The Shaved Bear

HEADS UP - Greg fucked up the audio in a drunken stupor after a round of sub-par golf. Apologies in advance, this will only ever happen one more time since he can't hold himself entirely to the truth and nothing but the truth. It is funny, though.

Heads Up - This epsiode was recorded 2 weeks ago. We know what the Knicks have done, so what you are hearing is pureky speculation from weeks ago. LIFE GETS BUSY. The rankings get conveniently weird. AnnaSophia Robb, this episode goes out to you.

The lads are back in the basement recording where they should be. Greg and Cangro get into some of the everyday essentials rankings. Greg uncovers a nasty habit while buffeting it up. Would you be friends with your Dad when he was your age?

Cangro has made a gladiator-esque return to the 845. He has flight problems. Greg has seperation issues. They both need haircuts. Same toilet, differnt shit. We promised you more and we delivered less. For that, we are sorry.

The return of the Shaved Bears is here. Life got in the way, and we 100% let it. But fear not - we have grown. This time off has allowed for reflection (drinking), compromise (finding a good time to record), amongst other things. Cangro was busy, Greg was busy. But we are back to our reguarlyish scheduled program. 

Cangro is officially leaving for Nashville, despite earlier speculation. Quick epsiode to catch up live one last time in our consistent era. Zoom will be the go-to moving forward with him popping back up to NY when he can.

Cangro is back on the couch and whooping it up until he leaves. McDonald's got the best of Greg & Cangro at four in the morning. He also comes with his own rankings. TV placement is everything.

Cangro documents his tirade here as he goes in on a moving company for shafting him as hard as the day is long. Greg might have done permamanent damage to his stomach lining this past week. Rankings of neighborly love. 

Cangro and Jordan Belfort are truly unrecognizable with the way they are "not fucking leaving". Greg is completely off in his estimates between the Attu Island and the Agattu Island. Trivia is a must-win.

Chris joins us while Greg expels some demons. They all chat about the states they have visited before while Cangro debates going to Hawaii. Cangro also finds out a harrowing truth about how he sees himself.

The birds have a close run in with death itself. Greg is officially a working man again. Cangro is certifiably a cat person. You're in trouble if you're referred to by these rankings too often. 

Greg pulled the trigger and went to Hawaii to explore the unbeknownst to him. He recaps the whole trip and doesn't even bother to create a ranking this time.

Greg is allegeldy going to Hawaii. He knows genuinely nothing, let alone flying 12 hours straight. 

Greg's 2nd flu game. Cangro heading out to Nashville soon. Short episode so they can win trivia.

Greg has dislocated his shoulder once again doing the least. Cangro ready for a new tattoo. Kalshi doing too much right now.

Cangro has finally arrived from California with a cornocopia of country music stories and a fresh perspective on this Northeast living. Greg is onto a new job and has too much time off right now. The rankings get 2010's.

Greg has adopted a new diet for the first time in his life. Cangro has his first ever second trip to the dentist. Rankings are sponsored by Ryan this episode.

Cangro barely makes it back to his house in an act of grace from the good Lord above. They remenisce hard, recounting old tales and worst experiences. 

We have yet to see a 'Stranger Things' episode 9...... yet. Imagine being married right now? Imagine Greg raising someone else kid right now? Rankings are nuked by Cangro.

SPOILER - Skip to around minute 20:00 if you are not interested in hearing us praise/whine about the Stranger Things series finale. Cangro has a first that not many people this age could say. Rankings with a jingle. 

Greg gets dunked on for his first name. Cangro brings a hard hypothetical into today's conversation. Greg recieves a little Christmas present. Cangro has a makeup issue. The rankings get matriarchal.

We are joined by an esteemed collegue of ours that bears the same last name as Greg. Gingerbread and oreos join the conversation once again. Can babies come out feet first?

Greg once again has not prepared rankings for this week. Things get heated over oreos. Let Cangro read what he wants to read. 

Kids don't learn like that, man. Greg has a trip to urgent care. Greg and Cangro workshop some rankings. 

People need to make fun of themselves again. What is the weirdest thing you would eat as a child? Greg didn't understand the question. Cangro's food will raise some eyebrows. Happy December and prelude into the jolliest holiday of the year!