The Shaved Bear

Cangro has BIG NEWS. Greg has much smaller news but a life-changing wedding to discuss. Cangro doesn't know he's famous. The rankings get nuptial. 

The 'Ham'gover starring Greg. One man, too much ham. Don't go around messing up the tip. Cangro isn't sure if he has ever been in love. Is Chet Hanks the swaggiest white boy in the game?

The boys are back in the basement after a suprise twist. Our biological clocks are ticking now. Greg has an uber drive for the books. Keep an eye on your snakes.

TECHINCAL ISSUES - We kick off the episode with a teeny audio hiccup. We stumbled, yet we found our way. Cangro has his most random encounter yet. Pigeons might actually be considered 'fine dining'. Which nostalgia hits the hardest?

Cangro gets GOT on an original April Fool's joke. We go through all the banned words in the classroom of an average 14yr old. Kanye has no place in this atmospshere any longer.

Greg is a gambling mistake. They talk shit before shit talking the one and only Josh Giddy. This is our first second-episode-a-week week and we promise (like 80%) to uphold these standards.

Cangro talks his trip with Corey Kent. Greg doesn't know what the capital of Alabama is. Work chats are never safe. 

It rains, it pours, and these old boy's joints get sore. We sincerely apologize for our lack of heart, effort, and dedication by missing last week. We love James Corden.

Greg and Cangro both return back from a well, undeserved vacation - one of theirs better than the other. Greg experiences another flight plagued by babies. Cangro experiences the good life Kanye talked about in 2007.

Cangro is going to Costa Rica and Greg will be bankrupt from TikTok by sundown. Our rankings define the fathers of the world. A very special band is going back on tour.

Cangro gets religious. Greg has zero rankings. Plane talk gets plain. We become thankful as all hell.

We are blessed with Chris' presence for his first ever episode with Cangro. The fellas get religious before damning another sauna victim. Don't invite Greg to trivia. 

Greg finally forgot to hit record on Zoom. Cangro once again proves he has more experiences than anyone out there. Jaden Smith still sucks circa. Grammy's 2025. Barbeque chips. 

Back on Zoom. Back on our bullshit. Cangro needs a new sauna. Greg needs a gun. We are getting on board with AI.

Chris fills in for Cangro in this boozy episode based almost soley around movies, scary and hilarious alike. Schilarious, some might even say.

Our longest (and funniest) episode yet. Greg and Cangro are due for another road trip, but not without talking planes beforehand. A Hawaii trip might be in the works unbeknownst to Greg's cousin who will be hosting. The rankings get real nostalgic. 

And the winner issssss....... - listen and find out. MSG was once again a treat and just as fun a time as ever. Cangro gets caught lacking in his rankings.

Greg and Cangro run through last night's experience at Madison Square Garden for the PBR event. Once again a rodeo podcast.

Cangro holds Greg's hand through how to call out of work an hour early. We dive into the sandlerverse with our rankings before getting nostalgic of what TV once was. This is a movies episode

Apologies for the long break, but we had some Christmas breaking to attend to. We mentally prepare for the MSG event coming up in the new year, and then Cangro faces his first tough ranking. 

Cangro had his yees hawed in Kansas by an unfriendly Midwest population, a species we didn't know existed. We rank the best superpowers with a small little twist. Greg needs a new Snapchat Spotlight alogrithm.  

WARNING: Please ignore Pat's breathing and lemonade sipping in the middle of this epsiode as he inevitably makes his way down with more ASMR food noises. The Christmas season is in full swing. We rank classy to trashy Christmas decorations and true colors are revealed. 

Pray for the room that Cangro finds himself locked in with Will Smith and Wall-E. Is Tony the Tiger the undisputed heavyweight mascot of all cereals? We discuss the smartest items in the room.

Who is out here falling off the hardest? We complain about the complainers. We complain about  The Polar Express . Of course, Cangro complains about Wall-E - a cinematic masterpeice. 

Greg learns what the internet really thinks of people with his name. Cangro won't watch Smile 2. In fact, no one should. Someone's mother needs to use Urban Dictionary.