The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast , where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare , refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute...

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast , where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare , refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (...

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Say What! Podcast with Big Pappa J, The Notorious FA-TT, Dirty Boy & Lady P. This half of the show dives headfirst into childhood nostalgia as we discuss the treasures (and questionable items) that once lived on our bedroom shelves. From forgotten collectibles to stories that should probably have stayed buried, things quickly descend into the usual chaos. We also...

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast , joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P. As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you...

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast ! Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense. This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream...

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast ! Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense. This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream...

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With… Stick your headphones on, sit back, relax, and join us for a wonderfully questionable day out with none other than Bungle . So what does Bungle get up to when he’s not hanging around with Rod, Jane and Freddy or getting his split ends sorted? Simple — he fancies a booze cruise to Calais . Things are going surprisingly well… until we decide to cover him...

Hello and welcome back to Part 2 of the Cock Pageant 2026 episode. This half features this year’s unforgettable entries, as we finally crown the worthy winner of 2026. To round off the night, we head into a Star Wars–themed nightclub, where things unfold exactly as you’d expect… and then somehow get worse. It’s rude, it’s funny, but mostly it’s completely moronic. If you’re the kind of person who...

Hello and welcome back to Part 2 of the Cock Pageant 2026 episode. This half features this year’s unforgettable entries, as we finally crown the worthy winner of 2026. To round off the night, we head into a Star Wars–themed nightclub, where things unfold exactly as you’d expect… and then somehow get worse. It’s rude, it’s funny, but mostly it’s completely moronic. If you’re the kind of person who...

Hello and welcome to a very special edition of the Say What! Podcast, featuring the prestigious 2026 Cock Pageant Awards — joined by returning guest and man of the moment, Big Nose Neil. As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, tackling the real issues — like the best foods for warming your hands and just how long the human body can survive on urine alone. Educational… in our own way...

Hello and welcome to a very special edition of the Say What! Podcast, featuring the prestigious 2026 Cock Pageant Awards — joined by returning guest and man of the moment, Big Nose Neil. As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, tackling the real issues — like the best foods for warming your hands and just how long the human body can survive on urine alone. Educational… in our own way...

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway. This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will. On Thoughts of the Week , we take an intimate look...

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway. This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will. On Thoughts of the Week , we take an intimate look...

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air. We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfit We then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature...

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air. We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfit We then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to...

Welcome back to another episode of A Day Out With… featuring Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. Just when you thought this podcast couldn’t possibly sink any lower… we somehow manage to prove you wrong. On this episode we take out everyone’s favourite gluttonous green ghost from the Ghostbusters universe — Slimer (yes, the one from Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 , we did our research). Safely t...

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast , hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT. Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing soun...

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast , hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT. Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing soun...

Welcome back to another beautifully questionable instalment of A Day Out With… This week, we have the absolute honour of taking out an 80s icon — the one, the only… Gizmo. We treat the little legend to a wholesome day at Lakeside Shopping Centre, where we have breakfast, a fresh trim at Toni & Guy , and even a fitting for a made-to-measure tiny Rolex. Because if you’re an 80s superstar, you de...

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever concoction of stimulates they can get their hands onto. On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes. Things then get serious as the moaning begins as...

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever stimulates we they get their hands. On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes. Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things t...

Welcome to A Day Out With — a short-form spin-off from the Say What Podcast , hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT . In this episode, we take Mr Blobby out for what can only be described as the day of his life… and, unfortunately, his last. From a civilised breakfast to a completely unnecessary trip to Alaska’s only strip club and super casino ' Cold Flaps' things escalate fast. Spirits a...

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down. As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week , covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and th...

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang! (Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.) As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers...

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang! (Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.) As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers...