the STAB! show

In this non-afternoon episode of the STAB! show, dusky host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of dinner time pals, Dayna Bryant, Leo Antolin, & Tyler Kinney to share their three CCRAs, new Greeting Cards for congratulations on finally folding that mountain of laundry, sorry your kids just discovered all of the fanfiction you wrote in your teens, & Happy “Marriage of Convenience” Anniversary, ce...

In this fleshy, round episode of the STAB! show, easily winded host Jesse Jones welcomes an aspirationally athletic panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on HBD, pick-up lines to and from a nature trail, a pot of office break room coffee at 4:45pm, & a wax sculpture of Chris Emery, craigslist posts for an apprenticeship opportunity to train to be a...

In this frighteningly portable episode of the STAB! Show, irrational phobia and host Jesse Jones welcomes a neatly packaged and scary panel of Jenna Swartz, Michelle Petro, & Jeff Brown to share their three NDHECNs, nine Google Searches from Canada, descriptions of restaurants themed around C-list Celebrities, Phobias, & a Two Goodyear Star Rated Restaurant, reviews of things including a Y...

In this deeply repressed episode of the STAB! show, lingering regret and host Jesse Jones welcomes a wistful, melancholy panel of Dayna Bryant, Emma Haney & Molly Doan to share their three takes on EBITDA, nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of a novelty joke factory, new breakfast cereals themed around 21st Century Parenting, a hoarder, & a cereal called “Oops All Carpet Samples”,...

In this gray, wiry episode of the STAB! show, Captain and host Jesse Jones welcomes a musky panel of Frankie Lord, Willie Travis & Kim Martel to share their three BURMAs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry You Found Your First Gray Hair”, Happy “Confirmation That You Ain’t Shit” Day, & “Get Even Soon”, celebrations of Dr. Spock, International Harry Potter Day, GPS, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, th...

In this Arby’s loving episode of the STAB! show, Brisket Meal and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of large curly fries and large large Barq’s rootbeers, Marco Cabodi, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on DMTF, nine pieces on the bathroom wall of optimism, campaign speeches from a Shrek face waffle iron at a yard sale running for Mayor of a young adult’s kitchen,...

In this apex predatory episode of the STAB! show, hammerhead host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that can’t sleep or they die, consisting of Jessillee Windhaus, Alix Skye & Bernie Baktashian to share their three KUDs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words from letters RMYNIIF, CYOTUET, & DLIFLEU, closing arguments in defense of someone who's way too quick to use their horn, food poisoning, &...

In this concept proving episode of the STAB! show, absolute moron and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of writers of nonsense, Nick Coleman, Gigi McGill, & Gilbert Gonzalez to share their three takes on MOMA, pick-up lines to and from a new set of tires, Spring in Sacramento, & a just okay Chicken Parm, recipes for someone who always takes the stairs at work, a Cyber Truck owner, & so...

In this hella patriotic episode of the STAB! show, lifted host Jesse Jones welcomes a rugged, top of its class panel of Jack Marie, Leo Antolin & Christy to share their three COOCs, nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of bullies, craigslist postings for a book club that reviews 80s porn magazines, promoting new “Lose Money Slow” seminars, & a mismatch set of cookware, plates, bowls...

In this super fun, closely related episode of the STAB! show, vitamin F filled host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of facilitative panelists Connor Martin, Nicole Eichenberg, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on ANSI, pickup lines to and from oxidization, a dresser drawer full of sweatpants, & probability, new themed breakfast cereals including a cereal called “Rad Flakes”, the idea...

In this very specifically structured episode of the STAB! show, holder of the spreadsheet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a carefully organized panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to their three MTBFs, pick-up lines to and from the clearance bread section in Safeway, unprotected lefts, & an otter dressed like a butler, […]

In this buffed and tuft episode of the STAB! show, jacked rabbit and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that’s had something inside them awaken, including Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Eric Barger, to share their three takes on FCL, nine happy haiku, craigslist posts for a serum that makes all of your reactions Looney […]

In this power episode of the STAB! show, little spoon and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, breathy panel of Nick Pettigrew, Sam Hochhalter, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CMYKs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of people who Roll Coal, recipes for an unforgettable camping trip, a workout routine you’d […]

In this new startup chill lounge episode of the STAB! show, entrepreneur and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of business partners including Cierra Ramirez, Sethu Chidambaram & Ben Rice to share their three takes on ASHRAE, nine Topical Haiku about the general chaos of the world, descriptions of restaurants themed around Stoned Snacking, trying […]

In this glitter strewn hard boiled episode of the STAB! show, detective, DJ and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of very stern pastie wearers Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Molly Doan to share their three STABs, bootlegs of 12 Monkeys, 12 Angry Men & Ocean’s Twelve, closing arguments in defense of cult classic status, […]

In this very civil, very loving episode of the STAB! show, object of hatred and host Jesse Jones invites a peace loving panel of Kameon Schmid, Milk Surface and Jeff Brown to share their three takes on LOVE, pick-up lines to or from a Canyon Beige Pearl 2009 Mitubishi Gallant, a pillowcase full of jelly, […]

In this really good episode of the STAB! show, high quality host Jesse Jones welcomes a repetitive panel of Gilbert Gonzalez, Ben Warheit & Christy Farley to share their three PRIs, nine items on the bulletin board of a coffee shop in a RomCom, closing arguments in defense of an awkward standoff when the check […]

In this moody hair flipping episode of the STAB! show, skater boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shoe gazing panel of Frankie Lord, Bernie Bakrashian & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on BTWBO, bootlegs versions of Ford vs. Ferrari, Rat Race, & Doctor Who, breakfast cereals themed around puberty, Alpha Bros, & […]

In this ancient, all consuming episode of the STAB! show, mortal vessel and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Old Gods including Jack Marie, Willie Travis & Tyler Kinney to share their three MMORPGs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters IIUPWBB, EFGULTP & DENHRWU, campaign speeches from the single washrag in the shared bathroom […]

In this cute widdwe episode of the STAB! show, succotash sufferer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant panel of Carissa Edwards, Alex Shewmaker & Chris Emery to share their three takes on GUID, bootlegs of War of the Roses, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, & Newsies, closing arguments in defense of factory […]

In this juicy, bone in episode of the STAB! show, host and grandma Jesse Jones welcomes a salty knuckled panel of Sam Hochhalter & Dayna Bryant to share their two BMIs, pickup lines to and from a rorschach test, & some comfy, ratty, around the house weekend clothes, celebrations of the first great Texas oil […]

In this flirty episode of the STAB! show, confident, forward host Jesse Jones invites a super receptive panel of Marco Cabodi, Christiana, & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on BOPM, nine items on the Thanksgiving break room bulletin board, restaurants themed around 70s Sci-fi, a restaurant specializing in cheat day meals, & a […]

In this sadly slightly muffled episode of the STAB! show, it’s our 2024 STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza! And this year host and merrymaker Jesse Jones welcomes friends, performers and producers of STAB! things Alex Shewmaker, Andy Sarouhan, Ben Warheit, Brett Stults, Cory Barringer, David Shapiro, Dayna Bryant, Emma Haney, Eric Barger, Frankie Lord, […]

In this festively flocked episode of the STAB! show, 22 year old willing host Jesse Jones welcomes a spizzy panel of Frankie Lord, Paul Burke & Eric Barger to share their three takes on JINGLE, pick-up lines to and from a carton of eggnog, the guy from the Baby It’s Cold Outside song, & Ten […]

In this questionably useful episode of the STAB! show, twice sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes a chafed panel of Kameron Schmid, Sean Crandall, & Tyler Kinney to share their three CBRs, nine topical haiku about the panel’s feelings about the holiday season, recipes for someone who fake laughs way too much, someone who has all […]