The Scott Mills Weekly

Chris takes some of your calls about the week on The Scott Mills Show, including Harriet who won the honour of naming the cockerel and Garin, a real Welsh Rugby fan.

Welsh Rugby legend Shane Williams give’s some useful tips to Scott ahead of his visit this weekend’s big Six Nations clash and poor listener Kelly endures the agony of learning how she was conceived in Where Do You Think They Were.

Comedian Katherine Ryan sits in the wet chair for another Innuendo Bingo, Scott is furiously trying to learn the Welsh National Anthem and the cock finally gets named.

Scott has set himself a task for the weekend and if he fails he will let down a whole nation! Also, we have some shocking contenders in our search for the name of our cock and (after Chris threw a tantrum on a train) we ask for your total meltdown stories.

We get a few more nominations for the naming of our cockerel, Ask Me Anything reveals a guitar legend and people that but “the-something” in between their names – what is that all about?

Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon is on the home run and the boys are very tired. Will pop star Mabel, comedian Sharon Horgan, News reader Simon McCoy, Michael Dapper, Anne-Marie and Louis Tomlinson help them over the line?

Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon continues. It's morning so all is nice and clean again. Vanessa Feltz, Eyal Booker, Luke Kempner, Tom Kerridge, Ricky Gervais and David Beckham all join in the fun.

Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon continues with more rude stuff, not for sensitive ears. Scott and Chris start to tire as the night goes on but Alix & Riyadh from the Unexpected Fluids podcast keep them awake with some awful tales of sex going wrong andThe Drag Queen's Den's Glyn & friends make up Chris to be an amazing Queen.

Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon continues with all the rude stuff. Not for sensitive ears, the jokes come fast and furious from the likes of Jack Whitehall, John Newman and Radio 1 DJs Cel, Katie, Jordan, Jack Matt and Mollie all having to tell outrageous jokes whilst looking Big Boss Ben in the eye.

Scott & Chris's 24hr LOLathon begins with lots of your jokes and help from Love Island's Dr. Alex George & Jack Fincham , Top Gear's Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff & Chris Harris, Queer Eye's Tan France, and T.V legend Emma Willis.

Chris’s journey around the U.K’s funniest place names almost ends in disaster in Muff. Also, who’s been tampering with Scott’s T.V box? Keith Lemon maybe?

Louis Spence finds out that Scott has sent Chris to meet the residents of Mann Wood in Essex. Chris is trying to fill in his Book Of LOL in preparation for the LOLathon and Louis gate crashes the party. We also get a man called Richard to dance in Dick Dancing Lane along to the theme of Blue Peter. We also played a round of Ask Me Anything with a man who used a space hopper to cross the Alps in Fr...

Chris brings more behind the scenes fun from Radio 1 including the full interview from The Snail Master with an in depth discussion on how snails get down to business. Plus Rag 'N' Bone Man's interview in full and a listener's very nerdy question is answered.

This week’s Where Do You Think They Were is a swashbuckling affair as listener Sam hears the story of when he was created. Plus, we launch the Lolathon with Jordan North reporting live from Dick Lane and Lewis Capaldi sabotages Bangers.

Emily Atack joins us for another drenching in Innuendo Bingo, Scott gives Rag'n'Bone Man a vocal coaching session and Chris tells us the historical facts (?) about Middlesbrough.

Listener Nicole finally gets to chat to her hero, Scott is accused of being antisocial because he keeps eating fish in the studio and following the news that Ariana Grande is the most followed person on Instagram, we try and find out who is the least followed.

Another animal needs to be named and this time it’s a big cockerel, which prompts Scott and Chris to wonder why there’s so much cheating going on in the animal world. Also, we speak to a man whose activity is quite NFN (Normal for Norfolk) and find out who amongst you have a secret “dirty” Instagram account.

An extended chat with our favourite Welsh girl Nicole is a lot of fun and more Classic Innuendo Bingo with Jack Whitehall.

Poor Callum listens to a tale of bad food and too much sun as his dad tells the story of when he was made, we have a surprise for our favourite Welsh girl Nicole from Pontypridd and listen out for a BIG announcement. (No, it doesn’t involve Scott retiring)

Nicole from Pontypridd reveals the celebs she wants to interview and practices on Scott and Chris. Plus it's Bamboleo Wedneday, Chris is 'upper average' and is a beard a game changer?

Scott and Chris help Greg escape! Plus Scott is having doubts about Bangers and they ask is it cheating if your partner shaves their beard?

Scott and Chris try to help Greg James out of the #R1EscapeRoom, Chris gets naked in Greg's house and Jesy and Jade from Little Mix offer their support.

More Extra bits from Chris including: what was said before Thursday’s on-air marriage Proposal, an extended chat with a listener who won a million and a look back at one of the wettest Innuendo Bingos ever, with our very own Grimmy.

It’s a Valentine’s Day special with surprises all around, for listener Becky on Where Do You Think They Were, Lauren on Bangers and Jordan North who thinks he is just getting a birthday wish.

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and James & Josh get wet in another round of Innuendo Bingo. Plus, we find out what happened with the Snake's double date.