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The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring Swedish actress Christina Lindberg: MAID IN SWEDEN (1971, Kino Lorber/Code Red) Directed by Floch Johnson (Dan Wolman), written by Ronnie Friedland and George Norris, and starring Christina Lindberg, Monika Ekman, Krister Ekman, and Leif Naslun. WIDE OPEN (1975, Impulse) Written and directed by Gustav Wiklund, starring Kent-Arne Dahlgren, Solveig...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Max Pécas: I AM A NYMPHOMANIAC (1970, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Max Pécas, written by Max Pécas and Claude Mulot, and starring Sandra Julien, Janine Reynaud, Michel Lemoine, Yves Vincent, Patrick Verde, and Michel Vocoret. I AM FRIGID...WHY? (1972, Mondo Macabro) Written and directed by Max Pécas, starring Sandra Julien, Marie-Georges Pascal,...

The Sir and The Madame discuss the Savage Fury films after a quick look at CALIGULA: THE ULTIMATE CUT (2024, Umbrella): SAVAGE FURY (1985, Alpha Blue Archives) Directed by Mark Carriere aka Mark Curtis, written by Mark Carriere and Tina Marie, and starring Christy Canyon, Bunny Blue, April May, Beverly Bliss, Josephine Carrington, Peter North, and Rick Savage. SAVAGE FURY 2 (1989, Alpha Blue Archi...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three nunsploitation films: LOVE LETTERS OF A NUN (1978, Televista) Directed by Jorge Grau, written by Jorge Grau and Gemma Arquer from source material by Mariana Alcoforado, and starring Analía Gadé, Lina Romay, Alfredo Alcón, Teresa Gimpera, and José Ramón Larraz. BEHIND CONVENT WALLS (1978, Arrow) Written and directed by Walerian Borowczyk based on the Stendhal no...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno: DEEP INSIDE (1968, Vinegar Syndrome) Written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno, starring Sheila Britt, Irene DeBari, Bella Donna, Michelle Fox, Patricia McNair, and Peggy Steffans. VAMPIRE ECSTASY aka THE DEVIL'S PLAYTHING (1973, Film Movement) Written and directed by Joseph W. Sarno, starring Nadia Henkowa, Anke Syr...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring Lina Romay that Jess Franco DIDN'T direct: ROLLS ROYCE BABY (1975, Full Moon) Directed by Erwin C. Dietrich, starring Lina Romay, Eric Falk, Roman Huber, Ursula Maria Schaefer, and Kurt Meinicke. SEX APOCALYPSE (1982, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Carlos Aured, starring Ajita Wilson, Lina Romay, Ricardo Diaz, Kati Ballari, and Hemy Basalo. MI CONEJO...

The Sir and The Madame discuss the fourth, fifth, and sixth Emmanuelle films: EMMANUELLE 4 (1984, N/A) Directed by Francis Leroi and Iris Letans, starring Sylvia Kristel, Mia Nygren, and Patrick Bauchau, with appearances by Christian Marquand, Marilyn Jess, and Brinke Stevens. EMMANUELLE 5 (1987, N/A) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Monique Gabrielle, Crofton Hardester, Dana Burns Westbur...

The Sir and The Madame discuss the first three Black Emanuelle films: BLACK EMANUELLE (1975, Severin) Directed by Bitto Albertini, starring Laura Gemser, Karin Schubert, Angelo Infanti, Isabelle Marchall, Gabriele Tinti, Don Powell, and Venantino Venantini. BLACK EMANUELLE 2 (1976, Severin) Directed by Bitto Albertini, starring Shulamith Lasri aka Sharon Leslie, Angelo Infanti, Don Powell, Percy H...

The Sir and The Madame discuss the Fifty Shades trilogy: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (2015, Universal) Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, starring Dakota Johnson, and Jamie Dornan. FIFTY SHADES DARKER (2017, Universal) Directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Kim Basinger, Jamie Dornan, and Eric Johnson. FIFTY SHADES FREED (2018, Universal) Directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Do...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Walerian Borowczyk: GOTO: ISLAND OF LOVE (1969, Cult Epics) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Pierre Brasseur, Ligia Branice, Ginette Leclerc, and Jean-Pierre Andréani. IMMORAL TALES (1974, Arrow Video) Directed by Walerian Borowczyk, starring Lisa Danvers, Paloma Picasso, Charlotte Alexandra, Fabrice Luchini, and Florence Bellamy. THE...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films starring the great Japanese actress Naomi Tani: FLOWER AND SNAKE (1974, Impulse Pictures) Directed by Masaru Konuma, starring Naomi Tani, Nagatoshi Sakamoto, Yasuhiko Ishizu, and Hiroko Fuji.. WIFE TO BE SACRIFICED (1974, N/A) Directed by Masaru Konuma, starring Naomi Tani, Nagatoshi Sakamoto, Terumi Azuma, Hidetoshi Kageyama, and Tessen Nakahira. A HAUNT...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by the great Dutch director Paul Verhoeven: KATIE'S PASSION (1975, Desert Island Classics) Directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Monique van den Ven and Rutger Hauer. BENEDETTA (2020, IFC Films) Directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Virginie Efira, Charlotte Rampling, and Daphne Patakia. SHOWGIRLS (1995, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by Paul Verhoeven, starrin...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three artistic triple x films: BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR (1972, Cinema 7 Mitchell Brothers) Directed by The Mitchell Brothers (Jim and Artie), starring Marilyn Chambers, Johnny Keyes, George S. McDonald, Lisa Grant, and Kandi Johnson. SEX WORLD (1977, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by Anthony Spinelli, starring Kay Parker, Leslie Bovee, Annette Haven, Sharon Thorpe, Desiree...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films about the Roman emperor Caligula: CALIGULA (1979, Image/Cult Epics) Directed by Tinto Brass, starring Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, Teresa Ann Savoy, John Steiner, and John Gielgud. CALIGULA AND MESSALINA (1981, Severin) Directed by Bruno Mattei, starring Vladimir Brajovic, Betty Roland, Francoise Blanchard, and Salvatore Baccaro (Boris L...

The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by legendary NYC sexploitation director Doris Wishman starring Gigi Darlene, Dawn Bennett, Darlene Bennett, Sharon Kent, Michael Alaimo, Jackie Richards, Trom Little, Barbara Kemp, Darlene Cotton, and Augustin Mayor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three film collaborations between Soledad Miranda, Jess Franco, and Paul Muller. Franco regulars Alice Arno and Howard Vernon are also discussed. Celebrate the too-short life of Soledad Miranda in all her seductive glory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On our first episode, we discuss the original Emmanuelle trilogy starring Sylvia Kristel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.