The Smoking Simian

Send us Fan Mail First off RIP Pee Wee Herman. He was a creepy bastard but is somehow ingrained in our minds forever. Sun Bears stand weird and could possibly be human beings in costumes at a Chinese zoo.  Some bro MMA talk. Listen and find out kid. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/...

Send us Fan Mail The new show, The Bear, is a real hit and I wonder why. Oppenheimer was a great movie about notoriety in America. We also talk about Jason Aldean and all of the things that happen in a small town. Our former president, Barack Obama's chef drowned in fight feet of water Martha's Vineyard. I'm not saying Clintons... Finally we hope Bronny bouncing back from his cardia...

Send us Fan Mail Matt is a stand-up comic based out of Jersey City and I'm happy to have had this conversation with him. We talk about stand up, female school shooters, human sentiments and nuclear bombs. A very well rounded conversation, to say the least. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesm...

Send us Fan Mail Another episode riddled with technical difficulties but a fun one nonetheless. The anal bead chess cheater, Hans Niemann, is getting unfair legal treatment. Underwater music festival in Florida  supposed to help protect the ocean. A world record attempt in Oregon. Britney Spears releasing her long awaited life story this Fall.  Bank of America contributing to the economy as always...

Send us Fan Mail Thank you for joining us for this lovely, post 4th of July podcast. Billy is out of town so I invited Eddie on the show to talk about media, California and a slew of other malarkey. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSi...

Send us Fan Mail Madonna hospitalized and having to postpone her tour is a real shame for all of you 80s ladies looking to be like a virgin again. The fact that two men on the forefront of modern technology are potentially getting ready to fist fight should worry you deeply. Zuck vs. Musk will answer the age old question: which super billionaire can really whoop ass? - Buy me a coffee! - https://w...

Send us Fan Mail Top G has been charged with some very bad stuff. Luckily, according to him, he's done nothing wrong. The pentagon made a little oopsie and forgot to carry the two. Rich people are playing video games at the bottom of the ocean and this is a REALLY tough level. RFK Jr. and  BlackRock employee allude to the same things regarding war but one of them is probably getting a promoti...

Send us Fan Mail Conor McGregor and Andrew Tate is the long awaited alliance the human race has been calling for. Education is a human right that should be allowed for all! Even if they lie about their age. Old man gets woken up by a dream and saves his home from an intruder.  Some cheeky protestors act up in Massachusetts. Have fun and don't forget dad! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buyme...

Send us Fan Mail Billy could not make the show today so we rocked it out with the old laptop and the old flavor. Jake helped me out on short notice and pulled up to talk nones for two hours. He's also the Dab-tern on The Legion Of Skanks podcast and I'm definitely using him for whatever, minimal clout he has. Have fun kiddos! Follow Jake on IG - https://www.instagram.com/jake2bakedtv/ -...

Send us Fan Mail The show is back and better than ever, Billy and I are overjoyed to present the latest edition of the show. Today's episode will cover the big move to the Big Apple. Have fun with it, we sure did. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https...

Send us Fan Mail The great American government cannot default because it's make believe! Ticketmaster is more to blame for our eminent economic collapse than anything, them and Taylor Swift. A woman in Arkansas gets creative and sells her oddities. Tensions raise over the last Hot Pocket. Twenty year old in Maryland exercises his constitutional right. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeaco...

Send us Fan Mail The story of a courageous woman's journey into the next life. Thousands gather to collect teaspoons of grave dirt in Gower, Missouri. Want a free college degree? Be a dog. Always exciting to see people fighting for what they believe in, especially in our nation's capitol. Finishing us off we have a, probably true and very funny, high school prank being pulled.  Oh yeah,...

Send us Fan Mail We've made it to the end of this particular chapter of the show. Still with so much fun to be had. Remember to keep telling your friends and family about us. Soon, I'll be screaming at you from some other part of the world. Until then, peace. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.c...

Send us Fan Mail Why not go out with a bang and record a massive, two part episode? Enjoy my typical stylings of satire and modern humanism mixed in. People who don't like Avatar will be left behind very quickly. A lying congressmen, with a twist. Russian's being thrown from buildings. Be sure to tune in tomorrow morning for part two and our last episode before our break. - Buy me a coff...

Send us Fan Mail Please enjoy today's bonus episode. Everyone will forever be sick until the end of time and no one will ever know why. Or it at least feels that way. However, I think I know how I got sick and I detail here for you. Along with this past weekends yuletide cheer. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://w...

Send us Fan Mail Happy post Christmas, I hope you all had a fantastic time. I for one will be pawning everything I get. Anyway, please enjoy the last week of 2022 and start drinking today! Oh yeah, I like creating things and I think censorship is stupid. We're getting to episode 260 before we sign off so stay tuned for extra episodes this week.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.c...

Send us Fan Mail What happened to snow in December? You can have a great time in the snow if you play it right but as far as weather goes, it ranks dead last. John Mayer goes on 'Call Her Daddy' to talk about stuff he said 10 years ago. Should a 97 year old, former Nazi be tried in court? We all do stupid stuff when we're 18! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smoking...

Send us Fan Mail Ring in Christmas week with your favorite morning ritual. Hear about: my Christmas plans, the ongoing battle against artificial reality and how I spent some money last week. Also, commentary on possibly the greatest political fundraising tool to ever be implemented: Trump Trading Card NFTs. Tons o' fun! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow...

Send us Fan Mail Kevin O'Leary engaging in questionable business practices?! Who would have thought that would ever occur? I love anything NBC does because they are so original and creative, Milf Manor should be a smash hit. I found a new product for all of you doomsday preppers out there. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram...

Send us Fan Mail Here's a solid hour of tired, rambling and gobbledygook. There's also some major news regarding the future of the show. Great ideas are in motion. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Inst...

Send us Fan Mail Free stuff doesn't come around often, take advantage of it whenever it does. Do-ers turn teachers are the only people work listening to. You want to get paid like an actor but you're a school bus driver? Start charging admission. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmoking...

Send us Fan Mail One month left in the year of our lord 2022, what a great time to put off everything you've been telling yourself to do until January. Go to your corporate office parties or you may be fired for being no fun. Get yourself a nice job now that you don't need degrees for them. By nice job I mean: soul draining task that you do for money. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buy...

Send us Fan Mail Sometimes you just party off the rails and need to share it with your minuscule podcast audience. Our president said we he will release  The JFK Files in December, talk about Christmas. Budweiser v. FIFA is the biggest battle of the World Cup. Check out Sylvester Stallone as a cowboy on the new hit show, Tulsa King.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian...

Send us Fan Mail Black Friday is one of the most compelling days of the year. A day so wrapped in synthetic necessity that I can't help enjoying it as a spectator. Get one podcast for the price of none! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter....

Send us Fan Mail I'm happy to share with you the newest in game chair technology, made by McDonald's. Trump is back and people are going bananas. Don't fret about the eminent decline in population because there are so many positives. Way less people in the Chipotle line! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https:...