The Swearwolves

Bret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss The Nest (1987).

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David discuss Student Bodies (1981).

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart Gordon’s Dolls (1986).

Bret and David awaken to find themselves on an island and (in between fighting to the death) discuss Battle Royale (2000).

Bret and David forfeit their electronic devices, fly to Poland, and discuss Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020).

Bret and David inject themselves with vampire and werewolf blood, become unstoppable hybrids, and discuss Underworld (2003).

Bret and David dump toxic waste into a pond, douse themselves in perfume, and discuss Eight Legged Freaks (2002).

Bret and David bone up on their horror movie trivia, return to Woodsboro, and discuss Scream 4 (2011).

Bret and David have an awkward therapy session, prepare a vegetarian lunch, and discuss The Deadly Spawn (1983).

Bret and David head to the woods and refuse to stop recording as they discuss The Last Broadcast (1998).

Bret and David stuff a shoe in a toilet, fight awkwardly, and twirl with wild abandon as they discuss Possession (1981).

Bret and David age twenty-seven years and wrap up the Pennywise saga by discussing It: Chapter Two (2019).

Bret and David make a paper boat, sail it down a storm drain, and discuss the 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King’s It .

Bret and David board up their doors and windows, and discuss Tom Savini’s remake of George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1990).

Bret and David bury themselves alive, party in a vacant house, and discuss 1986’s Spookies .

Bret and David ring in 2023 by getting swole and watching Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (1995).

Bret and David discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), and as an added bonus, David shares a brief conversation he recently had with the Master of Horror himself!

Bret and David must have been on the naughty list this year, because they’re spending their Christmas watching 1989’s Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

With Christmas just a couple of weeks away, Bret and David get into the holiday spirit by discussing Deadly Games (1989).

Bret and David kick off December by discussing Antlers (2021). With a title like that, it has to be Christmasy… right?

Bret and David take a listener’s suggestion and check out a movie about a killer cat: Uninvited (1987).

Bret & David celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing a movie that honors the great tradition of going berserk to save a few bucks: Black Friday (2021).

Bret and David celebrate a listener’s birthday by checking out a film of her choosing: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976).

Bret and David take a trip back to the early 2000’s and discuss the infamous Wes Craven werewolf flick, Cursed (2015)..

Happy Halloween! To celebrate the best day of the year, Bret and David put on costumes, discuss John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978), and give a spoiler-free review of Halloween Ends (2022). They also chat about David’s trip to Burbank for Son of Monsterpalooza, where he met some of the cast from the original film.