The Scott Mills Weekly

Listener Emily is a bit worried about who she has married after finding out her new hubby was once on a very dodgy reality TV show. Scott and Chris try to help her out. Also, Ask Me Anything is back and is it snowing in Wales?

England Rugby legend Joe Marler calls from Japan and becomes an instant show favourite and Emily finally gets to date Jamie – or does she? Oh, and it’s Halloween, so the annoying menus come out – Devil Cursed Fish Fingers anybody?

Scott & Chris try to decide on their Halloween costumes – a horny Brexit maybe? Also, there seems to be lots of you who listen to the show in the bath (weird) and one of our three contenders is chosen to date listener Emily, live on tomorrow’s show.

More contenders line up to be Emily’s date for Christmas, we surprise listener John with a birthday treat (as he had a rubbish one last year) and Scott is not that happy with Chris’ ad, for the show, in the Southern Daily Echo.

The clocks have changed, winter is coming and it’s cuffing season, so Chris triggers Article 69 – a bid to find people their Christmas sweethearts.

Jordan and Chris explore whether cows have regional accents by talking to Helga – the cow from Leicester. Also, Bangers brings a Festival Special and Chris gets to speak to one on his own super-fans Bea.

Yannis and Jimmy from Foals review their Live Lounge performance, an update on the “Dirty Debs” saga and Jordan and Chris perform a bizarre experiment with their nipples.

Jordan North is with Chris today for another amazing Ask Me Anything, a new feature called “Mind Blown” and a catch up with listener Greg, who was due to go to his new girlfriends family party over the weekend. Did he mess things up?

Where Do You Think They Were is back with a wild time at the zoo, Scott helps out a listener who’s worried about his behaviour at a family party and another round of The Whooo game. Remember Buckaroo?

Daniel Radcliffe joins us for an epic Innuendo Bingo, we have a listener test their partner in swipe or no swipe and Bangers reveals a new show favourite in Nathaniel.

Scott and Chris wonder which way each of their partners would have swiped, if they had met on a dating site, so they call them to find out – CRINGE ALERT! Also, it’s Funny Business day and Scott finds some funny old announcements in the system.

Scott is put on the spot in the best Ask Me Anything ever! Plus Scott and Chris speak to highly educated people who are actually quite stupid, Chris has a nervous moment texting his mother-in-law and is there a new best episode of Don't Tell the Bride?

Where Do You Think They Were is back with Jesse’s mum Pat revealing all about a spooky weekend away. Plus Chris’ Guide to Hull, Fresher of the Week and the Who Game is back!

She’s been dazzling the Strictly audience but can she keep a straight face, Saffron Barker kicks off a new season of Innuendo Bingo. Plus, our Fresher of The Week is getting strange deliveries and someone wants Matt Edmonson to go top less.

More stories of the places you can’t go back to (because too awks) a lot of you are relating to our Tune Of The Week by Masie Peters and Oxford Fresher Rob gets us thinking about whether you can be clever AND have common sense.

Chris has a dilemma about going back to the gym (after skiving for so long). What will his P.T say? Also, new Fresher Of The Week Rob is feeling slightly out of place at Oxford so Scott gives him a pep talk and Ask Me Anything reveals a profession we never even knew existed.

Where Do You Think They Were is back and it’s cringe time for listener George, as he hears his dad, Ian recall a fun time on a beach - WITH AN AUDIENCE! Plus, Matt and Molly are here to lay The Whoo Game and we find out who is getting sneaky about getting Glastonbury tickets.

We eavesdrop on Fresher of the Week Hanny and his mum Jane as they wait to play The Fresher’s Game, Camilla Cabello seems to be a bit critical of her Live Lounge Performance and Chris has made a trailer for the proposed “Move In With Mill’s” reality TV show.

The countdown to B.F moving in day begins and Chris wonders if the goings on at Echo Falls should be a reality TV show. Also, Chris wonders who chased who in the early days of his relationship with his wife and we have another round of Funny Business.

Scott and boyfriend are moving in together which can only mean one thing - that 5:15 phone call each day “Are you O.K. my sexy moon face?” Also, Ask Me Anything brings a peculiar tailor, we get the result of another Banana Test and speak to a new Fresher Of The Week – Spread it!!

Chris Stark shares his remake of That's Amore in a Durham University addition of his Guide To Great Britain. Plus The Who Game, Fresher of the Week and Christmas music complaints.

We hear your rubbish claims to fame (wiping Ellie Goulding's toilet seat?) and our Freshers' mum is quizzed... did her daughter do a Sexy Brexit?

Bath Uni is putting on the pressure for Scott & Chris to “Toga Up” for their Fresher’s party so there’s only one thing for it - call Doctor Toga of course! Also, funny business is back with some outrageous company names and Rex Orange County is here to review his Live Lounge performance.

We have a new guinea pig to test our banana theory, a new Fresher Of The Week, a new idea involving togas (uh oh!) and a very regal Ask Me Anything.

We test out a theory about banana eating on listener Jay, Mark Ronson comes in to review his Live Lounge performance and Chris gives a fresher his guide to Warwick University, which is rumoured to have a racist swan!