The Smoking Simian

Send us Fan Mail Every child star needs to hit their psycho arc if they want any hope of staying relevant. That could of course go sideways but, what can't?  Make sure you stay until the end of today's episode where I detail some fun jobs in beautiful destinations.  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twi...

Send us Fan Mail Almost two years to the day, Tyler was my first guest on the show. Now that the show is pretty much just me screaming it was fun to have him back on. Check him out on Twitch as the worst named streamer ever:  Swaggy Dr Kush. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on...

Send us Fan Mail Today marks the 2 year anniversary of The Smoking Simian. Thank you for allowing me a platform to berate you and hopefully make you giggle here and there. Boy oh boy, you'll be giggling after this one. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https:...

Send us Fan Mail Hey, let me be the 800th person to tell you about the new season of Stranger Things. I got a couple of fun job opportunities that I'm deciding between. Stick around until the end of the show for my tips on how to have a better 'reset day' and help set you up for your week ahead. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ -...

Send us Fan Mail I'm happy to announce to everyone that there IS hope. BlackRock is making all the right moves. Imagine believing something for 60+ years and being confronted with strong evidence suggesting that it could be false. Shouldn't be too a big deal, enjoy The Playground.  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitt...

Send us Fan Mail Why do people who do horrible things get documentaries made for them?  People who murder, swindle, steal, connive, injure, beat and ruin the live's of other in any conceivable fashion, get documentaries. Just a little unnerving, probably nothing though. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twit...

Send us Fan Mail Ivana Trump was paraded around Manhattan (TrumpTown) in a golden casket, not sure it gets more fitting. Actors would at least make politics a bit more dramatic. Why do I love the late 60s and early 70s? - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https://ww...

Send us Fan Mail Today's episode was a little late but I forced myself out of my slumber at 5am to bring you some mayhem on a Monday. Western Europe is burning and I hope Joy Behar can still plan her trip to Italy soon. Can't wait for the next Big Time Rush Concert!   - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://t...

Send us Fan Mail Try to find a job that will pay you well and actually tell you what it is you'll be doing for them. We need the old Uber CEO to help save this country. Turns out a recession is our best case scenario going forward. Inflation at 9.1%. At least it isn't all bad, have you guys seen those pictures in space?! So cool! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.ins...

Send us Fan Mail Nothing like a carnival 100 feet from where you sleep to put you in a good mood! Who is going to save us if Elon doesn't buy Twitter? Good luck filming cops oppress people in Arizona. RIP James Can, Tony Sirico and Shinzo Abe. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow...

Send us Fan Mail Lord help us if we can't get our favorite snacks within 15 minutes of leaving our jobs. I'm very interested in what The Fourth Of July will look like when our standard of living has changed drastically. Also, I'm thinking of running for councilman of New London, CT. Listen to hear some of my ideas to spice up the town! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - http...

Send us Fan Mail Nothing beats the Fourth Of July, which is why I'd assume you're not listening to me on until the fifth. True love does exist just ask Laura O'Sullivan. I also have a solution for those of you who have days where you just want to disappear. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter...

Send us Fan Mail Bet on Ghislane getting a reduced sentence before the year is out. Scientists are pulling out all the stops to get us to help the environment. Finalnd has the world's first underground nuclear waste facility. Also, hope you weren't planning on cashing in those Russian bonds you've stocked up on. Finally, the vacation industry will be changed forever with the new Sky...

Send us Fan Mail Switching on a dime, trying to do comedy in NY, intoxicatingly wandering the city until 5am two nights in a row, art exhibits and living like an artist. This and more was encompassed at my weekend at Kev's  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - h...

Send us Fan Mail The monetary system is all out of whack and we have no declared foreign enemy. I wonder if they coincide. Anyway, you can't buy JUULs anymore cause they're bad for the kids. Looks like you're going back to the Marlboros folks. Enjoy! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/Th...

Send us Fan Mail We have uncovered the true essence of this show know as: MurderDeathKill-Ism. Today you will hear about how McDonald's gets people out of their business, why father's day is important and a special guest call out to our friend James Fanning. That and more in today's stupendous edition of The Smoking Simian! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.inst...

Send us Fan Mail Nothing beats drunkedly falling asleep on the beach and turning your back into a skillet. Watch out Google engineers, you may lose limbs if you keep speaking out. Does a retired Pope get a good pension? - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https://ww...

Send us Fan Mail Thank you Mr. Mo Green for coming on the show and making it happen today. Mo is a comic out of Connecticut who's been working on his craft for damn near a decade. The audio is a tad wonky but we had a great conversation and you WILL enjoy if. You have no option. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - htt...

Send us Fan Mail Witnessing Paul McCartney perform really brought into perspective where someone can end up, through consistent progress. The beginning is interesting because you're very susceptible to doubt and it's easy to quit when you barely start. Have fun friends. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https:/...

Send us Fan Mail It is the day after my birthday and I am excited for the murderous debauchery that my twenty fifth year will bring. Realistically, it will be spent worrying about money and telling jokes in pizza shops and basements. Wouldn't want it any other way! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.c...

Send us Fan Mail Yes, I still have guests on this show sometimes. Thank you Pat for coming through and chopping it about comedy. Whenever you pursue something, it's best to find people who are experiencing similar forms of the same struggle. It enhances your craft.  Follow Patrick on: Facebook - Patrick O'Connor https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013915989973 IG - @pat.oconnor12...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Memorial Day. Enjoy this hot, sweaty, drunken stupor of a holiday. Winnie The Pooh is no longer owned by Disney, I am excited to see all of the new Pooh bear content. I hear Kevin Spacey is going to be in a new Winnie adaptation. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Fo...

Send us Fan Mail I have been doing this podcast for roughly one year and ten months, which comes out to 669 days. 669 divided by 200 episodes puts us at just about 30%. This means that I have bombarded all of you for just under a third of this 22 month period. Thank you all for playing along. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twit...

Send us Fan Mail A lovely title for a lovely, lighthearted conversation with you all. Always one-sided and always as brutal as ever. Our work tends to define us and if you're heart is truly a part of it, this CAN be a good thing. Unless you don't care about that shit, then whatevvvvsssss. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me o...

Send us Fan Mail Today's brand of anger stems from the tragedy that took place in Buffalo, New York. Something that will exploited to push a narrative or make a particular side feel like they're making a difference. When in reality, all of the humanity will be taken out such an event in hopes to keep us divided. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmok...