The Spoony Bard's Aural Theatre

JOIN THE SEARCH FOR THE LOST TRIBE! Special guest Michael (he/him) joins friend Austin (he/them) in an adventure through New Zealand!  Courtney (she/her) is also here, in the audience. Read by Calvin (he/him) NOTE FROM YOUR PAL CALVIN: So just like the last one, the narrator track to this episode was lost, and so the audio quality isn't great.  Will be much clearer going forward! Music! Adventure...

YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY. Special returning guest Austin (he/they) comes to tackle Space Patrol again.  Famously, their previous attempt resulted in being destroyed after but a single choice!  Can The Worst Chooser become A Better Chooser, or even The Best Chooser?  Ever? Also joining us is Michael (he/him) and in the audience, Courtney (she/her)! Read by Calvin (he/him) NOTE FROM...

TACKLE TERRORS BENEATH THE WAVES! Second Person: Zeke! (he/him) And Joined Once Again By: Cory! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusi...

WHO IS STEALING EARTH'S OIL? Second Person: Kensey! (she/her) Also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.i...

YOU'RE IN THE HEART OF VAMPIRE COUNTRY... AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. Second Person: Daniel! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3341-adventure-meme License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic....

THEY'RE REAL DEADHEADS! Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Courtney returns to the podcast to go on a very spooky and chilling adventure in an RL Stine choose-your-own-adventure Goosebumps spinoff. Music: Dark Intro by Sascha Ende Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/265-dark-intro License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.s...

CAN YOU FIND THE LOST KINGDOM OF ATLANTIS AGAIN? OR IS IT A WORLD YOU NO LONGER RECOGNIZE? Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmu...

YOU ARE A SPACE PILOT IN THE 23RD CENTURY. Second Person: Austin! (he/him) In the Audience: Serra! (they/them) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http://creativecommo...

CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF ECHO LODGE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE? Second Person: James! (he/him) And also Second Person: Courtney! (she/her) Joined By: Cory! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incomp...

YOU ARE ABOUT TO DISCOVER WHAT LIES BEYOND THE UNIVERSE. Second Person:  James! (he/him) Joined By: Cory! (he/him) And in the Audience: Courtney! (she/her) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.f...

YOU'VE DISCOVERED AN ENCHANTED REALM! Second Person: Kali Kardas (she/her) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him) Kali will be performing in William Shakespeare's  "Twelfth Night or What You Will" at the Amazon Community Center, presented by Free Shakespeare in the Park in Eugene Oregon, Saturdays and Sundays at 6pm, August 6-28.   https://www.eugenecascadescoast.org/event/free-shakespeare-in-the-park-p...

YOU ARE A CONTESTANT IN THE FIRST OLYMPICS! Second Person: Cory Earhart (he/him) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him) Relevant images:     Music credits:   Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats License: http...

THE YEAR IS 2045. CIVIL WARS AND FOREIGN ATTACKS HAVE SPLIT THE U.S. INTO THREE HOSTILE POLITICAL AREAS. CAN YOU MAKE IT HOME FROM YOUR SECRET MISSION IN TIME TO HELP? Second Person: Nathan Morales (he/him) Joined by: Jose Rodriguez (he/him) IG/SC: @its_uhhh_jose Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him) Relevant images: Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative...

WILL YOU DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE PYRAMIDS? Second Person: Barton Gattis (he/him) Joined by: Cassie Storms (she/her) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him) Relevant images: You can follow Cassie on Twitter at @0ButterBall Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twisting by Kevi...

ONLY YOU CAN STOP A SPACE VAMPIRE FROM LANDING ON EARTH! Special Guest: Ariel! (she/her) Read by: RPG Rabbit (she/her) Relevant images: Ariel and RPG Rabbit are both involved in community theatre.  You can learn more about The Majestic Theatre on Facebook . Ariel was recently in a Majesticpiece Theatre adaptation of Sherlock Holmes that can be seen on YouTube . Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin...

DANGER AND ADVENTURE AWAIT YOU IN THE UNDERGROUND KINGDOM! Special Guest: Patrick! (he/him) Read by: Calvin (he/him) Patrick takes on another adventure with us.  You can listen to his previous adventure here if you like.  It is briefly referenced. Relevant images: Music credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creati...

YOU MUST CONQUER THE WILD COUNTRY TO WIN THE RACE FOREVER Special Guest: Sean! (he/him) Read by: RPG Rabbit (she/her) Sean, who lent his voice to our first ever podcast venture as both a moon man a moon monster (FuSoYa and Zeromus -- Final Fantasy IV) goes on what seems like a Jeep-sponsored non-Jeep racing event. Relevant images: Music Credits: Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licen...

TREASURE AWAITS YOU IN THE DRAGON'S DEN Special Returning Guest: Dustin! (he/him) Read by: Calvin Redburn (he/him) Our shortest adventure yet!   Music credits:   Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3867-hep-cats Lic...

IT WAS A KNIGHT TO DISMEMBER... Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Guest: Carter (she/her) Second spooky Halloween episode even though it's November Music credits! "Believe in the Magic of Halloween by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6718-believe-in-the-magic-of-halloween License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" "Dreamy Fantasy by Rafael Krux Link: https://filmmusic.io...

CAN YOU BATTLE THE SEA -- AND SURVIVE? Special Guest: Mark! (he/him) Read by: RPG Rabbit Special notes about this episode: Success is dependent on access to a map! Dr. Nera Vivaldi, last seen in The Third Planet From Altair makes an appearance.  Weird! Our special guest writes musicals!  Check it out, listen to the album at www.standbythemusical.com Adventure Meme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) L...

ME TARZAN. YOU DEAD! Read by Calvin Redburn (he/him) Special Guest: Andrew! (he/him) SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE! :O Music Credits: "Believe in the Magic of Halloween by WinnieTheMoog Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6718-believe-in-the-magic-of-halloween License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" "The Pumpkin Head by Frank Schröter Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6663-the-pumpkin-head Lic...

CAN YOU FIND YOUR FRIEND AND TAME THE WILD WEST? Read by Calvin Redburn (he/him) Special Guest: Daniel! (he/him)

Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Returning Guests: Chad! (he/him) and Mischa! (she/her)

Read by Calvin Redburn (he/him) Special Guest: John! (he/him)

Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Guest: Nancy! (she/her) IF YOU DON'T FIND DR. WOGAN, THE WORLD COULD END TOMORROW!