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Send us Fan Mail This week and next you are stuck with just myself like the old days. Nonetheless we talk about King Charles and his diagnosis. Also, walking barefoot was important to a couple on TikTok they burned $20,000 in front of millions. Stay until the end and find out the top Valentines destination is America. All this and more!! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone agrees that steroids make sports better and finally we have a company giving us what we want. TikTok has gone silent because the biggest artists in the world aren't getting paid apparently. Neuralink is finally upon and Zuckerberg apologizes for changing the world. Boatloads of fun even when we're late! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsi...

Send us Fan Mail The worst genre of social media influencer is  jacked middle aged men that tell you about diet but never mention their steroid addictions. The Oscar list is out and who really cares. Kentucky needs tourism money and is now marketing to aliens. This and much more. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www....

Send us Fan Mail Subway is being demonized for helping Russia's war efforts because they refuse to close stores in Russia. Many are saying Kurt Cobain is trans, maybe they're right. Another day, another Trump case, another reason he will probably be president again. Hypothermia at Arrowhead Stadium doesn't stop our love for football.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.co...

Send us Fan Mail Tune in and listen to a motivational story about how I started this week off. Keep up or you'll be left behind. Fasting is trendy now, kinda scary. Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn creatively expand their synagogue. Whoopi Goldberg says something ridiculous that makes us chuckle as she typically does. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smokin...

Send us Fan Mail First episode of the new year and boy are we excited. I have an idea for a new TV show starring Gordon Ramsay except this one is original. A lady in Florida is seeing Hershey's for false advertising. I try to make fun of a pretty cool place. This and plenty more. Enjoy.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram -...

Send us Fan Mail We're back in Rhode Island one last time this year for one more fun and exciting episode. Talk to you all in 2024!  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/an...

Send us Fan Mail The Epstein flight list is going to coming out early next year and it's time you set your picks! Over 170 names, how many can you guess correctly? Oddly enough, TV shows for babies are getting pretty controversial these days. Fat people getting special treatment on airlines still beats service dogs in my book.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian -...

Send us Fan Mail GTA 6 is coming out in a couple years to remind us how dumb we really are. The more you look at what's going on you realize how accurate that game is at depicting our lives. Our former president sells digital trading cards, an olympic snowboarder crashing a plane for YouTube and laws being written by AI. All that and more is discussed on today's edition of The Smoking Si...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry for the tardiness ladies and gents. I was in Providence, RI for a show so we did the podcast there too. Super late. Don't you know that it's late? Enjoy. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Foll...

Send us Fan Mail Something very dangerous is happening in France and it has to do with their trademark: the cigarette. Here on the show we don't support anti-tobacco rhetoric and we're doing everything we can to fight back. Also a guy at Disneyland gets his moneys worth. I guess it really is a small world after all. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow...

Send us Fan Mail One week away from Turkey Day and the most American holiday, Black Friday. Get wild, get full, get an assault charge for hitting a person at Target. If you and your partner need to a Valentine's Day vacation head over to the Florida Man Games. You can sweat in a field and drink while teams compete in some wacky events. Will Smith can not catch a break, maybe you've heard...

Send us Fan Mail This week we start off with the most pressing issue I could think of: what caused my gout? A conversation for the likes of old people in a coffee shop. I also hope you all voted this past Tuesday.  Tommy Lee predicts the future (not really but kinda). Other things happen that are loads of fun as well.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Sm...

Send us Fan Mail Halloween just passed and we get a little nostalgic about our favorite holiday. A high school teacher in Arizona faces some steep consequences for a fun costume gag. Also, we remind the audience of what fun strong, leaders look and sound like. TV shows have gone nude and we'd like to dedicate this episode to the entire cast of Friends.  - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymea...

Send us Fan Mail The cultural phenomenon known as One Dollar Margaritas from Applebee's, has been sweeping our great nation. Dwight Howard is up to some wild, wacky and potentially illegal things. Think basketball(s). Lots of states are suing Meta because Facebook and Instagram is addictive and bad for kids! Since when?! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow...

Send us Fan Mail This week we take a step back from the horrors of the world and stay lighthearted. Britney Spears' memoir is releasing next week and a particular story in it, has people talking. Guiness World Records screws up a magnificent feat for a woman of 104 years. Tupac's murder plot thickens and it involves Diddy...maybe. Donald Trump has to LEGALLY stop talking about his case....

Send us Fan Mail Second hand embarrassment is a real thing. We in America know there's some bad stuff going on in Gaza and Israel, but we just want the McRib! Jason Mamoa getting wacky on the set of Aquaman 2. Anyone else wish Aaron Rodgers would shut up about stuff that's not football?  Maybe it's just me. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The...

Send us Fan Mail Billy couldn't make it so I am here alone today, just like old times. Listen while I reminisce about my time un Connecticut. There was a major coup this weekend, one that should be see Rep. Jamaal Bowman in a prison cell!! Kanye says something a lot of us probably agree with in regards to Cardi B. That and more!! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian...

Send us Fan Mail Yes the fall season is upon us and boy do we feel it. JPMorgan settles out of court in regards to a fella we can't get enough of, Jeffery Epstein. We cover a cute, fun story about a brother and sister running away from home. I learn the newest meaning of tone-deaf while covering an influencer who said the wrong word. That and much more on today's edition of The Smoking S...

Send us Fan Mail Are you ready to start taking democracy in your own hands but don't know where to start? Protectdemocracy.com will give you the instruction needed to protect against authoritarian rule. With all the craziness happening like potentially being charged for Twitter, RFK Jr. being denied security protocols and teachers getting fired for reading an Anne Frank graphic novel to their...

Send us Fan Mail We're back this week with some real heat. Listen to hear about my first bicycle accident, probably since I was a child and why Aaron Rodgers will never be great. Also, we touch on the clientele at Burning Man, how messy they are and how they rule our futures. We pay an homage to my favorite little town, New London CT. This broadcast ends with a message of hope for all of us,...

Send us Fan Mail Rich Men North Of Richmond is a good song and a real country song too. Forget these other pop artists with southern accents, I want a guy with a scraggly beard in his backyard singing to me! Covid is trying to stay relevant like an 80s metal band. RIP Bob Barker who was killed in a plane crash in Russia. Also, a Chicago news crew is the subject of some hilarious irony. - Buy me a...

Send us Fan Mail Come one, come all to the biggest do-over event ever: Fyre Festival II! Let's get Billy McFarland's attention so I can perform "somewhere in the Caribbean". Scotland is bored as hell so they're gonna send the biggest research team they have to search for none other than the Loch Ness Monster. Also a lady in Boston is engaged in one of the most Italian Amer...

Send us Fan Mail Sometimes we get things wrong on the show and it turns out Lil Tay is alive and that her account was hacked. At least we know Anonymous wasn't behind this. Young Thug and Donald Trump could be cell mates. 'The Blind Side' ISN'T a good story with a happy ending?! The guy who made lots of money predicted the 2008 recession just made another big bet, maybe we shou...

Send us Fan Mail Today we talk about last weeks bender, living like a king at the world famous Yankee Stadium and losing a c-note on Nate Diaz (even though he still won). Maui is burning to the ground so reschedule your trips you spent months saving for!  We also discuss the mysterious death (maybe?) of the world famous, Little Tay. Also, we consider starting a sitcom staring our crooked leaders h...