The Scott Mills Weekly

We revisit another classic month from the Scott Mills Show, this one from 2013 when Little Mix played a shocking game of Truth Or Dare, Chris thought he could make big bucks by selling nude drawings of Scott and TV magician Dynamo played Innuendo Bingo.

It’s all about Brighton in another Stark Guide. Plus we learn how to kiss via the internet and Arielle visits a dog food factory – cue the dog puns.

We discover why you should ALWAYS check that your Bluetooth is disconnected, more innocent injury stories (including one from Chris) and a very special Bamboleo announcement. Oh, and Sam Smith calls out of the blue.

Chris tries to explain some Game Of Thrones details to Scott who compares it to living in London. Also, why has Scott has never seen the same film twice? Listener John tells of an injury which raised suspicion in his girlfriend (which does indeed sound very suspicious) and is Drake cursed?

Arielle Free sits on a loo that has supported many a famous behind in her quest to get Radio 1 on in everyone’s workplace, Listener Lizzie gives her Hen Do Review from the weekend and a man that can do wonders with a worm calls in Ask Me Anything.

What has been billed as a lazy attempt at a podcast actually turns out to be really good. Remember Zoe Ball playing Innuendo Bingo? Remember when Scott & Chris judged horses at Haydock? Or when Bear Grylls got scared by a bear (or rather Chris dressed up as a bear)? Was Zayne Malik ever a bird whisperer? All this happened in April 3 years ago and we dig them all out of the archives.

Listener Jamie hears the ins and outs of a supersonic night between his mum and dad in Where Do You Think They Were, Chris brings a Stark History on The Isle Of Man and the debate about where builders “go” rages on.

A builder at Scott’s house has him questioning about builders boundaries and also what are their secret rules. Plus, he gives hen do advice for listener Lizzie and an official apology to all pigeons.

Scott upsets the pigeon community, we have another round of Funny Business and Gordon Ramsay gives Scott a job interview…as a mortgage advisor?

Scott speaks to the new queens of K-pop Blackpink, Love Island’s Dani Dyer pits herself against Superfan Steve A.K.A Chris in the room next door and Ask Me Anything features a man with a strange collection.

Chris is being naughty and can’t be found so Scott is here to bring you highlights of the week from The Scott Mills Show.

Another Where Do You Think They Were has listener Ashley hear tales of blue shagpile carpets and Chris is away, so Rickie, Melvin & Charlie from Radio 1’s Rickie, Melvin & Charlie are here to help.

Is there a “Hotpoint” your partner has? Some everyday thing that they do that just makes you go YASS! Also, a listener gets a tattoo that leaves us a bit stunned and Chris gives a Stark History of Manchester, but are the facts correct?

Nicole finally gets to speak to her second hero, Deborah Meaden, Chris makes a blunder on Funny Business that comes back to haunt him and it’s time to get an idea of what the public think Scott does for a living, just by looking at his photo. Flight attendant maybe?

The strangest job ever comes up in Ask Me Anything, a caller has a bush problem and what are peoples impression of Chris just by looking at his photo? Scott takes to the streets to find out.

Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills is Chris's special guest as we relive some highlights of the week and listener Bryony calls in with another tale of when showering together goes very wrong.

A tale of volcanoes and tarmac in Lanzarote is heard in this week’s Where Do You Think They Were, we have another Stark Guide telling the history of one of Britain’s major cities and Chris gives Scott a rather unusual birthday card.

It’s Bamboleo day with an especially long gap and should Scott get a dog? (and if so what kind?) Also, why on earth do people shower together? It’s really awkward. Scott and Chris re-enact.

Yungblud is here for a quick game of Music Video or Adult Video, we set another interview for Nicole from Pontypridd and Chris sees an opportunity, during Funny Business, to solve his rat problem.

Are you one of those people who smuggles snacks into a nightclub? Are you one of those people who takes a spare pair of pants on a night out? Or are you one of those people that secretly listens to Radio 1 when you should be working? Confession time!

More behind the scenes chat and a chance to hear an extended chat with Natalie about Southend On Sea. Plus Chris takes your calls about the week's best features like The Great Escape from a houseboat and John Newman getting a coaching session from Scott.

Listener Simone endures the tale of her conception whilst travelling at the speed of sound in Where Do You Think They Were and after Chris’s accusation that Scott has never had a job, the offers come flying in – answering the phones at Babe Station maybe?

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and we speak to a dating app user who was insulted when someone fancied the other person in her profile picture, Scott is insulted when Chris accuses him of never having to work for a living and poor Cheryl who had to swim for it to escape a rather insulting date.

John Newman gets a vocal coaching lesson from Scott, we have another round of Funny Business and more of your Great Escapes, including an amazing confession from an airline cabin crew member.

Scott reflects on his amazing weekend singing the Welsh National Anthem alongside an armoured goat. Also we hear of the times when you’ve managed to escape from a tricky situation and felt quite elated and we hear from a world class muncher on Ask Me Anything.