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Send us Fan Mail Nothing more interesting than a cult because of the characteristics a person must posses to get involved in one.  Also, very happy news, we know what the black hole that is both the reason we exist and a possible reason we will cease to exist, looks like! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter...

Send us Fan Mail John Basl is a philosophy professor at Northeastern University. As of recent, there has been much talk about the intrusive nature of AI and it's self teaching capabilities. The ethics to be considered as this technology becomes more prominent, is exactly what Prof. Basl contemplates. Enjoy today's conversation, I hope a lot of people hear it. John's Book available o...

Send us Fan Mail The Kentucky Derby is great because for two minutes, you can pretend to care about horse racing. Our freedom of speech has been in question as of late. Let's just say, Elon is fighting for the title of this episode. Listen to understand why. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheS...

Send us Fan Mail Apps on our phone that track everything we do sell our information for direct marketing campaigns?! Who knew! The more entertaining the app is, the less we care. Sell me baby! Like a box of cereal or a used sedan, I'm fine as long as I can post my baseless opinions for my family and friends to react to! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thes...

Send us Fan Mail Today's episode is all about me! I try not to do it to often but sometimes you gotta let it out. Really only half of the show is about me, try to imagine a world without menthol cigarettes. Riots in the streets is an understatement. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ -...

Send us Fan Mail Audio only this week, I know you guys are itching to see our lovely faces. First show outside so you get to hear all the lovely sounds of Capitol Hill in our country's capital. Also, recorded on an iPhone. Makes me think all the money I spent on legit equipment was a waste. Any-who, enjoy! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/...

Send us Fan Mail Two major companies, two sides of the same coin. One doing everything right, the other is under some fire. Walmart and Disney, our leaders. What will happen next? Found out tonight...on Survivor! Or this show. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - htt...

Send us Fan Mail Wakeup from that weed hangover and get back to work. 4/20 is a day were a lot of people go off the rails, usually non-smokers. To the rest of us, it's just another day baby. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/abarbosa...

Send us Fan Mail The Russian warship, Moskva, has sunk and possibly had a minuscule piece of wood on it. Tied to some story, I don't know. I hope the movie is good. There's more to be said but you'll have to listen. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram -...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone needs an Indian friend, especially in comedy.  Shiv is very funny guy whom you all should follow on social media. So then you can go watch him tell jokes. Thats the whole point of this thin remember? - Follow Shiv on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shivthecomealtor/ - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on...

Send us Fan Mail Incase a half hour of murderous ranting wasn't enough, you will now have me for an hour every Monday. Or whenever I do the show alone. This week, I talk about how much fun I'm having in New London, CT and at my new job. I also touch on the good Will and Jada are doing in the world and the funnest place in virtual reality, The Wendysverse. - Follow The Smoking Simian on I...

Send us Fan Mail Yes, the first quarter of the year is finished. Also yes, I have done close to nothing regarding this list. The passed couple months have been hectic and I'm using that as my excuse for not working on my goals. Find an excuse and stick to it. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/The...

Send us Fan Mail Today's episode is a bit on the shorter side, just a little something for the beginning of the week. Believe me, we will be back to our regularly timed dose of mayhem. Add in a new studio and boy are you in for a treat! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on...

Send us Fan Mail Big news everyone, I will be the star of a new real estate sales show where I will be selling Epstein's Islands! What a fun opportunity this will be and they are allowing me to get the word out on this massive platform. Tune in soon! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ -...

Send us Fan Mail A little something quick and easy for my loving audience. The calm before a horrible set at Mohegan Sun, I guess you can call that the storm. You all know I stay on the ball like a linebacker, yes it's a backup episode and yes it is still fire.  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/...

Send us Fan Mail Switch it up when you have to, don't be a Tom Brady. Walk away on top of the game, let yourself age gracefully. Living with something to prove well into the middle of your life is no way to make the best of your time. The pursuit is valuable but the shtick gets old, ask Eminem. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me...

Send us Fan Mail I hope you all enjoy a couple of podcasters podcasting on the podcast platforms. Catch the great Chris Bullock and his co-host Kyle Fournier, on their podcast: Doubly Negative. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/abarbosa00...

Send us Fan Mail Today the show is audio only as it seems I have misplaced the video. Either way, this episode is our pitch to Anbex Inc. to sponsor the show. Nuke pills are hot on the market and we want to help spread the word! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - h...

Send us Fan Mail The man with no last name has returned and this time you get to see his face. War in the metaverse, would it be possible?  Find out our take on that and other ridiculous questions on today's lovely conversation. Tell ya friends! - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Foll...

Send us Fan Mail Think about it, there are people who's ENTIRE lives revolve around the sport of baseball. Watching it. What do you think they'll be doing with idle time?  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/abarbosa000/ - Share,...

Send us Fan Mail Starting from incredibly treacherous beginnings in his home country of The Dominican Republic, Mr. Garcia grew to become an incredibly well educated and well respected man of the people. Dio is a professor of orthopaedics at Brown University, an accomplished pharmacologist who, along with his team, have created cutting edge bacteria detecting technology and was a monumental asset...

Send us Fan Mail Yes, there is obviously mayhem going on in the world of which I will give my usual satire treatment. However, it is hard to ignore the blatant abuse of power that could inevitably end the world as we know it.  Have a great Monday peeps!  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ -...

Send us Fan Mail Dr. Sevilla is a professor at The University of Rhode Island who specializes in Latin American history. She has a Masters in Anthropology, a Doctorate in History and has spent extensive time in The Amazon studying and living with an indigenous group.  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com...

Send us Fan Mail To be interested, is to be entertained. Good or bad are subjective descriptions but interest can be universal. Move to the new Disney real estate communities if you're tired of interesting instances.  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https:/...

Send us Fan Mail Always great to have my man Danilo on the show. Outspoken and affluent as ever, we go on about plenty of cool shit. Listen to find out. When you do find out, you can tell everyone else to find out as well.  - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https:...