The Snark Tank

Is BioWare censoring Mass Effect? Will Mortal Kombat Reboot be any good? Chris played KOTOR for the first time, but will he like it? Bloody Roar, Tekken 3, Soul Caliber 2, and more fighting game talk here than on actual fighting game podcasts probably. This is a nerdy one for all you GAYMERS out there! RIP Omry Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redc...

Chris has aids or possibly tracheal williamsburg disease so Derrick and Sween are here (very late due to illnesses of their own) to give you financial advice despite no education in the field. Is King Kong even cool? Is KOTOR even okay? I don't know. I'm literally sickly and dying as I write this. I'm hurting. This is me, Chris. Writing this. The pain I feel in immeasurable.  Advertising Inquiries...

Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman really is! Is the Earth truly flat?! Is Goku better than Superman? Why do tornados tornado? Why can't Sweeny say English words? Is MMA fake?! All this and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more. Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priva...

The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery! Meat Canyon episode next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bran...

Recorded on January 5th It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, but we also wanted to talk about this serious situation in a way that's more nuanced than some of the extremes we've been seeing online. We're not here to defend people abusing th...

Happy New Year! We've decided to bury this disgusting year by focusing on your questions! Worst accents, suicidal dogs, yet more Hades praise, Sweeny hates Metal Gear Solid 2, the glory of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and much more. Cheers to a New Year! It can't get any worse right? ... Right?                Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle...

This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, to a heated debate about whether or not Criss Angel was capable of getting laid.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

PornHub purging millions of videos? Could you make the Snark Tank crew cry? How's the water in Flint, Michigan? How exactly does the COVID vaccine work? Can you find a grenade easier than a gun? Now that we've played Cyberpunk, is it as fucked as everyone says? Should we make a Parler? Does it feel like Christmas to you? All that and MORE on todays ehhh. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is dying? Boy golly this was a nerdy and concerning one! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Thumbnail by twitter.com/sonleonclip Chris is literally sick but Derrick and Sweeny (and Chris at the end) are here to give your your weekly dose of garbage. Shoe, Derrick, Chris, and all your favorite far right channels are finally called out by a dubious research paper. What ever happened to the intellectual dark web? Did Jake Paul really DEFEAT a basketball player in COMBAT?!? Could Keemstar be...

This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex worker clout? Do gorillas have inner monologues? Should gorillas have access to steroids? How common do surgeons leave surgical equipment inside people? Can humans smell ants? Would you pay for Efukt? I would! This unnecessarily horny episode is brought...

The aftermath of the election! How'd it go? The next generation consoles are here but do they suck? Are Danny Phantom's powers practical? What flavor would you prefer your baby batter to be? Is Christmas the worst? We're a VIDEO PODCAST NOW?!!? All that and more on todays hellish episode of the Snark Tank!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...

It's Election Day! But we already recorded this so we have no idea how this is gonna shake up, so instead we'll talk about the important issues! Sweeny doesn't like Mario Judah. Thanksgiving is too generic to carry November. Why did Harry Potter become blue? Is it still a Superpower if it purely hurts you? Who is the most racist Spider-Man villain? How to spot a grifter! And MORE on todays pain en...

Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Mario Judah's Father and SomeBlackGuy trade stories of life in Los Angeles and the X-Men because Chris was too busy making rice and beans on a plane. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pri...

Amos Yee got yeeted into JAIL TIME! Is Mario Judas just a Tom Sweeny clone? How has Chris never seen Edward Scissorhands? Is Tim Allen worse than Jeff Dunham? Is it worse to be super well endowed or having a teeny weeny? What songs always make us cry? Was James and the Giant Peach a real movie? Do attractive people go viral for any other reason that being attractive? Our experiences with public nu...

*MILD TLoU 2 Spoilers* Tom Sweeny learns about the wonders of steam about a decade too late for it to come across as anything other than borderline insane! Who should be the next Smash Bros character after Steve's stupid square headed husk? Why is Nakey Jakey so good at criticizing video games? Do flies predict presidents? What if Kony 2012 was framed?! God help us.  Advertising Inquiries: https:/...

www.snarktankmerch.com Trump got Covid? Is Candy chocolate? Peter Parker got his face replaced? Halloween is still happening? Omry is likely dead? What is the best cereal? All signs point to yes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Did Chris finally cut his silly lesbian hair? Is it more cringe to devote yourself to an entire medium or one example of that medium? What happened to Cookie from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Sinatra vs Wu Tang Clan? Trump Simps vs Trump Haters? Can children use taxis? Japanese Jay Z? All this and more on todays way too late episode of The Snark Tank! snarktankmerch.com Advertising In...

Chris has been kidnapped by the Rat King of Manhattan, so Derrick and Sween hold down the fort. PS5 hype, Chris Evan's dong, Trashing youtube, Sweeny being a terrible kid and much more in this episode. Enjoy the Dark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Netflix is having a fun time trying to explain why they even made Cuties in the first place, another podcast takes aim at The Snark Tank, the origins of REE, and as always, your questions answered! Chris was in New York for this episode so he was una...

Ask and ye shall receive! Shoe0nhead has been our most requested guest for a long time and it was a blast to sit and talk about politics, anti-SJWs, the Skeptic Community, Sargon feuds, being labelled alt-right/communists/nazis in addition to some much needed levity. This is definitely one of the more serious episodes we've recorded (technically?) only because it's been so long since we've talked...

Do rich celebrities ruin social media platforms? Would you install Elon Musks brain chip? Are American TV bullies accurate portrayals of real bullies? Chris and Sween reminisce about the time they killed their roommate and Derrick ponders why shitty journalists have verified checks.  Next episode is an episode with Shoe0nHead and it'll be going up VERY early for Patrons. Stay tuned.  Advertising I...

Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. Leafy's channel was nuked off YouTube. Was it justified? Was it overstepping? Or was it both? Sweeny discusses artificial intelligence while refusing to play Mass Effect. Would the Xbox have failed without Halo Combat Evolved? Dating advice for the quarantined and isolated, and MORE!  Another day i...

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