The Smoking Simian

Send us Fan Mail Imagine thinking that the disappearance of a 10,000 year old cave painting, is in anyway linked to our use of fossil fuels. Always very important to have a morning routine, one that usually involves drugs. Also, my biggest apologizes for not having video today and not allowing you to watch me talk in 720p. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow Th...

Send us Fan Mail Modern ambitions are fueled by what we are shown, mainly when richer more powerful people than you do something outrageous and face minimal hardship. Hope you all had fun in your little booths this week, lord knows I missed out! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - F...

Send us Fan Mail I can't be the only one who's sick of these childish, political smear campaigns. They shove them down our throats like they're actually going to impact our voting decisions. Well, your voting decisions. I'll be smoking dope and watching cartoons! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://w...

Send us Fan Mail A midnight release only seemed right for a Halloween episode. Especially one of this caliber. Halloween is the most diverse holiday there is, from its themed content to its festivities. Just ask South Korea. Be sure to eat candy until you go blind! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/t...

Send us Fan Mail Making it through life is part determination and part finding the right drug combo to get you through your tasks. The McRib is on its "farewell tour". I don't believe that for one second but we can pretend. Adidas dropping Kanye is just a tad ironic, listen to find out why. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian o...

Send us Fan Mail We're already at the end of October, soon you'll be 63 years old and wonder where the time went. Tom Brady is a general and wants to lead his army. China had a controversial, citizen lead election.  Just go commercial and bypass originality, ride it out before everything we consume is made by a program. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Fo...

Send us Fan Mail Tickle Me Elmo is a timeless symbol of youth and childhood, so much so that people of all ages can't resist playing with him. There is a massive adderall shortage but I think there may be a quick fix. Also, I'm very excited for all of the AI generated content coming in our dystopian future. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smok...

Send us Fan Mail Please laugh at my pain during my telling of a tale steeped in irony, happenstance, misfortune and tons of funny shit. I think I'm pretty sure I've figured out a free taxi system. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.c...

Send us Fan Mail SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT AT END OF EPISODE!! One foot in, one foot out mentality will get you absolutely nowhere. See where I am? Kanye is really moving the Nazi party along that progressive pathway. Everyone remembers that cool ass teacher they had in high school. Don't be a dweeb. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Ins...

Send us Fan Mail When Ozzy Osbourne tells you not to smoke tobacco, you listen. People like him know a thing or two about what to put in your body. I always commend the last of a dying breed, especially in California. Good on ol' Joey B on letting out the people locked up for weed, long overdue my friends. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Si...

Send us Fan Mail We love the Fall but it hits us like a ton of bricks, today I share with you some tips on getting through this point in the year. When you look up fanatic in the dictionary a picture of Indonesia would be there. Also, it's important to know that my thoughts are with Florida in this time of tragedy. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The S...

Send us Fan Mail We're back and stronger than ever, hopefully my dollar store wifi holds up. Man feeling like a bag of smashed assholes really puts things into perspective.  Who's on your Mt. Rushmore of serial killers? - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twit...

Send us Fan Mail Great to have my man Robbie on the show. He's a hilarious comic and one of the most unhinged people I've met. Always good to meet another wild man. Follow him on Instagram @shekr3wlovin. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://tw...

Send us Fan Mail The end of the year is upon us, hidden like a thief in the night. Incase you haven't noticed, numbers control our every move. The FDA has a problem with another obviously dangerous, food trend and issues a warning. I say let  the TikTokers further our cuisine! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://ww...

Send us Fan Mail Yes, I'm late but really who cares. At least leave a note if you kill yourself about it. I'm planning a vacation in Martha's Vineyard very soon,  as all of you should. Make more money by being taller. Italian Americans are annoying and so is the paparazzi! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - http...

Send us Fan Mail The air getting cooler in the fall that reminds that things are going to be ok. Starbucks employees get access to a Union, while Amtrak is going on strike. Scandals involving an Ivy League university?! Interesting, tell me more. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - F...

Send us Fan Mail The queen is gone and people have been taking an interesting stance on her departure. An honest one nonetheless. 9/11 can DEFINITELY be joked about by now. Either way it's Monday, get after it or die! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - h...

Send us Fan Mail Buying a home is a sign of economic prosperity here in the U.S. and it has become increasingly tough for the next generation of homebuyers, to partake. Let's be honest though, we did have a preeeetty good summer. Relatively of course. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmoking...

Send us Fan Mail What better way to celebrate a useless holiday like Labor Day, then to miss a podcast day for the first time in 2 years. At least we got it out of the way. Yes this was recorded before Monday. No one listens anyway so it's FINE!!!!!! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokings...

Send us Fan Mail Yes I am late this morning and I apologize. Considering no one listens to this show, I'm sure it won't be a problem. I hope we as humans do not figure out how to become immortal. Just look at what we've done as mortals. Also, social media is making the kids bad! Find out how we can fix it on today's edition of show. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - ht...

Send us Fan Mail What a weekend Raf and I had. The Portland Maine Comedy Festival was a lot of fun, the shows went well and we're excited to bring you the footage from the weekend. Until then enjoy our banter, live from a tiny bedroom in a little beach town where murders probably took place. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on...

Send us Fan Mail I think most people enjoy the idea of choice but when confronted with choices they'd rather someone else do the thinking. Could be because we've been coddled most of our lives by a school system that keeps us on the "straight and narrow". Just get stoned people, it's the best way to let go. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.c...

Send us Fan Mail Leon Edwards is a real life success story and it has nothing to do with his Instagram followers. The month of August is a bit strange, especially for me. New York is expensive?! Since when? I'm also finding a new appreciation for the holiday season. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter....

Send us Fan Mail Almost got my beautiful car that was parked in my building's lot towed yesterday which would have been GRRREEAATTT.  Quiet quitting sounds like something I've done my entire life.  A movement I may have been a pioneer member to, without even knowing.  Does everyone really have a "calling?" - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the...

Send us Fan Mail First off, you're welcome for the well thought out curriculum for the new age of homeschool. Look up the word, visionary and you'll see my ugly mug. You can also expect plenty of absurdist talk on this late night recording. - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Foll...