The Swearwolves

Bret and David eat a wheel of cheese, get filthy. spontaneously write a hit song, and discuss Willard (1971) and Ben (1972).

Bret and David discuss two movies that call into question the value of others’ company: Misery (1990) and The Visit (2015).

Bret and David put on their tuxedos and discuss two classy horror flicks: Street Trash (1987) and Slime City (1988).

Bret and David discuss a pair of flicks about slaughter at the cinema: Popcorn (1991) and The Last Matinee (2020).

Bret and David lament the passing of Taylor Hawkins, turn down the lights, and discuss Pitch Black (2000) and 30 Days of Night (2007).

Bret and David get down in the muck and discuss Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) and Swamp Thing (1982).

Bret and David discuss two lesser-known films by two very well-known horror filmmakers: Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend (1986) and John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars (2001).

Bret and David take a recommendation from one of their listeners, Christine, and celebrate her birthday by discussing Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004) and Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004).

Bret and David keep their hands at ten and two, and discuss a pair of roadtrip horror flicks from the early 2000’s: Joy Ride (2001) and Wrong Turn (2003).

Bret and David pop a couple of Dramamines and discuss two seasick horror flicks: Death Ship (1980) and Ghost Ship (2002).

Bret and David build a sand castle, cover themselves in tanning oil, and discuss two oceanside horror flicks: Blood Beach (1980) and Nightmare Beach (1989).

Bret and David celebrate the most romantic day of the year by discussing two Valentine’s Day themed horror flicks: Valentine (2001) and My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009).

Bret and David discuss The Baby (1973) and Son (2021), as well as their recent road trip to Southern California for CreepieCon.

Bret and David celebrate a listener’s birthday by discussing two Bette Davis films of her choosing: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane (1962) and Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964).

Bret and David discuss two horror comedies from the legendary Mel Brooks: Young Frankenstein (1974) and Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995).

Bret and David break out their ouija board and accidentally open a portal while discussing Witchboard (1986) and Warlock (1989).

Bret and David take a listener request, and discuss two Troma films: The Toxic Avenger (1984) and Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986).

Bret and David discuss a pair of movies that may give you second thoughts about buying a house: The Amityville Horror (1979) and Vivarium (2019).

Bret and David say goodbye to 2021 by discussing two New Year’s Eve themed horror movies: Ghostkeeper (1981) and Bloody New Year (1987).

Bret and David celebrate the holiday season by exchanging gifts and discussing two Christmas-themed horror movies: Better Watch Out (2016) and Santa Jaws (2018).

Bret & David discuss two big horror hits from the summer of 2016: Lights Out and Don’t Breathe .

Bret and David discuss Humanoids from the Deep (1980), and are joined by a surprise guest before talking about Creepozoids (1987).

Bret and David discuss F rogs (1972) and Slugs (1988), and then finish things off by playing a game.

Bret and David count their blessings by discussing two movies that take place on Thanksgiving: Kristy (2014) and Pilgrim (2019).

Bret and David discuss two very different movies with similar titles: The Mutilator (1984) and The Mangler (1995).