The Shaved Bear

Greg doesn't know any of his countries. Cangro doesn't know how to let a man tell stories. Big finale of trivia happening this week. Rankings get even sweeter.

Recorded episode 67 on 11/15; Timestamp - late. Greg and Cangro missed an opportunity here to relate to the youngins'. Their longest episode to date on a Friday night. They are proud, but have been caught in the midst of a social media trope they don't fully understand.

Patrick Stewart walked so Professor X can wheel. I don't have much else to say about this description other than trivia finale and it got just real random. Cangro and Greg hope you enjoy, though!

Is it too early to throw up the Christmas tree? Cangro and Greg are ready for the cinematic festivities to begin. The sports world has been a buzz this week, and the New York Giants are free. Cangro wants a home run with these rankings. What would you do to assert dominance?

Cangro is sicker than a Tony Hawk 900 irl. No rankings, but they get into two hypothetical not made for professional ears. Greg complains more about walking too much, and Cangro gives astroturf more than it bargained for.

Happy All Saint's Day! Greg gets a spooky surprise from an even spookier creature. Cangro is announcing his retirement from an old flame. They reminsice about said old flame before planning their post-Halloween extravaganza.

Happy Halloween from The Shaved Bear gang! R.I.P. Nick Mangold - an absolute legend of the New York Jets. Greg's New York Giants are even in his dreams. It gets spooky for some Halloween rankings.

The Yankees are in some serious danger. Cangro is at yet again another wedding. Greg's golf game needs work. A nightmare ranking for any boyfriend. 

Cangro suffers an unfortunate fate at the hands of big Uber. Greg's Boston trip turns into more than he bargained for. The lads get into some Halloween-ny rankings. 

On the eve of a young man's birthday, Greg and Ryan get into what's new, life tips, and what is the dumbest solo activity one could possibly attempt. Cangro gets his rankings hand-crafted by the two.

Definition of legend: an extremely famous or notorious person, especially in a particular field. Greg has finally fixed the audio. They discuss controversial (urban) legends, tiny apendages, and very on brand ranking for the start of spooky season. 

Greg still fumbles his way through audio while scrapping an entire episode and hoping this one is hardly good enough. It's important for the masses to hear my progression to becoming an audio wizard while watching the New York Yanks take game 3.

NEW AUDIO ALERT  - Ryan and Greg test out the new audio. Ears can wiggle and hypotheticals are out. Cangro is away and about taking more stellar photography while Greg and Ryan figure out some rankings

Lend thy ears for another episode of The Shaved Bear before heading out to the Renaissance Faire. Two very special guests join us for some phone addiction counseling along with some rankings of the notorious. 

AUDIO ALERT  Honestly feel free to skip this. I fucked up the audio royally, and for that, I am ever-so-sorry. It's out for the sake of consistency. If you do listen, however, well then Cangro had himself a time with a girl at a concert and Greg spent his weekend with friends in a Pennsylvania hideaway - The Poconos.

If you understand the title, you'll understand a sect of the episode. In a well over-done topic, Cangro ranks his favorite beers. Greg has been asked for a weird thing in his life. What have you done with your PSP?

In the midst of Augtober, we pray the sweaty dog days of summer are over. What type of Halloween candy are you alright with seeing at the bottom of the bag? Cangro makes old work of his new camera. Greg is a pig and deserves IBS.

Fresh haircuts are about. Greg has recently moved on from a local haircutting establishment. Cangro has found a new celebrity crush. Do you think you could beat your Dad in a fight? 

Pour up, we made it. It may have taken us a month (Greg's fault), but we have made it to our 50th episode in a year! 90% consistency, 10% travel. Cangro ups his game with a new camera. Greg goes into his Maine hiatus and Big Time Rush concert. We do the whitest thing possible: rank rap lyrics.

It's a hot one. Touching 100F degrees, Greg and Cangro recap their weekends while trying to not die of heat exhaustion. How recognizable is Squidward? Rankings stay hot.

AUDIO APOLOGY - I was foolish to not realize, but one of us (Not Greg) played with a binder clip the entire episode, so mind the very miniscule clips here and there. Greg can't stop eating a food he can't spell correctly. The traveling blood donation bus. Cangro sees his rankings properly.

Cangro is back from a long weekend of hanging out with the up and coming faces of country music in Nashville. Greg has thoughts for homeless people. What's the worst thing you could do on a plane?

The prodigal son has returned, and welcomed with open arms at that. Cangro is happy to be back and the Empire State is happy to have him back. Greg and Cangro get into pride, get into rankings, and of course, get into movies either of us haven't seen.

Cangro is convinced of these things he will never do. Greg has discovered a dirty pet of the graduating class of 2025 in Rhode Island. 'Choose your fighter' is explained beautifully for the first time.

Our favorite episode so far. Tune tf in.