The Scott Mills Weekly

The Scott Mills CV Clinic has many a job from yesteryear to help liven up your job applications, fancy being a “Tosher”? Also Sam Fender is here to review his Live Lounge performance and listeners advise our Sophie on how to respond to “that message”.

The Scott Mills Travel Agency is in full swing as listeners advise our friend from the U.S of A on where to visit in the U.K, Jordan North joins us for a round of Funny Business and Little Simz reviews her Live Lounge performance.

Scott and Chris are back from their break with stories of dodgy hair spas and people stripping at weddings. Also, Katy from Chicago is visiting the U.K and needs an itinerary, which prompts the launch of the Scott Mills Travel Agency and we help fresher Lauren make a grand entrance in her first ever Uni lecture.

Charli XCX is here for a round of The Who Game, we find out what’s in your Fresher’s welcome bags and revisit Rylan V Superfan Steve.

benny blanco gets some of your U.K advice including where to get a kebab the size of a small baby. Plus Yungblud is here and we review his Live Lounge session and Chris gives us a Stark guide of tropical Dumfries.

Anne-Marie guesses where certain comments came from. Plus your driving test fails and Friendly Fires review their own Live Lounge.

Geraint Thomas advises Chris on how to take care of his undercarriage out cycling. Plus an actual Professional Sausage taster aka The Prince of Pork.

Rylan goes up against one of his biggest fans, Eliza Wholittle kicks off the Who Game and we revisit terrifying TV shows including the Demon Headmaster

Joel attempts to work out which listener confession he needs to apologise for, another Bamboleo Wednesday and our intern's secret recordings are back on

Scott speaks to CamelPhat about not playing their hit Cola, listener Nicole shares her Reading festival experience and an update from the World Gravy Wrestling Championships

The latest in Chris Stark's epic Guide To Britain series. Plus the Who Game, an update from listener Nicole and Tidy Friday terror.

Scott and Chris quiz an actual real-life Alexa, our intern gets a Scott Mills show initiation and another mid-week Bamboleo celebration.

There's a sweepstake on Dev for Strictly, but for what?

The chairman of the biscuit appreciation society plus an unbelievable cheating story.

The Who Game returns with a fine selection of retro references plus Chris Stark's Guide to Hastings featuring the man with the massive pier.

Can Jax Jones guess which of his fans is telling the truth? Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday and we meet Ian the Ian fluencer.

Why has a man in America got a TV on his head? Why are Radio 1 Deejays not using their full names? and why is everyone still making up stories for likes? Scott & Chris investigate all of these issues as well as squeezing in a quick round of Funny Business.

Have you completely faked a story or situation, online, just to get the likes? Mollie King has. Also we speak to a sporting champion on Ask Me Anything and is it O.K to find friends on dating sites?

Love Islands Curtis Pritchard gets the Superfan Steve treatment, Scott is having trouble with computers and salad boxes and Chris has new Stark Guide – this time of The Forest of 200 Pigs!

Radio 1’s very own Dev has been announced as a new Strictly contestant, but does that make Scott a bit crabby? Also Chris has a clear out of his locker for the first time since 2013 – who knows what he’ll find.

Scott has sent a picture of his hands to a hand modelling expert and the result is less than flattering. Also, we speak to Mark who has applied for every reality TV show ever and hear more of those phrases that drive your partner mad.

Chris reveals that he is a bit self-conscious about his teeth and is wondering whether to buy cheap veneers, cue the angry dentists!. Also the return of the “Doing Bits” game comes to Ibiza we discuss the world of hand modelling.

The first ever Holiday T-Shirt day is here and Aussie DJ Fisher and Becky Hill join in the laughs and we hear the stories behind your chosen bangers.

It’s the eve of Holiday T-shirt Day so Chris gets some more promo by chatting to Radio One Mallorca. Why not join in the fun? Wear your Holiday T-Shirt to work tomorrow and send in your summer banger requests or holiday stories to scott.mills@bbc.co.uk .

A listener takes on the Bieber verse in Bad Guy, using the recipe for Pad Thai. Also, another round of Funny Business brings a hilarious towing company and we try to promote Thursday’s Holiday T-Shirt day on a Zante radio station.