The Schmear Podcast

We're officially halfway through the year (how did that happen?!), so we're catching you up on everything we've been up to—from our Denver trip and Alyssa's embarrassing airplane story to Fourth of July plans and what we're looking forward to this summer. We also play a chaotic round of Would You Rather , reminisce about why summer as a kid was unmatched, and share all our late...

Big personal growth this month: Aly survived a 3-day music festival. Bad news? A bird literally took possession of Hailey's front door and forced her into witness protection. We're unpacking BottleRock, kitten chaos, Demi Lovato, insane NBA fans, childhood status symbols, summer TV binges, and the cultural emergency that is Drake releasing THREE albums at once. Plus, is restarting Glee a s...

This week: I scream over a mystery animal on my car, realize it’s basically May already, and flex my proudest 2026 achievement....my grass. Then we spiral into iconic cheating scandals (because… what are these men doing?? YES we are talking about you Klay!!!), put celebs and trends ON TRIAL, and debate reboots, crying videos, podcasts, and biopics. Plus: what we’re watching, listening to, and obse...

This week on The Schmear , cousins Alyssa & Hailey reunite post-wedding (we love love!! 💍) and immediately dive into the real issues: why Easter food is actually foul, whether complaining ever gets you anywhere, and the shocking tale of a nail salon crush gone VERY wrong (@Hailey you good???) We’re talking calorie deficits (or lack thereof), and a Bagel Bite segment packed with hot takes that mig...

On this week’s episode of The Schmear , cousins Hailey and Alyssa say goodbye to February and spiral straight into hot-girl spring energy ☀️ We’re breaking down the couples fight that broke out at Hailey’s pickleball championship (unhinged), and asking the real question: if we woke up tomorrow with 10 million followers… how long until we’re canceled? Old tweets? Family drama? PR nightmares?? Be ho...

Florida reunions, fashion regrets, and pop culture chaos 🚨 This week on The Schmear , Alyssa and Hailey recap a mini Florida reunion for Lindsey’s bridal shower, unpack their worst outfit eras , and argue over what’s overrated vs. overhated (celebs, shows, trends...no one is safe). Plus: accidentally watching Skyscraper and witnessing history, spiraling over Traitors (#JusticeForLisaRinna), celeb...

On this future-forward episode of The Schmear , Hailey Wilson and Alyssa Burns spread the cream cheese on everything new, shiny, and slightly unhinged coming our way in 2026. We’re talking TV throwbacks rising from the ashes (yes, Scrubs is scrubbing back in and Malcolm in the Middle is very much having a middle-age moment), plus rumors of the Spice Girls spicing up Las Vegas with a possible Spher...

Did you miss us? Because we missed you.... 672 days later Alyssa and Hailey are filling YOU in on The Bilson Family LORE....We catch you up on all the things you've missed since Feb 2024. Between Dancing With The Stars, Wicked 2: For Good, and just good 'ole fashion memories with cousins, you are in for a treat with this reunion episode. Let's chive!

RIP Toby Keith :( you will be missed by the schmear gals! This week was an emotional roller coaster starting with Toby Keith passing and ending with Drake breaking the internet (if you know, you know). As Aly B & Hailey gear up for Superbowl this weekend, they quiz each other on superbowls of christmas past, place bets on Usher's half time show, and more. Let's CHIVE (into some buffalo chicken dip...

On this episode of The Schmear, Hailey and Aly B tell the papschmears about their wild weekends And of course, the co-hosts discuss their fav club bangers, staying in vs going out, the latest and greatest in pop-culture drama, and of course talk about their fav new song!!!! (Think U The Sh*t, U Ain't Even a FART) and last but not least, predict the ins and outs for all things trendy in 2034 ;) Let...

Yep...you read that right. PEDRO DRANK 23 SERVINGS OF HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM. He thought this "keto-hack" would enhance his coffee, but all it did was enhance his stomach cramps. On this episode of The Schmear the ladies discuss the heavy whipping cream debacle of 2024, songs that remind us of eachother, we play finish the lyric, and of course debrief on all things popculture (who is Pedro Pascal ru...

Guess who's back.....THE SCHMEAR BABY! This week, Alyssa and Hailey kick off 2024 just right, discussing their new years goals and resolutions, Hailey's hot new (rental) wheels #malibu, Aly B playing cupid, Miss Gypsy Rose Blanchard on The Viall Files, and so much more. Happy New Year PAPS ;)

On this episode of The Schmear Hailey and Alyssa talk through some of the hardest debates....Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story? Elf or The Grinch? We also take to the streets and make our listeners choose between these beloved movies for this weeks Bagel Bite. We also dive into all things pop culture like Drake and his new boo, Tate Mcrae and Nicki Minaj's new albums, and of course BIP break...

This week on The Schmear, we're coming in HOT. Hailey shares the story of her alleged bar fight and answers the question everyone's asking: did she spend the night in jail? Meanwhile, Aly B casually drops the fact that Will Ferrell showed up at her front door dressed as Buddy the Elf, because apparently that's just a normal thing that happens now. The cousins also cast their future 204...

We would each give our big toe if that meant we could eat at Chili's for every meal...What is your guilty pleasure restaurant chain? What chains do you absolutely LOATHE? On this episode of The Schmear, I'm not sure if these ladies are hungry or just really passionate about food, but they take you on a ride...Also, lots to unpack, Mark Cuban leaving Shark Tank, Spotify dropping everyones 2023 Wrap...

It's The Schmear's first birthday and the girls are celebrating the only way they know how—by getting together in person and immediately spiraling. Aly B and Hailey catch up on Dancing with the Stars , Hallmark Christmas movie season, and the shocking celebrity update nobody saw coming. One year down, forever to go. Let's chive.

It's a beautiful day to save lives....and listen to the season premier of The Schmear ;) A LOT has happened since we chived with y'all last...Aly B got married, Hailey moved, and Montezuma got his revenge....if you know, you know. Catch up with the ladies of The Schmear as they discuss all things Thanksgiving, Inside Out 2, Kylie Jenner + Willy Wonka, and MORE!

Anyone else SPOOKED by world history? And by that we mean, genuinely scared to answer any type of trivia revolving around history....Civil War, Great Depression, or even The Wall Street Crash on 1929 - don't come to us to help you pass history class! We are embarrassed to admit in this episode, we are NOT history buffs, but we are POP CULTURE STANS. This week on The Schmear after taking a look at...

New music fest, say whaaaaat? This week on The Schmear the ladies draft their headliners for Bilsonchella, featuring Drake, Dua Lipa, Billie Elish, The Weeknd, and Bieber??? Sounds like an ideal lineup. Also, lots of updates for the gals - bridal showers, fat juicy rats, wheelin' and dealin on Facebook Marketplace, and more. Let's chive!

ABC shows are allllll back in full swing this week - DWTS, Bachelor in Paradise, and Golden Bachelor and so is a new episode of The Schmear ;) This week the ladies of The Schmear take a trip to Shrek's Swamp and record FUN filled episode. They discuss #Tavis <3 (Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce), Doja Cat's new album - Scarlet, HBO's newest show Naked Attraction, and more. Let's chive!

It's leviOsa, not levioSA! And if you didn't know that you're a muggle! On this episode of The Schmear Aly B and Hailey settle the age old debate - Harry Potter or Twilight. They also play a fun music name game that you won't want to miss ;) Last but not least, the ladies dive into all things Bachelor (In Paradise & Golden), Dancing with the Stars, and more. Let's chive!

Fall is in the air! Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Sweaters, and Football sounds like our ideal Sunday (and Harry Jowsey agrees). On this episode of The Schmear, the ladies return from their fall break and discuss what they've been up to. From the Drake concert, to Boston, the Jonas Brothers, and a bear on the loose, Aly B and Hailey unpack it all. Can't wait for y'all to listen ;) Let's chive!

Guys and gals hold onto your bootstraps! We have two VERY special guests this episode, Aly B's fiance Pedro and his bff Dax, and boy are you in for a treat during these next 48 minutes. The ladies of The Schmear test the guys knowledge on pop culture trends from the 2010s, do a Drake rank, and discuss their fav memories from college. On top of that, they dive into all things TEA - Hannah Brown get...

Yeah, you read that right! The summer WE turned pretty was probably 2009, when we released our first YouTube video on our We Love Bagels channel. This week the ladies of The Schmear are back and better than ever. Aly B and Hailey do the ultimate draft - bagels and schmear. They also took to the streets and played a game of this or that (Harry’s House vs Midnights, Views vs Blonde, Lemonade vs To P...

First things first: Wayne Brady is innocent. We are not starting any conspiracies about Wayne Brady. In fact, we love Wayne Brady and would gladly rub his bald head for good luck. This week on The Schmear, Aly B and Hailey tumble headfirst down the internet's weirdest rabbit holes as they unpack some of the most famous conspiracy theories of all time. We're talking the Mandela Effect, susp...