The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail He's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him anyway. On this episode, the squad unites for a completely ridiculous conversation about catching your parents in the act, restaurants that smell, (not unpleasantly) like pus...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with a hopping comedy scene so Beaveman talks a bit about getting to go on a few mics to get some reps in. The conversation, as always, devolves into a completely pointless podcast discussion...

Send us Fan Mail When you thought we couldn't get any more ridiculous, we prove we can! In this episode, we welcome back Chewbacca's nephew, Nolan Johncock. Do you think you have a ton of random knowledge? Maybe you do, but is it at Nolan's level? Can you talk about conspiracy, the Hubble telescope, shark skin, and horse penis all in one conversation? If so, you will enjoy this epis...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Squad unites to talk about the paranormal. There is a certain doll that resides in Key West, Florida that has the utmost respect of the squad. However, a certain someone, thinks she can take a bit of a casual attitude regarding the known powers of this masterful doll. Thankfully, Beaveman, JD, and Ricker are no fools and spend the podcast humbling themselves....

Send us Fan Mail The Slaptail Squad podcast welcomes comedian Kate Dore, from Michigan, for a fun conversation about women in comedy. The Beaveman and Swan talk with Kate about her fiancé, her addiction to claw machines, and the Beaveman's hatred for Russia and Putin (but not the good people of Russia). The show also features silly little jokes from the Beaveman and Swan's manic minute....

Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to say a collective FU to Putin and Russia but also to talk about the state of the nation when ignorance and misinformation reigns supreme. Do we really want to step back in time to the age of measles wards, polio, and widespread bubonic and pulmonic plague? I think not. Podcasting is the last avenue of free speech, so the squad will continue using it as long as p...

Send us Fan Mail The squad is still confused about the difference between shared psychotic disorders and being bat-sh!t crazy. Nemo swims in to save the day and clear up the confusion. He failed immediately by stating the term Folie à Deux is made up. That's what happens when you try to learn something—still a fun conversation. Guess the squad needs to lean on a friend of the squad to clear i...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman, JD, and Ricker discuss subjects they are 100% qualified to discuss. Not really, that would be so unlike all of our other podcasts. Shared delusional disorders, aka Folie à Deux or other types of Folie depending on the type and number, are delusional disorders that start with one person and are shared by others. They discuss some cases briefly to determine WTF! Keep in mi...

Send us Fan Mail It's been nearly 5 long years but the Ricker is back! One of the original members of The Slaptail Squad is finally back from the longest hiatus and we could not be more thrilled. We are very proud of his accomplishments and humanitarian efforts all over the planet earth and in the cosmos that kept him away, but now he is back and ready to embrace the collective idiocy.  Would...

Send us Fan Mail It is a wonderful day in the Beaver Den. The Beaveman finally has sleepwear that does not squeeze his waist or cause him to drop residual urine on his bedsheets. He really wanted to talk more about it but got sidetracked by a ridiculous discussion with Swan about travel, Nemo about comedy, and of course, sex toys.  Congrats to Mike Cotayo for getting selected by the WSOC to compet...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and Swan hang with a friend of the show Jogun to talk about all things nerdy—no fact-checking needed. We never need fact-checking again. All things, ridiculous, nerdy, historical, and revisionist, don't matter, it is all factual. Join us for a fun talk about all things nerdy. Basically, things Swan doesn't understand, because you know, she is not a nerd. Strap i...

Send us Fan Mail Swan, Nemo, and Beaveman unite as a squad to talk about the giant poop show, goat rodeo, FUBAR world we are living in, and how it is affecting the human condition. Sounds deep doesn't it? Too bad Swan and Nemo are easily distracted by anything and everything. There are some serious moments, but remember, none of this is real. We are all living in some screwed-up version of th...

Send us Fan Mail The fun continues this week as comedian Emmy Buttrick joins the Beaveman and Swan for a fun conversation about redheads, comedy, succubi, and pinup modeling; with a redheaded, pinup modeling, succubitus standup comedian. That makes her an expert. [succubitus is the trait of being a succubus, (it's a word Beaveman made up)] Catch this fun chat with this rising comedy star. Emm...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Swan welcome Chicago Comedian Jen Flaxman to the Beaver Den for an entertaining conversation. Jen is the producer and host of better help comedy Chicago and a talented stand-up comedian who demonstrates a strong tolerance  for putting up with Beaveman's sense of humor and psychopathy. In this episode we talk about comedy, comedic influences, cryptids and what...

Send us Fan Mail The Swan and the Beaveman welcome comedian Adam Minnick remotely to the Beaver Den to talk comedy, bad habits, drones, and whatever other crazy stuff the Beaveman can come up with.  To challenge the Swan, Beaveman gives her a swear jar and a handful of quarters because, as we all know, the Swan curses up a storm like the true RN she is. Will she make it through with her handful of...

Send us Fan Mail The squad unites for a fun Christmas Eve conversation with comedian Red the Blackout Artist. How do comedians get their stage names if they don't use the one on their birth certificate? Join us for a completely pointless conversation about comedy, dating, and sharp farts—another episode steeped in culture. Funny Man Mike Cotayo, aka Nemo, and JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Bro...

Send us Fan Mail Steven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show he does with his friends, and his take on drones, alien lifeforms, cryptids, and hauntings. Sounds like he needs to be on a spooky episode with the Dark Lord of Browntown. See his linktree...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other subjects. She isn't sure she wants to be the leader of the KNAL commune (sounds like a cult), but she hasn't flat out dismissed the idea. Join us for this fun episode and...

Send us Fan Mail Swan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy throughout the country. He is a full time cast member on Coffee with the Dog on MinddogTV, and an all around good guy with a warped sense of humo...

Send us Fan Mail JD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Minute." Slaptail Squad Shout outs @jamesrivercomedy @alextherockplotkowski @richardmathis952 @theyogmeister Slaptail Nation/S...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV?  Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation.  Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all things Slaptail Nation. ...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself. The good thing is, Nemo, ak...

Send us Fan Mail The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to ha...

Send us Fan Mail It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (M...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows Headliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrown Featuring...