The Snark Tank

(Star Wars Spoilers towards the end.) The gang answers your dating questions and solve all of your romantic issues with our combined sex appeal and infinite knowledge of the fairer sex. Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp, a Fake News Challenge, a takedown of Star Wars, the best music of the 2000s, and Derrick apparently doesn't know what a plain slice of pizza is. Apologies for the audio glitch at the sta...

Will the world end because some dudes in China ate bats for no good reason? Would Chris survive without his legs? Will Sweeny stop doing his garbage Family Guy impressions? Will Papa John exact his seething primal rage upon our puerile realm? Is Big Mouth too creepy to be funny? Was No Man's Sky destined to fail? Why is Halo Infinite hurting me with it's secrecy, this is Chris talking I'm genuinel...

Will Onision survive the wrath of Chris Hansen? Will crying kids on Xbox Live ever NOT be nostalgic? Is bullying good? Will the mysticism of the N word ever dissipate? Can normal sized people have little people kids? Did furries ruin werewolves? Will Chris and and Derrick ever get over their undying lust for Jennette McCurdy? A fever dream of an episode awaits you. Advertising Inquiries: https://r...

The Snark Tank Podcast is weekly now! Rejoice! Today we're joined by our permanent third, SomeBlackGuy to go through all of the best games of the 2010s. A defense of Skyrim and Mass Effect 3, a surprising choice by Chris, and Tom Sweeny ranting about the power of semen and bone marrow. It's a doozy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pr...

New Snark Tank! This time we're joined by imAllexx, a young Hogwartz student who tends to get himself involved in a lot of drama somehow. We recorded this before I really knew about any of the shit that was going down but I didn't want to not post this episode just to avoid controversy. Seems like a bitch move. Anyway, we recount some stories about VidCon and there are some golden Sweeny lines. An...

Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ►  https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp   Finally I have an excuse to gush about video games on this shitshow of ours! Our guest today is Nakey Jakey, one of the most talented people on YouTube (I believe this, this is not me being gay.) The podcast follows it's usual format of nonsense but we eventually get into a deep discussion about video games and the industry revolving a...

Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ► https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp Welcome to the first episode of The Snark Tank Podcast! .... of 2019! I'm sick with the flue or AIDS or something equivalently dire so to keep our typically famous guests safe from my quarantined ass, we decided to do a chill shorter episode to reign in the new year. We're joined today by Tom Sweeny and Gabby (My Manager and Camera Man .....

The second (although technically) first?? Episode of The Snark Tank Podcast is here with special guest Derrick Blackman, known on YouTube as SomeBlackGuy. We talk about sleep paralysis, horrifying dreams, SHane Dawson's Jake Paul documentary, sociopathy, and all sorts of things. Also, I didn't edit this. Like at all. I'm sure there's something I said that I should have edited out but ehh. I just d...

Here's a test Pilot episode of The Snark Tank Podcast w/ Chris Ray Gun and Tom Sweeny we recorded a while back. If you like talking about sneaking knives on to planes, progeria, and drunk people dying in the streets; you'll have a grand old time.  This was more of an experiment to make sure we could actually record something relatively entertaining and actually put it up. The actual format of the...