The Simon and Ross Podcast

Welcome back for day 5 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross, this time with fellow Barrovian (along with Ross) Liam Moser or Wadey! This time we talk about Liams ideal Christmas, Barrovian Christmases past and Liams favourite Christmas Movie. We also introduce a new jingle regarding meat! Thanks Wadey! Join us for day 6 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s...

Welcome back to day 4 of the 12 days of Simon and Ross, this time with our most recent Top 5 movies guest Owen Clayton. This ones shorter than the last couple, as we were using Owen as a trial!   We talk about Owens favourite Christmas film and why he's probably right! Hint: Michael Caine appears again!! Thanks Owen! Just us next time for day 5 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-...

Welcome back to day 3 of The Simon and Ross 12 days of Christmas, this week we are joined by our very first guest Graham Ella. Despite internet issues and a piece of cardboard the size of a postage stamp on the back of his chair, we had a great time talking to Graham about his ideal Christmas.   We hear a lot about Melons! Be warned! Thanks Graham and we'll see you next time for day 4 Become...

Welcome back to day 2 of the SImon and Ross Christmas, this time we have been joined by Michaela Mcg, an OG guest and is a very silly one! We ask Michaela to talk about her ideal christmas, habits, music and of course her favourite Chrsitmas film! Hope you enjoy her return and thanks for joining us again Michaela! See you next for day 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ros...

Welcome to day one of the 12 Days of Simon and Ross. For day one it's us talking about our Christmas's, Ross talks about the elephant hotel that does toast in the shape of Elephants and Simon goes out into Leeds to speak to the general public about their favourite Christmas films. See you next time for day 2, with a returning guest to talk about their own Christmas Become a member at https://plus....

Episode 3: The Stuff on Endor was just Bollocks This week we finish Owens top 5 movies. Also who is the goddess of prog rock, what film did Dana Andrews get his prunes, Ross and Owen talk about how creepy the Signalman is, Rogue One appears again and Owen gets episode 6 wrong! Thanks for joining us Owen you were amazing,  See you next time for the start of the Simon and Ross Christmas month!...

his week we continue Owen's top 5 movies. This week Owen goes French very quickly, Does Simon want to watch Gary Oldman dripping tar? We also find out Owen once taught Ian Holm's 4th wife how to use a camera! We also have a longer than necessary talk about Dr. Who! Join us next week to listen to Owen's final episode! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted o...

LET'S PODCAST!!!! Welcome back to another special guest, this time former colleague and friend Owen Clayton! This week Owen worries his films are too old for us to have seen, he also put's his kids in order of favourite, What is above London? Michael Caine makes his first appearance and for the first time in a while we actually get to start his top 5 movies in the first episode! See you next time...

Welcome to Ben's 3rd and final episode This week we finish off Ben's top 5 movies, Ross gets very confused and distracted by pizza, Aragorns mouth herbs come back to haunt us, Ross also gives us hints on when to get discounted prolapsed anus after Christmas. Also a very weird True or False! Thank you Ben you were amazing and look forward to having you on again! See you next time Become a member at...

Ben Smith Episode 2: Pilot or Peadophile. This week we are joined again with Ben Smith and finally get to his top 5 movies! We discuss Sharknados, Ross's schoolyard game Pilot or Peadophile, Sting trying to get his lute music into films. We also discuss console games, Is Lego Yoda a gangrenes scrotum? Join us next time for Ben's final episode! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-...

This week we return with another Top 5 Movies, this time with Ben Smith, travelling nurse and friend of Ross's. Ben lives in America and got up (eventually) at 3am to record the show with us, for which we eternally grateful! We start by waiting for Ben to join us and wondering if we had the wrong day! Do we have rules? How boring is Downton Abbey?  Also 5 hour time difference issues. Ross set...

Welcome back, to our Patreon Member's with a Patreon only Episode "Penis Onion Bhaji's" (All will be explained in the ep) This week for the patreon only episode we talk about things we've watched, Running apps and Squid Game! We also have a mammoth Ross's dream section, with Simon's pre recorded dream!  Never eat an Onion Bhaji in a Tupperware box! See you next time and thank you once again P...

Welcome to the final part of Tessa's top 5 movies This time we struggle with names, we also have to make an executive decision regarding Tessa's top 2 movies.  Also Star Wars: Rogue One makes another appearance.  An age old argument also rears it's Christmassy head again! Thank you Tessa you were amazing and yes I have watched Paddington 2 now and you were right! See you next time Become...

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part Two - Mr Juice and his Capri-Son Welcome back to part two of Tessa's top 5 movies, this week we get into Tessa's top 5, what film from 1987 features a detective? Ross gets upset he can't guess the films, and why does Mandy Patinkin hate every role he's ever played. Also is Jason Momoa made from juice and pulp! See you next week for part 3 Become a member...

 Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part One - Walking Umbongo This week, please say hello to our latest guest Tessa Harrington as we talk about her top 5 movies. This time Ross only just makes it in time for various reasons, we also discuss Ross Skyrme: The Beanie Hat Years! Also who was recruited because of their juiciness? Join us next week for Tessa's second part. Become a member at https://pl...

Vicki Chaplain Part 4: Is It Much Better, Down Where It's Wetter? Welcome back to a first, a fourth Special Guest episode, we finally get to Vicki's top 2 movies. Vicki and Ross give us a rendition of a singing crab, Vicki also has to explain the whole plot to her 2nd film, there's also a very long talk about Power Rangers and Ross's relation to the Pink Ranger....and then if you've listened to Ia...

Vicki Chaplain Part 3: Can I Swap It Out For The Pudding? Welcome to episode 3 This time we Ross slags off Shit Me Up 4: A right mess, loft hatches opening on their own, sitting on your own watching Blair Witch Project.  Gwyneth Paltrow's minge candle rears it's smelly head again, you'll be glad to know! See you next week, for Vicki's 4th, yes 4th! Episode! Become a member at https://plus.aca...

Vicki Chaplain Part 2: Yeast and Pineapple Welcome back to the second episode of Vicki Chaplain, this one gets a bit silly. We start off by discussing the Spice Girls, Ross does his Mel C singing impression AGAIN!!!! and then there are many discussions regarding Vagina smelling candles.  Also Sega Mega Drive games get a lengthy discussion.  We then return to Minge Candles! We do also dis...

Welcome back to another special guest episode, this time with the amazing Vicki Chaplain, to discuss her top 5 movies. This week we discuss finding a Turin shroud carpet in the loft, Ross asking for figures with no tops on and mega drive games! We discuss Vicki's rejects that didn't quite make it into her top 5 this time, join us next time where we actually get into her top 5. See you next week! B...

Simon and Ross's Road Trip - What Am I Inserted into? Welcome back to the Patreon only episode for this month. There's a few firsts in this one: The first episode we recorded actually together. The first episode recorded solely in a car on the way down to Swansea for a stag do.  (Apologies for the intermittent sound quality because of this). Also the first episode where Ross almost crashed th...

A bit of a departure for us, but when we've not been making award winning (maybe at some point) Podcasts, we've been Gaming.  This time a multi player game called operation tango.  Normal service will resume next month, but for those who may be interested, then check it out and let us know what you think.  Please do not fear, there are points when its sounds like we are getting anno...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 4 - Don't Go Down South North of the Wall Welcome to the final Game of Thrones Episode, this time Ross has issues with Janos Slynt looking like a parrot, Ross defends George RR Martins mind and we also finally talk about Euro 2020 (2021).  There's also a song from Jon Snow and Ygritte. Thanks for joining us on this journey through Game of Thrones, next week w...

Welcome to episode 3 of our game of thrones specials, this week Ross tries to open with a joke, there's an update on our bowel issues, Ramsey Bolton's sausage wobble, Simon forgets every character's name from game of thrones, what has Varys have down there? and Ross searches for Eunuch willies? Join us next time for the final part of the Game of Thrones episodes! Become a member at https://plus.ac...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 2 - ...I Suppose! Welcome back to our Game of Thrones specials, I suppose!  This week we talk about the changing actors of the Mountain, I suppose, doth the curtains match the drapes, I suppose, also are there too many breasts in the series? I suppose! See you next week for episode 3...I suppose! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 1 - Good Day Sir! Welcome to a new special series, this time we have our fingers on the pulse and are doing a mini series on game of thrones, 2 years after it finished. This time we discuss the best deaths, the most useless characters and Littlefingers voice. Hodor also answers the Who are you? questions on the show. Join us next week for episode 2 Become a member...