The Swearwolves

Bret and David find a book wrapped in plastic and barbed wire, read incantations from it aloud, and discuss 2013’s Evil Dead .

Bret & David try to make each other’s head explode while discussing David Cronenberg’s Scanners (1981).

Bret and David sharpen their stakes, gather some holy water, and head back to the late 80’s to discuss Fright Night Part 2!

Bret and David discuss a PG-rated film in this R-rated episode: Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983).

Bret and David bid adios to September, and ring in the best month of the year by discussing Rocktober Blood (1984).

Bret and David recap their trip to Cincinnati for HorrorHound Weekend, and discuss Child’s Play 2 (1990).

Bret and David call each other out on past movie ratings in a new segment, and discuss 1987’s Slaughterhouse .

In this episode, David talks about the latest addition to his pinball collection, Bret introduces a new segment, and Nightmare Weekend (1986) is discussed.

Bret and David stand in front of a mirror, chicken out at the last minute, and discuss 2021’s Candyman .

In this super-sized episode, Bret and David recap their recent trip to Steel City Con in Monroeville, PA, to meet John Carpenter, Bret talks about his day at Monster Mania in NJ, and then they discuss Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988).

Bret and David turn down the lights, fire up Netflix, and discuss There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021).

Bret and David head back to Camp Crystal Lake to discuss Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988).

Bret and David inject themselves with a red serum, obtain hulk-like strength, and discuss Overlord (2018).

Bret and David slather themselves in Crisco and dive into the bizarre world of The Greasy Strangler (2016).

Bret and David recap their recent trip to Mad Monster Party Arizona, consult the Handbook for the Recently Deceased , and discuss Beetlejuice (1988).

Bret and David clock out early, pack their bags, and head to the woods as they discuss Savage Weekend (1979).

Bret and David celebrate their 200th episode by discussing Jaws (1975), ranking their personal top 5 Spielberg films, answering listener questions and voicemail messages, and playing a game based on old episodes.

Bret and David discuss two coming-of-age movies that also involve becoming monsters: I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) and I Was a Teenage Zombie (1987).

Bret and David discuss a couple of horror-adjacent movies currently streaming on Shudder: Dave Made a Maze (2017) and Rock, Paper and Scissors (2019).

Bret and David discuss a pair of movies about killer gators: Alligator (1980) and Crawl (2019).

Bret and David put on tuxedos, have a classy dinner at Planet Hollywood, and discuss Prom Night (1980) and Prom Night II (1987).

Bret and David discuss two movies from 1983 with similarly morbid titles: Mausoleum and Mortuary .

Bret and David hop aboard the Depp v. Heard gossip train and discuss Secret Window (2004) and The Ward (2010).

Bret and David discuss a pair of movies based on video games: House of the Dead (2003) and Silent Hill (2006).

Bret and David recap their recent trip to Dallas for Texas Frightmare Weekend, and discuss Frightmare (1983) and A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989).