escape From Lab 24:21 - Hippo Attack 35:48 - Florida man in bull costume tries to burn down Ex’s house with spaghetti sauce 41:50 - Comedy at a Prison 47:15 - Jes’s Comedy 51:00 - The Tarp Report 53:15 - Sam Dips His Hand Into The Swan Donuts ass 56:00 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedi...

We Called Her Party Mom - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #106 24.02.2025 54:44

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Report Tarp 3:30 - The Heist of 100,000 Eggs 16:40 - Eaten by Pig on Christmas 30:00 - Principle 45:30 - Bigger but 47:50 - Still Managing 52:20 - Dead Mom, Dead Dad ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedia...

Purely Delicious - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #105 17.02.2025 55:36

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Jes is Stressed 3:45 - Welsh Woman Sends Fart Videos To Boyfriends Ex 14:45 - Hammer Throwing 25:45 - Farting passenger forces plane to land 36:15 - Ice Storm Traps Sam 46:50 - Sam and Jes Beefing 51:10 - Jes has a joke 52:30 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www....

Renton WA, Coyote Drags Child Into Green Belt - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #104 10.02.2025 56:00

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Super Snake 15:00 - Mom Caught Cyber Bullying Daughter 22:48 - Man Hunts down his brother’s Killer’s Girlfriend 28:16 - Renton WA. Coyote Drags Child Into Green Belt 34:14 - Sam Has ADHD 37:00 - Touring 39:20 - Company Meeting 41:20 - Trump is President 50:18 - Jes’s Booking 53:00 - Sam Does Some Boomer Stuff 54:10 - Sam’s Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercome...

Sam Is Homies w/ Joe Exotic - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #103 03.02.2025 52:37

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Tiktok Arson 12:13 - Teacher “Kobes” Kid Into Trash Can 20:35 - Cop Watches P*** While Driving 25:45 - Man JO’s Inside a Piggly Wiggly 30:25 - Austin Texas 40:15 - Talking to Joe Exotic 47:48 - Belated Birthday 49:50 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com...

Parking Lot Chaos - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #102 27.01.2025 58:15

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Drivers Ed 3:15 - Polish Army Sent Land Mines To IKEA 12:00 - Parking Lot Chaos 16:00 - Church Hires A PDF File 30:20 - Sam’s Facebook Is Back 43:00 - Nate Jackson’s New Special 52:30 - Free Running 56:30 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeoly...

Hunting Bigfoot - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #101 20.01.2025 56:10

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 4:20 - Hunting Bigfoot 15:00 - Avocado 26:00 - Human Head 30:00 - Additional Body Parts 52:40 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://jesander...

Body Shaming Compilation 20.01.2025 29:28

⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https://jesanderson.com Youtube @coachsmoach https://www.tiktok.com/@coachsmoach https://www.facebook.com/coachsmoach https://www.instagram.com/coachsmoach

TRIPLE DIGITS - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #100 13.01.2025 54:13

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Top Of The Show 11:15 - K Granger 27:10 - Roman Sarcophagus 33:50 - Body Falls Out of Herse 37:20 - 100 39:20 - Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club Is Closing 43:05 - Comedy 50:40 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.i...

The Chicken Wing Bandit - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #99 06.01.2025 57:46

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Too Hot For TV 3:40 - Man Bleeds To Death 13:45 - Planet Fitness Death 27:22 - The Chicken Wing Bandit 33:15 - Paralympian 37:35 - The Sam Miller Roast 53:50 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillerc...

Miller High Life - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #98 30.12.2024 48:50

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Dingle Berries 5:20 - Flying Drones 13:30 - Climbing Buddies in China 19:45 - Miller High Life 28:00 - Deep Fakes 35:00 - Sam & Jes Have A Business Meeting 45:30 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sa...

Senator Pees Himself During DUI - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #97 23.12.2024 58:59

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 Jes's Hair 2:00 Banning S*x Toys 26:20 Cyclist gets run over by Ambulance 30:25 Breaking Into a Football Game 32:22 Senator Pees On Himself During DUI 40:50 End Of Show Discussion 56:30 Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www....

Messing With Jes For An Hour - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #96 16.12.2024 1:03:03

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 Homeless Man Crashes Car Into Jail 9:15 Black Holes 17:18 Politician Wins Election and Then Goes To Jail 20:22 Man poses as cop to get food discount 30:30 Tiktoker Shoplifts On Camera 30:45 - We Do A Little Trolling. It's Called We Do A Little Trolling 31:56 - Tiktoker Shoplifts On Camera pt.2 38:22 - End of Show Discussion 58:10 Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sa...

Daycare Chops Off Child's Toes With Lawn Mower - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #95 09.12.2024 1:02:15

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 Shop With A Cop 16:00 Costco Campers 26:39 Entire Police Department Quits 31:32 Daycare Chops Off Child's Toes With Lawn Mower 41:45 Sam Is Famous 59:30 Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian...

Dude Donates 1,000 Mice To An Animal Shelter - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #94 02.12.2024 58:50

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - Nutcracker Props Stolen 12:40 - Dude Donates 1,000 Mice To An Animal Shelter 27:15 - Ghost Poop 44:30 - Jes's Daughter Had A Seizure 45:30 - Sam On The Road & Small Talk 54:38 - Sam's Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.in...

Lawyer Drops One In A Pringles Can - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #93 25.11.2024 50:13

⚫ JUMP AROUND 0:00 - A Dash Of Fentanyl 23:20 - Alligator Opens Beer Can 29:00 - Lawyer Drops One In A Pringles Can 46:15 - Comedy Voice 49:00 - Sams Jokes ⚫ FOLLOW SAM MILLER: https://www.sammillercomedy.com Youtube @sammillercomedian https://www.tiktok.com/@sammillercomedian https://www.facebook.com/makeolympialaughagain https://www.instagram.com/sammillercomedian ⚫ FOLLOW JES ANDERSON: https...

Sheriff Gets On Knees To Avoid Jail - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #92 18.11.2024 1:00:17

Stuart Little Heist - The Tarp Report w/ Comedians Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #91 11.11.2024 51:15