The Simon and Ross Podcast

This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2 The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are: What is our favourite scene? Have you ever heard of salt? Has Ross desensitised Cunt? Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face? Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes? Would you eat a toad? What does a montage of spots look like? What does a ve...

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1. So we start off by talking the joys of kids. What does the end of shutter island mean? Could you escape being buried in a coffin? And we eventually talk about Kill Bill. See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Welcome back. On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross's dreams. Ross get's nervous about a Donkeys twitching member. Simon gets introduced to choc nibs. Inevitably it gets round to Ross's toilet issues. Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1        Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and...

This week we continue on with the QT specials this time Jackie Brown. What’s intimacy? What’s a druids temple? What’s a foley? What’s the process of playing a wizard? Would you go to France with Pam Grier? Also who doesn’t like Samuel L Jackson?   See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

This week we continue our journey through QT films, this week we are talking mostly about Pulp Fiction. So we discuss what’s the difference between a suitcase and a briefcase? Does the devil take your soul from the arse up? Have you ever wanted to eat fish like Pingu? Why Vincent shouldn’t go to the toilet? How do you use a towel? Also how do you poo around a watch up your arse? Join us next time...

Welcome to the start of a new series of specials, this time dedicated to Quentin Tarantino films. This time we try and out Tarantino fact each other out, by doing far more research on this than we have on any other subject. Also how does Alan Titchmarsh fit into the Tarantino universe? See you next time for Pulp Fiction Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hoste...

Welcome back, this week Ross tells us about his first Glastonbury experience, very quickly become toilet based! He also discusses performing at Kendal calling. Next week we start our special series on Quentin Tarantino films, being with Resovoir Dogs, so join us then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Welcome back to part 2 of the special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Lloyd * Nathan * Stuart * Connor * Chimp * Anders If anyone wants to jo...

Welcome back to a special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Liam * Owen * Vicki * Ben * Ian * Tessa If anyone wants to join us at patreon click...

Welcome back to Chimps 3rd and final top 5 movies episode. We finally get into his top 2 films, also with this being the extended version you also get to hear his shittest film ever. What film does a dirty f&@k and posh lady? Can Chimp still watch Jim’s fix it? Is a Mohican a hair cut? Thank you Chimp for joining us, especially while being covid ridden at the time. You were fantastic. Join us next...

Mamma Mia, here we go again….Welcome back to the second episode of Chimp Jones’s top 5 movies. This week we get into his top 5 and gives us very interesting clues to his movies. Which priest had love and hate tattoos on his knuckles? Is it right to have sex with a robot? And Ross pitches something Simon invests in immediately. Has anyone been complimented on having their Daddies mouth? See you nex...

Welcome back, this time joining us for his Top 5 Movies is Chimp Jones, ex internet radio colleague of Simon and our first Scottish/American. We first of talk about random stuff as usual and mostly talk about how to address mr Chimp, also his horrible deformity. We eventually get on to a few of his rejects. Would you join Ross in his Pot Noodle Club? Neither would we! Next week we crack into Chimp...

Welcome back, its been too long. This time Ross talks about helping out Dementia UK and Simon plays an intercepted WAV of Rammstein covering Pet Shop Boys. If you'd like to help the amazing cause Dementia UK their just giving page is https://www.justgiving.com/dementiauk and if you'd like to talk to a dementia nurse the contact number is 0800 888 6678.   See you next time for another guest ep...

This week Ross can't wait to talk about seeing Harry Potter The Cursed Child at the theatre in London. Do you have an opinion on Molly Weasleys nipples, Which is the biggest book? and can you explain how wizards evaporate in a phone box? Another episode will follow sooner than usual as we continue the conversation and talk about Ross helping Dementia UK   Become a member at https://plus.acast...

Welcome back to a slightly different episode, on 2nd July Simon and Ross went to see The Music play live for the first time in many years, to a homecoming gig at Temple Newsam in Leeds. Simon took an audio recorder to record him and Ross while there. Audio quality isn't amazing, but hopefully you'll enjoy most of it. See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross...

Welcome back to Stuart Johnson's Top 5 Movies, we finally, eventually get to his Number 1 movie! There's no real surprise here, but it is a very good choice. Who is an absolute flop-on? What part of the body set off Ross's door bell?  Thanks again Stuart you've been amazing and can't wait to get you back on again. See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ro...

Welcome back to Stuarts top 5 movies, we're getting there I promise! We get into Stuarts top 2 films, after an initial confusion we eventually get to his number 2, the Ikea billy book case appears again. Stuart and Ross discuss Squid Game subtitles, are love and bitch the same word? Also the TV programme Dark, is it set in 1940's Bredbury? Also one final quiz, on old band names. Join us next time...

Hello and welcome back to another Top 5 movies guest episode with Stuart Johnson. This week Stuart sorts his microphone out and I play my tune for the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Stu and Ross go on a Phil Collins tangent and we finally continue on with his top 5 movies. Join his next week for episode 5, yes 5 of Stuarts Top 5. A new first for us. Later taters! Become a member at https://plu...

This week we have something a little different, taking a bit of a break from Stu's top 5 movies, we have a special episode, where Ross takes part on 'Would you like to take a deal on that sir? Or would you not like to take a deal on that Sir?' Stuart plays the role of various special guests with varying degrees of success, will Ross walk away with £25 cash or 1p. You'll find out by the end of this...

Welcome back to episode 2 of Stuarts top 5 movies. This week we have a go back to an early Eggnog and Stu quiz the EBAY quiz, and finally start to get into stuarts top 5 movies. Once again, Stuarts microphone is a bit iffy, but not too bad. We answer the eternal question, Is it water based? See you next week for a special game show edition with Stu! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-...

Hello and welcome back to a new special guest, Simon's online wife from a previous life Stuart Johnson. Stuart is a school friend of Simon and lives in Bredbury, Stockport. His audio isn't the best and it will get better. This week we start to delve into his Top 5 Movies, it promises to be a few more episodes than normal as we recreate some games from our previous shows. We originally made a...

Welcome back to the 3rd part of our special recorded together for the first time in 2 years. We discuss Ross's wind issues again, Ross dares Simon to drink an orangey beer. We talk about a few TV series, Peacemaker, Hanna and Severance, resulting in a few Christopher Walken impressions. Isn't it weird when you've only seen things written down?   If you missed part 2: https://open.spotify.com/...

Welcome to a very special episode, were after almost 2 years and over 100 episodes, Simon and Ross are actually recording in the same room! We hear about Ross trying to spend John Lewis vouchers, we redo a B52 song. Simon finally got round to watching Napoleon Dynomite, we cover Moon Knight and have a planking competion! Join us next time for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s...

Welcome back to the second part of our Post Stent special. This time is dedicated to Ross's latest dream. It's a weird one! The dream takes 2 minutes but it leads to a new business idea for Dragons Den,  We're looking forward to the next winter Olympics now! See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Welcome to episode 1 of a special post stent episode. This week a slightly graphic description of Simons recent hospital visit and Ross discusses his recent honeymoon. Part 2 involving regular segment Ross's Dream Journal and a very weird dragons den pitch. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...