the STAB! show

In this aggressive episode of the STAB! show, blinking host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of wankers Mikhail Chernyavsky, Carissa Edwards & Jack Marie to share their three takes on HRH, pick-up lines to and from a medicine cabinet, laundromat, & a needy attention starved couch, new breakfast cereals themed around a calm, rational, level […]

In this very Mommy, very Hatty episode of the STAB! show, object of rage and host Jesse Jones welcomes a fan favorite panel of Dayna Bryant, Cierra Ramirez & Jeff Brown to share their three LMGTFYs, nine pieces on the bathroom wall of the Holiday Season, recipes for someone who just knows how to push […]

In this gut busting episode of the STAB! show, quacked up host Jesse Jones welcomes a fatty liver panel of Suzette Veneti, Leo Antolin & Connor Martin to share their three takes on PSIA, bootlegs of 16 Candles, Runaway Bride, & Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, closing arguments in defense of basicness, being kinda mid […]

In this starchy, saucy episode of the STAB! show, doughy host Jesse Jones welcomes a foul mouthed panel of Willie Travis, Jenna Swartz & Kim Martel, to share their three BFNs, topical haiku about the state of the world, craigslist posts for a spot on an impossible air ship that once it launches will never […]

In this very dangerous, very real episode of the STAB! show, vial with a skull and crossbones on it, and host Jesse Jones welcomes a weapon wielding panel of Brett Stults, Bernie Baktashian & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on JEF, pick-up lines to or from a pizza place that still has a […]

In this absolutely unassuming episode of the STAB! show, host and just host Jesse Jones welcomes a jacked, cherry scented panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SPOOKYs, greeting cards for “So you just turned into a werewolf for the first time?”, “Congratulations, you’re a bunch of parts from […]

In this Joantastic episode of the STAB! show, host, Joan, Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Joans, Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on UNFDAC, bootlegs of Happy’s Place, Fire Country, & Joan, closing arguments in defense of Miracle Whip, moral ambiguity, & someone who joins in every conversation […]

In this zero mouthfeel episode of the STAB! show, soupless host Jesse Jones welcomes a drippy red panel of Ben Rice, Sam Hochhalter & Molly Doan to share their three BUBLs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters VUZEODO, HFURLXA, & KAYNYIC, craigslist ads for a room for rent in a horror movie, an assortment of […]

In this infinite episode of the STAB! show, small fragment of forever and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of forgotten star dust in Sethu Chidambaram, Gilbert Gonzalez & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on TLC, bootlegs of The Princess Bride, The Land Before Time & Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, celebrations of […]

In this bumpy, helpful episode of the STAB! show, plasticy host Jesse Jones welcomes a sexy, adaptive panel of Dayna Bryant, Andy Sarouhan & Nick Pettigrew to share their three PEBKACs, pick-up lines to and from spatial awareness, those bumpy yellow crosswalk curbs, & a countertop compost bin, closing arguments in defense of toll bridges, […]

In this lit episode of the STAB! show, cringe host Jesse Jones welcomes a main character energy panel of Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on FOAD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters NMOHEEL, KEMEUNF, & YUUPPYL, new breakfast cereals themed around giving up on your dreams, elective surgeries, […]

In this easily passing episode of the STAB! show, popsicle stick bridge and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unsprouted seeds in Alex Shewmaker, Kyle Buis & Grant Potter to share their three HWAs, nine Friday the 13th haiku, campaign speeches for an elementary school science fair project running for a position in a […]

In this hilariously thoughtful episode of the STAB! show, sad, pensive host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep, slap stick panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on IBR, nine items on the bathroom walls of Person Growth, descriptions of theme restaurants, themed around Americanized International Cuisine, The New […]

In this largely man made episode of the STAB! show, glossy, blistered host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of petroleum based pals Marco Cabodi, Leo Antoline & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three JCLAs, new STAB!toinary entries from random letters IBNBUWP, OIDPBSD, & SEREOCW, recipes for a perfect replacement front man for a band, someone […]

In this incredibly detailed episode of the STAB! show host and ruggedly chiseled gym leader Jesse Jones catches all of a panel of Kim Martel, Jack Marie & Eric Barger and makes them share their three takes on IMIO, bootleg versions of dressage, hammer throw & pickle ball, celebrations of Wayne Gretzky, Dan Levy, Betty […]

In this belligerent but compelling episode of the STAB! show, host and cup looking guy Jesse Jones welcomes a warped and stained panel of Jeff Brown, Frankie Lord & Molly Doan to share their three FLOATERs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry, but everyone totally saw that”, “So you’re pretty sure you didn’t mutter under your […]

In this confused, afraid edition of the STAB! show, white old host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of curmudgeons Mikhail Chernyavski, Dani Walsh & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on IOC, nine Old White Men bulletin board items, closing arguments in defense of weak coffee, hotter summers, & apathy, reviews of things, including […]

In this STAB! episode of many colors, flimsy, cut out host Jesse Jones welcomes a thoughtfully assembled and meaningful panel of Christiana, Connor Martin & Christy Farley to share their three COOCs, nine 2024 Summer Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for cool aunt lessons, a duffel bag full of bed bug infested throw pillows, & one […]

In this digitally spoiled episode of the STAB! show, chat bot and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soulless ones and zeroes, Emma Haney, Imin Love & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on CCDD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OAWYAYL, EIYDCHH & UGLERFC, campaign speeches from a discarded Amazon delivery box […]

In this blunt, correct episode of the STAB! show, undeserving host Jesse Jones welcomes a sadly incorrect panel of Dayna Bryant, Ben Warheit & Jordan Gannon to share their three ILYMs, nine American politics haiku, new breakfast cereals themed around a moment of brutal social embarrassment in high school, a secret unrequited crush, & air […]

In this non-toot-toot episode of the STAB! show, future warrior and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sexy, advanced chrononauts, Grant Potter, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on SOP, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on Getting What You Needed but not What You Wanted”, “So you’re thinking about trying […]

In this thin, translucent episode of the STAB! show, useless and runny host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of bio slime consisting of Sam Hochhalter, Scott Hoyle & Nick Pettigrew to share their three DWAIs, nine California State Fair haikus, three different recipes for an introvert’s perfect three day weekend, descriptions of new drugs Libber […]

In this deliciously stain fighting episode of the STAB! show, bubbly lush and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of squeaky clean cosmopolitans Jack Marie, Sethu Chidambaram & Molly Doan to share their three takes on AAMOF, nine items on the Rational, Calm, Reasonable discourse between people with differing opinions bulletin board, craigslist postings for […]

In this confusingly accented episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones (with an R) welcomes a flashy, silently lettered panel of Willie Travis, Gilbert Gonzalez & Jeff Brown to share their three BLASTs, pick-up lines to and from an old TV stand left on the curb with a “FREE” sign on it, a complete […]

In this crusty green episode of the STAB! show, diggable, hard to reach host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of nostril miners Cory Barringer, Frankie Lord & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on ESL, bootlegs of Bridgerton, Yellowstone, & Baby Reindeer, closing arguments in defense of someone who thinks pranks are hilarious, hitting […]