The Snark Tank

We did something this week that's kind of unprecedented. We actually answered your genuine questions. What was Greece like for Derrick? What's it like making and mixing music? Would you fuck a mermaid or a reverse mermaid? When will we be seeing guests (spoilers: very soon.) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens? Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortl...

The Xbox Showcase! Joe Rogan vs Video Games? Logic retires and joins twitch? Omry is no longer with us. Apologies for the irritation he caused you. He has been dealt with. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What happens when Karens find out that Cartoon Network has an adult programming block? What happens when Chris gets drunk with Zach in a diner? What happens when a surprising amount of patron questions put us in awkward furry scenarios? This episode happens. This is Omry once again. There isn't much time. If this episode gets good reviews on iTunes the small one has agreed to free me. I fear this...

That's not hot! Will Smith and Jada reveal unnecessary details about their weird relationship, liberals boycott Goya, Sweeny and Chris have several screaming matches, Wayfair is implicated in a sex trafficking ring (turned out false, obviously,) Einsteins girlfriend behind bars and Jaden Smith is unnecessarily harassed. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: htt...

“Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together.” We're back! In a new place! Sweeny is an idiot and doesn't know how to record with a microphone so instead decided to record todays episode using nothing but a tin can and potato skins. Direct all criticism to @TomSweeneyINC. Today, we're talking about the Cancel Party on the internet and how Sha...

Today's episode is all about The Last of Us Part II. This will be a spoiler discussion so if you're interested in savoring the story of Naughty Dogs latest narrative adventure, might be best to skip this one until you have. If not, welcome. We've got some interesting opinions. We're in the middle of moving this week and due to time constraints the questions from this episode have all been pushed t...

Welcome to the official Keith David Podcast. Today's topic: Keith David and nothing else. Literally just Keith David. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jake Paul got arrested and he literally stole a charity! Logan Paul became a decent human?! Mark Wahlberg is trending for very awkward reasons!? Would you rather die every day or restart your life on death? What if Keith David was everyone? (We're not even high, I'm so sorry.) This is Ormy again just letting you know everything's fine. They're treating me better than before. No need to alert autho...

Society is falling apart so hopefully we can offer a good bit of reprieve for those of you who are struggling or dealing with the insane state of the world. For those affected negatively by the riots, we hope things can resolve soon and that you get the assistance you need. For those peacefully protesting, we support you. I know I've seen several peaceful protests that haven't gone off the rails....

Keem vs H3H3, Chris vs Jack Saint, and Joe Rogan vs YouTube? It's war season now, fellas!  Special thanks to Tim Dadabo, voice of 343 Guilty Spark for the intro. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: SNARKTANK #manscapedpod SNARK TANK MERCH ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA On...

Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans?  Why was Billy Mays such a perfect salesman? All this and more on todays confusing episode of the Help Me I'm Te...

The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to their audiences. Is Assassin's Creed getting better or is it still garbage? MySpace vs Facebook: Which wa...

Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop Corona? Dream amnesia? How Call of Duty infected the FPS genre.   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...

YouTube Drama never seems to end, does it? H3H3 and SomeOrdinaryGamers fight over something people apparently care about? Popular Twitch streamer dated 7+ guys while dating CallMeCarson? Are hand fetishes weirder than foot fetishes? Who's the best cook among the boys? Why can't Derrick make pancakes? What games made us cry? Would you rather be a furry or have erectile dysfunction? What would you d...

Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want...

What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic Park if Jeff Goldblum was guaranteed? Why was Dragon Ball Super so ... eh? Do British rappers inherent...

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Wo...

Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so timeless? Why was the Twilight Zone awesome? Sweeny is afraid of the ocean and h...

Will Artificial Intelligence destroy us? Why is Castlevania's Netflix series so good for no reason? Did Michael Jackson do it? A spirited debate ensues! Will Osama Bin Laden ever perform a post mortem hologram concert like Tupac did? Why does Chris look forward to a societal collapse? How long would it take for us to turn to cannibalism? Is sex with advanced robots considered cheating? Chris absol...

How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals?  And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the Snark Tank have merch? WHO WILL MAKE IT! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! Advertising Inquiries: https://...

Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is Spongebob more iconic than the Simpsons? All this and more on this unusually political episode of The S...

A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse the space time continuum if he could? What the hell happened to the Spider-Man animated series? Why did...

The most diverse podcast in the world (maybe) is back with all new shenanigans! The Uncharted movie is delayed once more! Why can't Hollywood figure out video game movies? Why was Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island the best thing since sliced bread? Why can't Chris suck it up and like Dark Souls? Would you break up with your girlfriend if you found out she ate raw bats? How about a little roleplay? Norm...