The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, Swan and Beaveman talk about their busy week.  Open mic x 3 Picking up Jackie "The Joke Man,"  Hanging with Jakie and GD Fenderson.  GD does time at a mic in Holland with the Beaveman.  Tearing up chicken with Jackie at Hancock in Grand Rapids, Michigan.  A trip to John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids. Meeting a girl obsessed with a chimpanzee.  Eating at the b...

Send us Fan Mail Let's talk horror movies. What makes a good horror movie? Is there a formula? The Beaveman and Skylar compare movies and Skylar talks technique.

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman catches up with his childhood friend whom he has not seen or spoken to in 27 years. They talk about D's time in the Marine Corps, his current profession and growing up. It's a really great conversation. We hope you will enjoy it and share.

Send us Fan Mail The beautiful Swan joins the Beaveman on this episode and they talk about the lies we tell on social media. They don't personally tell them, they think, but maybe all of us are guilty at some point in time. They also play an excerpt of the latest track from Skylar Beavers titled, "Level Up."

Send us Fan Mail There are a lot of dumb laws out there. Hope you don't break any. The last thing you would want to do is get thrown into a Georgia jail for eating fried chicken with a fork instead of your fingers. We also learned that Doc not only doesn't believe statistics (as discussed on multiple episodes) he also doesn't believe in any definition he does not agree with. He aspi...

Send us Fan Mail You thought aging was a normal biological process? Guess we were wrong. The Beaveman and the Doc discuss dumb magazine articles and silly ideas.

Send us Fan Mail In this first Halloween episode Beaveman discusses the lore of vampires while Doc drones on about religion.

Send us Fan Mail What does it take to establish a solid foundation for a sucessful cult? The idiots devise a plan to establish the Doc's divinity and reap the rewards.

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman and The Doc take a journey from "goat yoga" to to minimum wage and everywhere in between. It's random idiocy at its best.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Beaveman and The Doc the two discuss the broken healthcare system with funny takes on an industry shrouded in mystery. Or really is it just about insurance wanting more money? Listen to find out!

Send us Fan Mail Doc professes his love for Dungeons & Dragons and the Beaveman offends middle-aged males everywhere who live in their parents basements and smell like cheese.

Send us Fan Mail In Episode 3 the idiots discuss "a day in the life of". The Beaveman takes a shot at Doc the Seaman. Doc fires back at Private Beaveman. Intro song by Skylar Beavers.

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and The Doc discuss their idiotic perspectives & theories on Time Travel. Intro music by Skylar Beavers.

Send us Fan Mail If you would have told the Beaveman back 32 years ago that he was going to bring Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling to Grand Rapids, Michigan to screen his documentary and do a Q&A, he would have told you that you were nuts. But it is happening.  Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins the Beaveman and the Swan for this fun podcast episode. Without fail, tech rear...

Send us Fan Mail It's a season six bonus episode. Season 7 is on the way.  In this episode, the Beaveman and Swan welcome back self-proclaimed, certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson to talk about the business of comedy.  In true Slaptail Squad fashion, they talk about everything else such as: childhood crushes, goat yoga, Marc Maron letting Howie Mandel have it on his podcast, how much Tr...

Send us Fan Mail Every season of the podcast has to end. It always makes us sad but we know we need a bit of a break to focus on improving the podcast, other projects, and of course, getting some needed rest.  On this episode, Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about poop, disease, dumb scenario based questions, and whatever other irrelevant nonsense seems to pop in their heads. Big surprise, it is an...

Send us Fan Mail The Swan and Beaveman welcome friend of the show Steven "the sitcom" fat-Amish-potato-no mustache growing-codependent loser, to the show to discuss the end of the world as we know it. You have three days left. The human race will blink out of existence. There will be no pain, there is no way to stop it. What would you do with your three days? Would you end it soon? Would...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and JD welcome comedian Jamie Shriner to the show.  Jamie Shriner is a Chicago based comedian. Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenically frozen together in a pair of cat lady glasses. A former theatre kid, current queer & hard of hearing divorcé, Jamie uses humorous original song...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit.  Three young men spent 18 years of their lives in prison for a crime they clearly did not commit. Could this happen to you? Of course it could.  The...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know what it means, because I am not sure, in all the confusion, that he ever explained it in detail. He did describe what self-described mea...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Genghis Khan is tangentially responsible for the Europeans arrival in the Americas. This is why this is classified as an improv podcast....

Send us Fan Mail The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman doesn't remember and doesn't know. He doesn't take a scientific or statistical approach to the lore of Star Wars, he consumes...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen (that broad from the east side).  Ever wonder what to do if you come upon a wounded or not wounded animal? If they are wounded, call Kate to patch them up. If they are not wounded, c...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some of his dreams to get his opinion on what they may mean. They also talk about the movie Peanut Butter Falcon and when Ricker missed his opportunity to be Rambo. 

Send us Fan Mail Believe it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphorically, and the Swan is all about giving the Beaveman away if it makes her life easier and someone else's harder.  Check out the fun shows and movies they talk about.  "Love on the S...