The Simon and Ross Podcast

Welcome to Nathans 3 and final episode of his Top 5 Movies. This week we discuss emotional foreign films, Ross convinces Nathan to watch Oldboy, would you be happy going to space and ending up behind a Billy Bookcase? Would you fall for the Tinder Swindler? Thanks Nathan you were amazing and we can't wait to get you on again. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-...

Guest: Nathan Gee. Episode 2 - Goblin Green, Space Marine Red Welcome back to Nathan Gee's second episode where we actually get to his top 5 movies. We also discuss Nathans top 5 sandwiches, Ross gets a little upset we didn't enjoy Don't Look up! and rearing it's career ending head again The Sega Saturn! Also Nathan poses the question "Is Pizza a sandwich?" Join us next time for Nathans...

Top 5 Movies Guest: Nathan Gee - Episode 1 More Akin to a NikNak Welcome back to our special guest episode, this time with Nathan Gee. This week Nathan joins us to discuss his top 5 movies. Also, how does zero percent Guinness taste? Are you a sweet or savoury person? Also watch out for Ross with your Cheeto fingers, he'll be on you like Nosferatu! Join us next week for part 2, when we actually ge...

This week we bring you a one off special about The Book of Boba Fett. Also Dune. There's a longer than it should have been discussion on Simons current problems and how useless The Mandalorian race can be. What happens to the spare Beskar off cuts? How big are Boba's rear delts? Also how tight is Ross's sphincter? We'll be back next week with another guest and their top 5 movies. See you then Beco...

Guest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 3 - Django Jazz Hands Welcome back to Lloyds final episode and we discover his favourite film of all time! This week Ross talks about Clinton Baptiste again and convinces Lloyd to listen to his new podcast  This week Ross and Lloyd quote a film Simon has never seen for about 10 minutes and does anyone rent DVDs anymore? Thanks for joining us Lloyd as expected you...

Guest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 2 - The Impact Todd Welcome back to Lloyds second episode and we finally get into his top Movies. Lloyd starts of by ruining the set up of our rules for the podcast. Do your nipples explode with delight? How many famous Todd's can you think of? Also did you ever have a Phillips CDI? Join us next week for Lloyds final episode and we find out his favourite film ever! &nb...

Guest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 1 - Muscly Juicy Kangaroos This week have a guest we've both been wanting to get on for a while, Lloyd Tudor ex colleague to both of us. This week he joins us for his top 5 movies, although as usual we don't get into his top 5 yet. What film has lots of snow at the beginning? What's a nine sided shape called? Also how Ross feels about a post spice girl apocalypse. We a...

Hello and welcome to a special Spiderman No Way Home episode. This time a one off episode about the latest Spiderman film, albeit a little later than it should. We discuss Simon's sausage and Simon's Sausage. Ross's opinions on Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield and what the hell does Happy do with Aunt May! Normal service will resume next time with a guest episode, Thanks for listening, ...

Welcome to Anders 3rd and final episode of his top 5 movies!   This time we find out his favourite film and he gets a lesson from Ross regarding the actual ending to the Lord of the Rings.   Ross goes on a Wikipedia worm hole about acting studios and manages to completely tune Simon out, as Jar Jar Binks said "How Wude!"   Thank you Anders for doing us and look forward to having you...

Hello and welcome back for part 2 of Anders top 5 movies - Cluster Pork! This time we delve into his top 5, don't worry Simon is still covering up his bad hair with a bad cap, although Ross is still concerned about it! Anders discovers What Meats? and E.T. does something particularly disturbing with his finger! Anders also has to make a last minute decision regarding his number 4. Also has anyone...

Hello and welcome to our first guest episode of series 3 and 2022! Anders Wickstrom Anders joins us on a day where Simon is having a very bad hair day, so bad only a badly shaped cap will attempt to save the day. We hear about Anders rejects for his top 5 movies and we get a chance to crack out our Colin Farrell impressions again. Join us next week for part 2, where we get into his actual top 5. L...

Hello and welcome to a very special episode, Our 100th podcast!   This week we talk about 100 episodes of the show, Clinton Baptiste, and Ross recounts an incident from his friend Barry Salad. There's a 100th episode quiz, 100th episode song and 100th episode messages from friends of the show.   Do you think we've mentioned it's our 100th episode enough? A big thank you to anyone wh...

Something exclusive to the patreons while the next episode decides to upload. Made up of the many voice messages I get from Ross, this ambient adventure through Ross's brain may help understand how he works. Hope you enjoy Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Volume 3 of the Best of the Simon And Ross Patreon Episodes. If you want to join us over on Patreon the site is  https://www.patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast  you can join us for as little as £2.50. This week we have a long discussion on how we feel about Hawk (Falcon) and the Summer Solstice (Winter Soldier). A new section called Ross's Baby Diary and Ross tries to g...

Welcome back and welcome to the first Patreon only episode of 2022! This week we catch up after a bit of a break over December, we talk about Simons recent issues, Hawkeye and Kingpin.  Also Spiderman (no spoilers BYW). Can Tom Hardy's name be put Ito a curry? We also have a a dream from the pair of us. Thanks again for your patronage, it is as always appreciated and we'll be back soon. Becom...

Welcome back to Volume 2 of the Best of the Simon And Ross Patreon Episodes. If you want to join us over on Patreon the site is https://www.patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast you can join us for as little as £2.50. This week Ross has issues with his fire alarm and Simon has printer issues and we discover that Falcon is in fact Forrest Gump. A lot of marvel chat this week, mainly Wanda-vision and...

Hello and a happy new year to you all. Until we return for series 3 proper we've got together some of the highlights of the first few Patreon episodes, that the lucky people on Patreon have been listening to for the last year. If you'd like to join us there you can join us for less than the cost of a latte a month https://www.patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast This is edited bits of episodes 1 a...

Hello and a merry Christmas every one! As a thank you for the last couple of years, we've one more treat for you for the 12 (13) days of Simon and Ross. For Christmas Day MY WIFE! Charlotte joins us to talk about Cauliflower Cheese, burnt potatoes and her  favourite Christmas film. Thank you Charlotte, can't wait for you top 5 Movies episode. And finally thank you to everyone who listened to...

Welcome to day 12 of the twelve days of Simon and Ross. And you join us for the 5th and final stave/chapter of A Christmas Carol. It is us, so we've left in a lot of the mistakes, giggles and Ross getting angry at Simon for not being able to read. So that's all 12 days done, we thank you all for listening and thanks to all the guests that have joined us on this journey and we wish you all the very...

Welcome to day 11 of the 12 Days of Simon and Ross, today is stave/chapter 4 of A Christmas Carol. It is us, so we've left in a lot of the mistakes, giggles and Ross getting angry at Simon for not being able to read. Join us next time for Day 12 and Stave 5 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to day 10 of the 12 Days of Simon and Ross and back to the audiobook we've recorded of A Christmas Carol, this time Stave or rather chapter 3. It is us, so we've left in a lot of the mistakes, giggles and Ross getting angry at Simon for not being able to read. Join us next time for Day 11 and Stave 4 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast....

Welcome back to episode 9 of our Christmas special, this time continuing our complete read through of Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol, continuing with chapter or Stave 2. Join us next time for stave 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas: Episode 8 - A Christmas Carol - Stave 1 Join us for a complete read through of Charles Dickens A Christmas carol, read by Ross, characters by Simon. We hope you enjoy this first chapter or stave of this amazing tale! See you next time for stave 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to day 7 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross. This time we have returning guest Ben Smith, to discuss his Christmas or lack of! Ben is very confused by Prawn Cocktail and chicken in a can and we try to create a new celebration to improve the winter months in February. We manage to spend most of the podcast talking about food and roughly 7 minutes about his Christmas film, there's also a...

Welcome to Day 6 of the 12 Days of SImon and Ross, this time with returning guest Lewis Speight. We discover what Lewis does or rather doesn't do for Christmas, we test out the new Meat jingle on our first live guest and Ross is pretty much disapointed by Lewis's choices across the board. Once again thanks Lewis for joining us and we will get you back again! Join us next time for Day 7 Become a me...