the STAB! show

Oh hey there, I didn’t see ya come in. Ya like what you see? Oh sure you can take a gander. Lookin’ don’t hurt nobody so’s long as you get permission, and yeah, I sure as heck am sure givin’ it. In this episode, host John Ross politely asks Robert Berry, Cheryl Anderson and Jesse […]

Oh yeah! It’s TIME for another episode of STAB! Yeah it is. Because a show like STAB! can’t be stopped, not by Tito Santana, not by Ricky Steamboat, not by Hulk Hogan. No, no it can’TA. ‘LIZABETH! Yeah! On this top rope episode of STAB! Intercontinental host John Ross raps with Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Brunner […]

We all know that lotion is the loudest, most obnoxious moisturising liquid known to man! But what can you do about that dry flaky skin?! There’s got to be a better way! And it’s STAB! On this quiet, soothing episode of STAB!, host John Ross quizzes guests Bill Wallis, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about […]

Not everyone is a John, or a Paul. Some of the world is Jim and Art. Who are you? Are you sure? Because while in your mind you might be The Only Living Boy in New York, everyone else might see John’s annoying brother. In this loved or hated episode of STAB!, host John Ross […]

Here’s the new STAB! episode. Try to just breathe and relax. You’re going to enjoy it a lot more than you expected you would and you’ll wonder why you were so uptight about it in the first place. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross tops and or bottoms discussions with Jason B, Jaclyn Weiand […]

In a show like STAB! you can’t expect everyone to get every reference. I mean, you CAN expect them to, but you shouldn’t, because they won’t. Not all of them. Not all of the time. Was this rant a reference to someone? Maybe. But probably not. But if it was, would you have gotten it? […]

Remember your youth? The hell you do! What you have conveniently put out of your mind is the underlying cruelty and pain in your primary colored memories! We have not and we will spill the ink across your fragile, eggshell psyche! Leading this group therapy session, STAB! Host John Ross asks the quivering, emotionally distraught […]

The Mouse has deemed that it is once again time for STAB! and so therefore it is once again time for STAB! The STAB! program shall begin and it shall be enjoyed. Do not question the Mouse. On this Mouse approved episode of STAB!, host John Ross speaks with Zach Coles, Nick Magavern and Jesse […]

They’re not froo-froo, lady drinks! They’re 8% yum booze yum it ups — ya jerk face! Just ‘cause I don’t like the taste of beer doesn’t mean I don’t like the taste of being drunk! Set me and my boys up with another round and shut yer yapper, turd! STAB! bartender John Ross bellies up […]

We are a country of many diverse peoples from places dotting the entirety of the globe. So it’s only natural to find confusing some things that to others are customary. It’s cool, it’s still weird though… And so in an attempt to better understand the world around us, John Ross, the host of this community […]

He stepped into the throne room only to find a sight beyond his wildest dreams. Not one, but TWO Princes, ready and waiting, their robes fallen around their feet, their crowns, strategically hung. STAB! Returns for the one hundred and first time, guided by hosty host John Ross as he pelts guests Tyler Kinney, Joey […]

For the 100th (ish) time, John Ross STAB!s at guests Edgar Granados, Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris, Danielle Mandella, Ben Rice, Lendy West, Luke Soin, Nick Brunner, Jaclyn Weiand, Daniel Humbarger, Jaime Fernandez, Joe-Joe Louis, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela, and Jesse Jones about such topics as Shannen Doherty, Eugene H Farrar, Mount Vesuvius, Davy Jones, Jane […]

This tightly packed, vessel of STAB! sees John Ross, ask guests Jaime Fernandez, Parker Newman and Jesse Jones to tell us what 99 things they’d like to have, and talk about a Charlie Brown Christmas, the eradication of Smallpox, Joycelyn Elders, Frank Sinatra Jr., Jerry Rice, G.E.’s Communist Purge, nine Russian Teen decapitation haiku, three […]

John Ross leads this spin kickingly friendly episode of STAB!, discussing with Cory Barringer, John’s “cousin” Lippy Whatnot and Jesse Jones non-karate subjects like Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Illegal Italian Fireworks, Nigel Buxton, indoor softball, the first eclipse, Lucy & Desi’s wedding, three different takes on NAAKKK, the synopsis of made-up movies: “The Tales of Joe […]

STAB! person John Ross probes the minds of Lendy West, Ellis Rodriguez and Jesse Jones, quizzing about them on such hot button topics as Meteorite Murder, Clay Aiken, human face transplants, Jewish lawyers, Olga Rypakova, Rob Pilatus, three different takes on CUBA, nine Dutch Duck genocide haiku, hot pickup lines for the Mario Brothers, Sacramento […]

In this not un-impossible episode of the show called STAB!, John Ross speaks truths with Shahera Hyatt, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones about the patenting of the Fire Extinguisher, Queen Elizabeth in Australia, Saddam Hussein, Look Magazine, Mother Teresa, the semi-automatic rifle, the top 15 Google searches of a “Grabbed Pussy”, pitches for small businesses […]

In this dream devouring episode of STAB!, John Ross welcomes Nick Brunner, Becky Lynn and Jesse Jones, all babies once, to share their thoughts on subjects like Cuban trade embargos, John Lithgow, Peter Bone, the first US Mail Truck, the World’s Largest Gold Nugget, Steve McPeak, three different THOTs, explanations of Trick or Treating to […]

STAB! guy, John Ross, guides you on a journey of locations with locationistas, Tyler Kinney, Luke Soin, Jaclyn Weiand, Nick Brunner, Jaime Fernandez, Alfonso Portela, Zach Coles, Aviva Siegel, Johnny Taylor, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones. Let them introduce you to slum laundromats, limbless exercise studios and the sad realization that ain’t nothin’ ever gonna […]

Word hater John Ross guides this Best of “Reorganization” Volume 1 with fancy word STAB!bers Tyler Kinney, Jordan Gannon, Bill Wallis, Josh Kinkade, Coreen Lemcke, Alfonso Portela, Stephen Ferris, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones teaching words to stay in their respective lanes.

STAB! host John Ross welcomes day celebrating STAB!bers Edgar Granados, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, TaVi Watkins, Evan Nyarady, Bill Wallis, Jaclyn Weiand, Josh Kinkade, Rhoda Ramone, Jon Gamora and Jesse Jones to share their celebrations of everything from Gonzo Birthdays and Microsoft learning tools to screamo lyrics and political love stories and everything else that […]

Need to get away from your ho-hum, hum-drum, drum ‘n bass life? Well let Jordan Gannon, Ben Rice, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Ben Feldman, Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela, Johnny Taylor, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones invite you to enticing tourism destinations, Islands of Dad, Cool Stuff and Soft Rock, and other inviting harbors, […]

It’s been said that every episode of STAB! Is a “Best of” episode. By whom? Let’s not get into all who’s and what’s that right now, huh? Let’s just say it’s been said. What’s even more true than that already super true statement though, is that this is the Best of “Write a Poem About […]

We told you there were two and we ain’t liers! Here’s part the second of STAB!’s trip to the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park, CA. Remember, still in a church, at the altar and everything. In this’n, STAB!’s own John Ross talked with guest types Luke Soin, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse […]

STAB! Did a couple shows at the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park California. On top of that, they did said shows in a church. They were pretty good. But don’t take my word for it, jerk. John Ross brings his merry STABbers Danielle Mandella, Rasa Hollander and Jesse Jones to The […]

If there’s something strange, in the Mission District, who ya gonna call? STAB! host John Ross, and his guests Jon Gorman, Red Scott and Jesse Jones, obviously. In this spectral episode of STAB! John talks to the fellas about Isaac Singer, The Night of the Murdered Poets, World Elephant Day, the home colonoscopy test, the […]