The Sleep Pod: Boring Bedtime Stories

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: Accidental meditation, the formation of a wallpaper-designing dream-team, and an awful joke I simply refuse to apologise for. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying me a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Thesleeppod I have merch now! Tw...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: A wallpaper designer has seven days to perform emergency market research before pitching a new pattern to world-renowned wallpaper mogul Gerald Frome!  Part two of this ungripping adventure shall follow in a week or two! Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: An almost complete inventory of a home, snowmobiles, ice! Honestly, this may be the most boring episode yet!  Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to by buying me a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Thesleeppod Twitter: @TheSleepPod Instagram...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! We’re back after a bit of a break, and I’ve pulled out all the stops for this episode! A quest to remember the name of a movie! Coats! Shoes! A librarian! This episode has it all! Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day. Creating a podcast with the aim of making p...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   In this episode: Benton Farrier: Space Detective! A problematic paella causes a family fracture!   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't have to...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   In this episode: A nice walk in the woods! Is there any running and jumping? No! Is there a hole? Yes! Eventually!   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so...

It’s the twentieth episode special!   Something a bit different for this important milestone! Rather than making up a daft story, I’ve decided to read a load of emails from my spam folder. Sure, it’s a bit different to the normal content, but it’s still a nice distraction from reality.   Don’t worry, I’ll do a story again next episode!   Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   In this episode: Frank, accidental boat-owner and professional thought-consultant, travels to a neighbouring town to meet  a new client.  There’s a bicycle, a boat, and a surprise third mode of transport mentioned right at the end! This episode has something for everyone!   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicate...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story... In this episode: A fallen tree reveals a mysterious item! There’s beanbags, a box, and maybe a witch?!   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so you don't h...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! In this episode: One woman’s quest to find the next big smell, or her days at the candle factory could be numbered!   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring in itself! Help keep me awake so...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   In this episode: A chair! Hopefully that is enough information to entice even the most reluctant of listeners, but if it wasn’t then let me assure you that the chair in this story is incredibly comfortable.   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Creating a...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   In this weeks episode we hear a slightly too long breakfast routine, experience some unexpected weather, and accidentally slip from present-tense to past-tense 2 minutes in to a story and hope that nobody notices!   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Cre...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story! For this week’s story I’d like to take you on a quest to pass some time and stretch your legs whilst being stuck in a strangely tranquil traffic jam. Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day.   Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can be tiring i...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   In this week’s story we find a use for some obsolete technology, discover what is the most profitable gift to be blessed with, and visit a very clean kitchen.   Every story is an improvised, drama-free, and light-hearted tale delicately woven to help you wind down at the end of the day. Creating a podcast with the aim of making people sleepy can...

Relax with a meandering and mildly amusing story!   Something a bit different this week, as I take you on a (sort of) guided meditation. We will look at some trees, some signs, and meet someone with the best double-barrel name that I’ve ever hastily made up.   Need some more audio to sleep to?  I've got you covered!  - it's a 3.25 hour long extended edit of my music bed that is perfect to listen t...

Get bored to sleep with a festive-themed story!   After last week’s festive appetiser, I’ve gone all out for the main event!  Taking inspiration from every made-for-TV Christmas rom-com movie I’ve ever seen, I’m delighted to present ‘Ding Dong Merrily on Pie’ - A story that Hallmark (probably) wishes they had the rights to. “In the Christmassy town of Bells, Holly’s world is turned upside-down whe...

Get bored to sleep with a (slightly festive) meandering bedtime story. Yes, it’s that time of year, so I have stepped into Christmas, jingled some bells, and done two festive specials! Tinsel, robots, underground cave systems! These are just some of the things that are mentioned in this episode.  An episode which some critics are calling “A futurist extravaganza that defiantly doesn’t have a rushe...

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   Hello! It's time for the second part of our mini-series, 'The Ian Chronicles'.  In this episode we investigate the complexities of cleaning floors, discover what some doors sound like, and finally answer that age-old question, "what is the most fun name?".   Observant listeners may notice that there is a new music bed on this week's episode. If...

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   And we're back! This episode kicks off the unthrilling adventures of Ian, a spaceship breakdown recovery technician. We join him as he makes a sandwich, has a nap, and answers someones call for assistance.     Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram @TheSleepPodPodcast . https://www.podpage.com/thesleeppod/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Hello! This isn't a normal episode of The Sleep Pod! This is a long and boring apology and explanation of the recent sporadic releases for the podcast, and a brief explanation of what's happening with future episodes. If you're not interested in hearing my excuses but are happy enough to read them, then here they are: I wanted a bit of a break to avoid getting burnout, I'm in the process of reloca...

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   It is Halloween, so now is probably the sensible time to release the spooky halloween special episode! There are thrills, there are chills, there's a spooky house! Was that a ghost? Listen and find out!   Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram @TheSleepPodPodcast . https://www.podpage.com/thesleeppod/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   In this episode we learn about a band with a terrible name, solve a riddle, and hear the most authentic pirate impression to ever appear on a podcast. There really is something here for everybody!   Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram @TheSleepPodPodcast . https://www.podpage.com/thesleeppod/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   In this episode we learn how toast was made in fifth-century Britain, discover the real danger of eating nachos, and find out how much I can remember about early British history in what could be the most accurate retelling of the legend of King Arthur ever recorded.   Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram @TheSleepPodPodcast . https:/...

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   In this episode, find out what happens when Mary is accidentally given a book, discover a new use for rhubarb, and learn the best way to change a postal worker's mind.   Follow us on Twitter @TheSleepPod and Instagram @TheSleepPodPodcast . https://www.podpage.com/thesleeppod/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get bored to sleep with a meandering bedtime story.   In this episode we travel great distances, discover the complexities of octopus and squid name pronunciations, and question the morality of vengeance.   Going forward, Sundays should be the new release day for episodes. What better way to start your week (or end it, depending on how you classify the beginning and ending weeks)? Give us a follow...