The Scott Mills Weekly

More Christmas Confessions with listeners Laura and Jack, who both (like naturists on a rush hour tube train) have very inappropriate crushes. Also, Dermot Kennedy appraises his Live Lounge performance and get ready to wrap yourself in paper - its Magnus Carlsson day!

Stormzy is here to review his Live Lounge and gives us an impromptu performance of a Christmas classic. Also, we speak to the king of mince pies, Dial-a-Carol is back and listener Luke has got himself in a VERY sticky situation.

Stars of Jumanji Dwayne and Kevin are visited by a very weird Santa and Butler, Where Do You Think They Were brings a tale of snow-ploughing in Lapland and The Whooo Game stirs up a little controversy.

The GC faces what she believes is her biggest fan, or her “Spirit Animal”. Also, do you fancy someone you really shouldn’t…seems quite a few of you do and day 11 of the Whooovent Calendar reveals an old BIG DOG!

The debate on whether an actor in a love scene is cheating or not deepens, Chris loses it in Funny Business and Scott composes “A Ode Watford” to celebrate the arrival of their new assistant manager.

Example has been accused, by many, of blocking fans on Twitter, so we call him to face the music. Plus, our Ask Me Anything caller dispels a myth about jellyfish and … Are actors actually cheating on their partners when they do love scenes?

It’s an Aussie special in Where Do You Think They Were as Brad listens to a tale of love in the Outback. Also, another Whooo Game brings out an old classic chocolate bar, we open day 5 of the Whooovent Calendar and we catch up with Rob, our former Fresher of the Week, who got married twice!!

Tennis legend Andy has a superfan! Or does he? Hee hee. Also, we get a special message from Daddy Pig & Freya Ridings and hear of more celebs that have been blocking you and...Well, quite frankly, we don’t blame them.

More chocolate surprises in your advent calendars (ANOTHER ONE?) Celebs that have blocked you and you don’t know why and Scott reveals the next superstar to meet Superfan Steve, Oh and also makes a mess of introducing CamelPhat.

The Scott Mills Fake Boyfriend service has opened once again for listener Lianne, but will her brother be convinced? Also, many of you are having problems with your advent calendars and another Instagram stockpiler turn out to be a rat!!

Listener Simon hears the ins and out of how he was made from dad Tony and it’s CRINGE! Also, we have a member of the team that gathers photo content to trickle feed her Instagram (weird) and another listener believes Scott has been pilfering her Whooos.

Everybody’s favourite hard-man actor, Stephen Graham adds a menacing twist to your Christmas favourites – and the ladies seem to love it! Also, we speak to another legend – Pete Mills about parking spaces and fact check some of GC’s outrageous claims .

Gemma Collins is here to bring some light to Radio 1 and super fan Nicole from Pontypridd gets to speak to her. Also, Scott is a bit suspicious about what his boyfriend is asking for Christmas and Funny Business goes international.

Chris helps listener Liz by being a fake boyfriend and rescues an old lady and her cat along the way. Also Lewis Capaldi calls in and treats us to some new melodies and Ask Me Anything reveals a high flyer.

Listener Emma has to listen to an “in tents” story from her mum in Where Do You Think They Were, we have a few complaints about the show and suspect that Chris may really be a General.

Sam Fender is going on tour and desperately needs his voice to be in top form, bring on top vocal coach Mills. Also Scott & Chris try to think of alternatives for coffee enemas and get obsessed with a Tottenham fan.

Scott decides to go for a coffee for a Christmas outing and Chris is shocked to discover that they will NOT be drinking it! Also listener Liz needs a fake boyfriend, Kev has confession to make and Funny Business reveals a first class gardener.

Boxing legend Tyson gives an inspiring pep talk to a listener who’s not having the best time lately and Scott and Chris are trying to organise a Christmas outing involving some very strange beauty treatments. Oh, and you won’t believe what our Ask Me Anything caller has to do for a living!

Where Do You Think They Were reveals a classy story of Superyachts and Global Superstars. Also, we play another round of The Whoo Game and there’s a problem with our tune of the week.

Show favourite Lewis experiences the wetness in Innuendo Bingo, listener Lydia has an idea for a Christmas hit and it’s Wednesday people! Time to Bamboleo.

Masie is here to winterize some summer bangers, Chris claims to have proof on his theory that people may only be attracted to Scott because of his “celeb” status and Scott makes a faux pas that gets the Emos raging.

Are you cuter in winter... or a hairy mess? Plus, Scott & Chris try to help out another listener who’s boyfriend has appeared on another embarrassing reality TV show and Ask Me Anything reveals The Luckiest Man Ever (but why?)

Listener Will endures a tale of Tenerife from mum Jan, in Where Do You Think They Were? Also, Niall Horan is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Melissa has a murky TV past and Laura (not real name) learns the hard way about listening to Innuendo Bingo while at the dentist!

Footballing legend Crouchy is in the wet seat for some classic innuendos, listener Harriet gets to hear her boyfriend embarrass himself on an old TV show and an apology goes out to all of the unfortunately named people of the world.

Following listener Emily’s concern over her new husbands dark TV past, your stories come flooding in, from Dinner Dates (whoo) to Sing Date (bigger whoo). Also Funny Business and Bangers reveal two of the funniest names ever and Scott loses it.