the STAB! show

Never wear mittens to a tractor pull. Try not to use a ten speed in a bank heist. Always never don’t wear a suit of armor to a bris. STAB!’s John Ross spake at DJ Real, Lendy West and Jesse Jones who returned in kind, on such subjects as Sue the T-Rex, DOS 1.0, the […]

What is offensive? Pretty much anything can be offensive to someone. Is it more offensive to offend or to try to avoid offending entirely? Am I even saying anything anymore? That’s an offensive question! STAB! host and host of STAB! John Ross politely welcomes funny people Alfonso Portela, Kaseem Bentley and Jesse Jones to talk […]

Do you have what it takes to pester a poor, lonely forest dwelling hermit?! Well prove it! Poke Mongo! Poke him in the town, poke him by the river, what ever you do, just Poke Mongo! Or, if you’d rather, you can listen to STAB! Host John Ross talk to STAB! Guests Erik Krasner, Tyler […]

STAB! Was invited to the 4th Annual Sacramento Stand-Up Competition held at our birth-club, the Sacramento Comedy Spot. And how could we possibly refuse? We couldn’t is how, so we didn’t. We did the show! And boy did we do it. John Ross brought in the big guns, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela and the regular […]

Trains: they’re insane. Proven rock fact. They’re not to be trusted with anything more important than a light switch, and even then, not without supervision. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross (host) discusses a wide range of topics with Land Smith-Abbinante (guest), Aviva Seigal (lady guest) and Jesse Jones (mostly pest) including Stevie Wonder, […]

Has anyone seen, it’s like, a red binder. There’s nothing on the outside, it’s just red. Like, flat red, not glossy or anything. It should be really easy to see. That’s why they made it red… Well, while we’re looking for that, this episode of STAB! Sees host John Ross ask guests Ben Feldman, Shahera […]

Ever wanna go to the Alps? Sure you have. Got Pals? I hope you do. ‘Cause there’s some pals that you can go to the alps with that’ll let you slap laps with, and really, those’re the best pals of all. Lap slapper John Ross welcomes alp pals Luke Soin, Andrew Absher and Jesse Jones […]

You know what would really get this party started? Sacrificing one of the weaker of us to a couple of the stronger to be torn to shreds and really get the blood pumping. I know that’d launch my rocket for sure. So listen as STAB! host John Ross tosses lame pup after sad pooch at […]

Give me bread, give me cheese, give me all the fixins that I please! Subway runs through me! Quiznos lights my way! All hail the great and powerful Blimpie! STAB! host John Ross sandwiches a bunch of topics between sound effects and asks Kim Martel, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones about National Doctor’s Day, Celine […]

Look at me! I could be: second base! … No. Hold on… Look at me! I could be: pinch runner! NO! Damn it. I know there’s something here, I just have to peel back the layers and it will reveal itself to me! In the meantime STAB! Coach John Ross welcomes hitters Stephen Ferris, Rhoda […]

The 4th Annual Los Angeles Scripted Comedy Festival, hosted by iO West, welcomed STAB! to their festivities. And we festivized, oh boy did we! In this festive episode of STAB!, host John Ross brought STAB! regulars (STABulars?) Alfonso Portela, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones to share with the desert town of Los Angeles some of […]

Yeah, now you can’t think of anything BUT the sound of a squirrel after a lung full of helium. If singing chipmunks are anything to go by, that voice is going to be insane. A squirrel on helium, what will STAB! think of next? Well, in this episode of STAB!, host John Ross thinks to […]

You love Steven Tyler. You love tiny pizzas. We love to ruin the things that you love. You’ll never be able to hear your favorite band or eat your favorite food the same way ever again. Deal with it! In this edition of STAB!, John Ross leads the ruiners (Bill Wallis, Chris Emery and Jesse […]

Come, free yourself from the burden of mortal things, float about as the infinite butterscotch butterfly that you always knew yourself to secretly be! Roll around giggling all day, content and fulfilled for the first time in your narrow existence! Treat your ears to the sound of STAB!’s own John Ross leading Grant Houlton, Melissa […]

Yeah girl, you like that? You’re not sure? Yeah, I get that, but when I’m done you’re gonna have a little bit more of an idea of where you stand on the subject, or at least an educated guess. Give yourself an ear taste of some new STAB! as John Ross leads Alfonso Portela, Johnny […]

Look, up in the sky, it’s a stuffed toy with a feather on it, it’s a catnip chew toy, no, it’s Snack A Cat! If it can be dropped from a drone onto an unsuspecting but hungry cat, Snack A Cat’s done it! Now in three delicious flavors! In this product place-tastic episode of STAB! […]

This isn’t about you so shut it! Shut it up Edgar! Quiet. Shush! Shushy-shush! Shut it up and shut it down. You’re on the next show, so for now just shut up Edgar, we’ve got a show to do! John Ross tells Edgar to shut up while Jon Gomora, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones also […]

Hey, what’s goin’ on? Yeah, us neither. Just some chill ass dudes, doin’ what chill dudes do. Which is chillin’. Chillin’ like a comic book antagonist. Just like that, times four. Chill host John Ross welcomes equally chill dudes Hayden Greif-Neill, Dash Kwiatkowsky and Jesse Jones as they talk about such chill topics as US […]

Things dun changed a lot, y’know. They always seem to. Guess that’s just the way a things, huh? One day it’s somethin’ the next it ain’t no mo, ‘cause now it’s somethin’ else. Yup. That’s how it sure goes. In this here thought provokin’ episode of STAB! John Ross talks to folk named Erik Krasner, […]

You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John […]

Li’l Mister Tiny Toes. Snuggle Wuggle Boom-Boom. Captain Puddin’. These are just a few friends of mine, and they wanna be your friend to. It’s easy as heck, just a little rub under the chin and you right as rain. STAB! host John Ross herds wiley free spirits Danielle Mandella, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones […]

Hey Grandma, off to second grade this morning? THAT, is extreme. Be careful out there and watch out for the backflipping monster trucks defying all known laws of physics like it’s their JOB! And try not to catch fire and explode. John Ross hosts this EXTREME episode of STAB! with Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela and […]

You’ll show ‘em, you’ll show ‘em all. Who’s laughing now? You are. They don’t know why, but you do, and that’s all that matters. Your power is in their hands. Savor that feeling. John Ross hosts this powerful episode of STAB! with guests Aviva Siegel, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones talking about things like the […]

Hey, you want an episode of STAB!? A new episode I mean? How about a flurb? Have a new episode of STAB! and a flurb, because why wouldn’t you? You wouldn’t. STAB! host John Ross talks to STAB! guests Bill Wallis, Mark Burg and Jesse Jones about things involving Johnny Moss, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, […]

The onslaught is devastating, unrelenting. The invaders are single minded and purpose driven. Nothing can stop their sudden, violent invading spurt, not even a band of brave wizards armed with cotton… STAB!’s noble John Ross hosts brave Zach Coles, wise Josh Kinkade and adequate Jesse Jones, as they share tales of bank robber Herman Lamb, […]