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The Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle box set: DIVINE EMANUELLE aka FANATICO...WHEN THE GODDESS CALLS (1981, Severin) Written and directed by Christian Anders, starring Laura Gemser, Christina Anders, Gabriele Tinti, Maximillian Walters, Simone Brahman, Fini, Bob Burrows, and Sacha Borisenko. VIOLENCE IN A WOMEN'S PRISON (1982, Severin) Directed...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from American director Zalman King: RED SHOE DIARIES (1992, Kino Lorber) Directed by Zalman King, written by Patricia Louisianna Knop and Zalman King, starring David Duchovny, Brigitte Bako, and Billy Wirth. TWO MOON JUNCTION (1988, N/A) Directed by Zalman King, written by Zalman King and Macgregor Douglas, starring Sherilyn Fenn, Richard Tyson, Louise Fl...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three erotic mondo films: THE ABCS OF LOVE AND SEX: AUSTRALIA STYLE (1978, Intervision) Directed by John D. Lamond, written by John D. Lamond and Alan Finney, starring Sandy Gore, Michael Cole, Marilyn Rodgers, Robyn Bartley, and Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan. THE FORBIDDEN (1966, Severin) Directed by Benjamin Andrews and Lee Frost, written by Benjamin Andrews, starring...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from French director Jean Rollin: SCHOOLGIRL HITCHHIKERS (1973, Screenbound) Directed by Jean Rollin, starring Joëlle Coeur, Gilda Arancio, Marie Hélène Règne, Willy Braque, Pierre Julien, and Jean Rollin. NIGHT OF THE HUNTED (1980, Redemption) Written and directed by Jean Rollin, starring Brigitte Lahaie, Vincent Gardère, Dominique Journet, Bernard Papin...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films starring the fabulous Ajita Wilson: EVA MAN (1980, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Antonio D'Agostino, written by Luis Castra and Antonio D'Agostino, starring Eva Robin's, Ajita Wilson, Attilio Dottesio, Ramón Centenero, Sara Mora, Fabián Conde, Giuseppe Alotta, Pippo Valente, and Annj Goren. EROTIC PASSION (1981, Quality X) Directed by Ilias Mylonakos, writte...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three science fiction epics from the Golden Age of Porn: THE SATISFIERS OF ALPHA BLUE (1981, Arrow Productions) Written and directed by Gerard Damiano, starring Lysa Thatcher, Robert Kerman (R. Bolla), Herschel Savage, Sharon Mitchell, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Hillary Summers, Tiffany Clark, George Payne, Gerard Damiano, and Marilyn Gee. ULTRA FLESH (1980, VCX)...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three sexploitation films from Australia: ALVIN PURPLE (1973, Umbrella) Directed by Tim Burstall, written by Alan Hopgood, starring Graeme Blundell, George Whaley, Penne Hackforth-Jones, Elli Maclure, Jack Weaver, Alan Finney, Abigail, Lynette Curran, and Kris McQuade. FANTASM (1976, Peekarama) Directed by Richard Franklin, written by Ross Dimsey from an idea by Anto...

Surprise! We did another holiday episode where we discuss three of our favorite films! Details will go up in a week. Until then, you'll have to listen to see what they are! UPDATE: The Films! 9 1/2 WEEKS (1986, Warner Brothers) Directed by Adrian Lyne, written by Patricia Knop, Zalmon King, and Sarah Kernochan, based on the book by Elizabeth McNeill, starring Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Margaret...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films by American director Russ Meyer: THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS (1959, N/A) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Russ Meyer with narration by Edward J. Lasko, starring Bill Teas, Ann Peters, Marilyn Wesley, Michele Roberts, Dawn Danielle, June Wilkinson, and Russ Meyer. VIXEN (1968, Severin) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Robert Rudelson based on a story by Russ...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Spanish director José Ramón Larraz: THE COMING OF SIN (1978, Arrow) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Larraz and Monique Pastrynn, starring Patricia Granada, Lidia Zuazo, Rafael Machado, Montserrat Julió, David Thomson, and Pilar Vela. ...AND GIVE US OUR DAILY SEX (1979, N/A) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Lar...

After a brief history of the Emmanuelle series, the Sir and the Madame discuss three more episodes from the first cable series: EMMANUELLE'S MAGIC (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur and Claire Lorentz, with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky, based on characters created by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, George Lazenby, J...

In the season finale, the Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle box set from Severin Films: SISTER EMANUELLE (1977, Severin) Directed by Giuseppe Vari (Joseph Warren), written by Marino Onorati from a story by Mario Gariazzo, Palmanbrogio Molteni, and Gerolamo Collogna, starring Laura Gemser, Monica Zanchi, Gabriele Tinti, Vinja Locatelli, Pia Velsi,...

The Sir and the Madame discuss the Three Between the Sheets set from Severin Films: ECSTASY aka LOVE SCENES (1984, Severin) Directed by Bud Townsend, written by C. Penning Master, starring Tiffany Bolling, Franc Luz, Julie Newmar, Jack Carter, Daniel Pilon, John Warner Williams, Britt Ekland, Monique Gabrielle, Michelle Bauer, and Brinke Stevens. BLACK VENUS (1983, Severin) Directed by Claude Mulo...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three erotic thrillers from the '90s: BODY OF EVIDENCE (1993, Shout Factory) Directed by Uli Edel, written by Brad Mirman, starring Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna, Annie Archer, Julianne Moore, Jurgen Prochnow, and Frank Langella. JADE (1995, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by William Friedkin, written by Joe Eszterhas, starring David Caruso, Linda Fiorentino, Chazz...

After discussing the new EMMANUELLE (2024) film, the Sir and the Madame discuss three South American films directed by Armando Bó starring Isabel Sarli: FUEGO aka FIRE (1969, Something Weird) Written and directed by Armando Bó, starring Isabel Sarli, Armando Bó, Alba Mujica, and Roberto Airaldi. FIEBRE aka HEAT (1971, N/A) Written and directed by Armando Bó, starring Isabel Sarli, Armando Bó, Hora...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films starring superstar Joe Dallesandro: BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974, Severin) Written and directed by Paul Morrissey, starring Joe Dallesandro, Udo Kier, Arno Jürging, Maxime McKendry, Milena Vukotic, Dominique Darel, Stefania Casini, Silvia Dionisio, and Vittorio De Sica. JE T'AIME MOI NON PLUS (1976, Kino Lorber) Written and directed by Serge Gainsbour...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films from the Golden Age of Porn: ROOMMATES (1982, Quality X) Directed by Chuck Vincent, written by Chuck Vincent and Rick Marx, starring Veronica Hart, Kelly Nichols, Samantha Fox, Jerry Butler, Jack Wrangler, Bobby Astyr, Jamie Gillis, Gloria Leonard, and Ron Hudd. WOMAN IN LOVE (1980, Quality X) Directed by Kemal Horulu, written by Jack Parro, star...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three Women-in-Prison films. CHAINED HEAT (1983, Panik House presented by Mr. Skin) Directed by Paul Nicholas, written by Paul Nicholas and Aaron Butler (Vincent Mongol), starring Linda Blair, John Vernon, Sybil Danning, Tamara Dobson, Stella Stevens, Henry Silva, Monique Gabrielle, Edy Williams, and Irwin Keyes. REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS (1986, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed...

The Sir and the Madame discuss The Flesh Trilogy by Michael Findlay. THE TOUCH OF HER FLESH (1967, Distribpix) Written and directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Angelique Pettyjohn, Peggy Staffans, Vivian Del Rio, Sally Farb, Susanne Marre, and Roberta Findlay. THE CURSE OF HER FLESH (1968, Distribpix) Directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), writte...

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films directed by Jess Franco. VENUS IN FURS (1969, Blue Underground) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco and Malvin Wald, starring James Darren, Barbara McNair, Maria Rohm, Klaus Kinski, Dennis Price, and Paul Muller. BARBED WIRE DOLLS (1976, Full Moon) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco, Connie Gran, and Christine Lembach, starring Li...

The Sir and the Madame discuss Emmanuelle 7 and the first two episodes of the cable series. EMMANUELLE 7 (1993, Arcadia) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Francis Leroi and Jean-Marc Vasseur, based on a story by Alain Siritzky and Emmanuelle Arsan's character, starring Sylvia Kristel, Caroline Laurence, Carolyn Monroe (Laura Dean), Annie Bellac, Cynthia Van Damme, Julie Jalabert, and Joel Bui....

The Sir and The Madame discuss the next three Black Emanuelle films: EMANUELLE IN AMERICA (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Maria Pia Fusco, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Roger Browne, Paola Senatore, Lorraine De Selle, Marina Hedman, Salvatore Baccaro, Dirce Funari, and Maria Renata Franco. EMANUELLE AROUND THE WORLD (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by M...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by modern European directors: NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 1 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia Lebeouf, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Connie Nielsen, and Stacy Martin. NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 2 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skars...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three of their favorite films in this special Holiday bonus episode! MARQUISE DE SADE (1976, Full Moon) Written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Lina Romay, Monica Swinn, Raymond Hardy, Peggy Markoff, Martine Stedil, and Andrea Rigano. IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES (1976, Criterion Collection) Directed by Nagisa Oshima, written by Nagisa Oshima and Koji Wakamatsu,...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Tinto Brass: THE HOWL (1970, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by Tinto Brass, Gian Carlo Fusco, Francesco Longo, and Luigi Proietti, and starring Tina Aumont, Luigi Proietti, Nino Segurini, German Longo, Edoardo Florio, Giorgio Gruden, Osiride Pevarello, and Attilio Corsini. PAPRIKA (1992, Cult Epics) Edited and directed...