The Spoony Bard's Aural Theatre

Read by Calvin (he/him) Special Guest: Carissa! (she/her) CAN YOU SOLVE THE RIDDLE OF THE FORBIDDEN CASTLE?

Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Returning Guest: BreAnna! (she/her) CAN YOU SURVIVE THE ARCTIC TO SOLVE A DEADLY MYSTERY?

Read by Calvin (he/him) Special Guest: Bryan! (he/him) WHAT IS NOT SO PERFECT ON THE PERFECT PLANET?

Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Guest: Mischa! (she/her) SOMEONE MURDERED HARLOW THROMBEY. ONLY YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO DID IT.

Read by Calvin (he/him) Special Guest: Ronson! (he/him) WHAT DANGERS LURK IN THE WATERS OF SURFER'S COVE?

Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Guest: Calvin! (he/him) TANGLE WITH THE MEANEST MAN IN THE WEST!

Read by Calvin Redburn (he/him) Special Guest: John! (he/him) THIS DARING SPACE MISSION COULD BE YOUR FINEST - OR IT COULD BE YOUR LAST!

Read by RPG Rabbit (she/her) Special Guest: Dustin! (he/him) WILL YOU SUCCEED IN THIS DANGEROUS MISSION?

Read by Calvin Redburn (he/him) Special Guest: Teddy! (they/them) WILL YOU UNLOCK THE MYSTERY OF CHIMNEY ROCK?

Read by RPG Rabbit Special Guest: Rob! CAPTURED BY A UFO!  CAN YOU ESCAPE?

Read by Calvin Redburn Special Guest: Josh ! WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON THIS EXCITING JOURNEY?  YOU GET TO CHOOSE!

Read by RPG Rabbit Special Guest: McKinley ! DANGER AWAITS YOU IN THE MOUNTAIN WILDERNESS!

Read by Calvin Redburn Special Guest: Chad! WILL YOU BECOME TRAPPED IN TIME?

Read by RPG Rabbit Special Guest: Patrick! CAN YOU UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF STONEHENGE?

Read by Calvin Redburn Special Guest: Jeannette! THE GREAT MAYAN CIVILIZATION DISAPPEARED MORE THAN 800 YEARS AGO. COULD WE BE NEXT?

Read by RPG Rabbit Special Guest: Keira! THE LEGENDARY JEWELS OF NABOOTI ARE MISSING! WILL FINDING THEM HELP WORLD PEACE? OR COULD IT KILL YOU?

Read by Calvin Redburn Special Guest: Madison! You were born on a spaceship traveling between galaxies.  An experienced intergalactic adventurer, you are now on a mission to a distant planet.  Suddenly on your screen you see an alien spacecraft -- like nothing you've ever seen before.  Will the aliens be hostile or friendly?  There isn't much time.  Should you fight and hope to drive them off, or...

Read by RPG Rabbit Special Guest: BreAnna! You are a deep sea explorer, about to embark on your most challenging and dangerous mission. Equipped with the latest technology, your objective is to find the mythical lost city of Atlantis. You bravely face giant squid, Great White sharks, shipwrecks, and the bends —but will you return to the surface with evidence of the underwater civilization?

Read by Calvin Redburn Special Guest: RPG Rabbit You and Carlos are on an expedition to the world's highest mountains in the remote kingdom of Nepal to search for the Yeti, otherwise known as the Abominable Snowman. Carlos arrives a few days early and goes missing from Everest base camp. A Yeti sighting was reported nearby. Did he go after it? Or was Carlos onto the trail of something else?

The key to Deathtoll's throne has opened the portal to the World of Evil.  Before Blazer can defeat the evil trickster, he will need the aid of THE PHOENIX!  We visit old acquaintances and seek the three Red Hot Items, and for better or for worse, Lisa will adopt a goat. Thanks to the actors who lent us their talent for this production: Kedo Deer 1 Houseplant 1 Mermaid 1 Queen's Guard Secret Mushr...

From the peak of the tallest mountain to the bottom of the ocean, the Soul Blazer has ventured, vanquishing the monsters whose lairs imprison the souls of all living things.  Now he walks along the empty streets outside Magridd Castle.  Below the stronghold, in the fetid basement and in the two towers to the right and left of the Throne are the souls of those who brought upon this cataclysm.  Will...

Blazer descends from the tall Mountain of Souls to investigate the labyrinthian factory/laboratory hidden beneath the dilapidated floorboards of Dr. Leo's home.  Here, Blazer communes with the many, uh, cats that Dr. Leo has as he battles robots and toy soldiers in search of the genius inventory.  In the thin place between sleep and waking, Blazer will ponder (silently; he's a silent protagonist)...

The snowy peaks of the Mountain of Souls are wrought with monsters, but underneath the frigid surface is a barren cavern that once contained a community of fungi and snails, and tiny magical folk.  Blazer endeavors to bring them back home! This episode's cast includes: Josh Burlock The Master Chad Howard Grandpa 1 Grandpa 4 Dustin Graham Excited Boy Nancy Homan Magician Grandma Hannah Carter Girl...

Blazer travels to the Seabed Palace, or at least the roof of the Seabed Palace where he only needs be knees-deep in saltwater to begin his investigation at St. Elles.  Or St. Elle's.  The game flipflops on that.  What is St. Elles/'s, anyway?  Is that the name of The Seabed Palace?  Alright, let's go! This episode's cast includes: Josh Burlock The Master Chad Howard Angelfish! Dustin Graham Lue th...

  Having vanquished the evil from Grass Valley, Blazer follows the trail of Deathtoll's devastation to Greenwood, a sanctuary for animals built by Dr. Leo's dog, Turbo.  Here, Blazer will set upon the swampy marshlands surrounding the now vacant village, explore the labyrinthine corridors of mystical temples, and work to save the world for all creatures! This episode's diverse cast includes: Josh...