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Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast , hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers. We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 ti...

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down. As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week , covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and th...

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast . You’re welcome and also… sorry. We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into...

Welcome to the One Five Club — 15 minutes of pure chaos from the two greatest podcasters currently walking this earth… its also very slurry so you might need a translator. In this episode, we treat world snooker champion Dennis Taylor to the kind of classy day out only we could provide — a whirlwind trip to Marbella (because of course it’s Marbella, where else do we take our celebs?). Things take...

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast , where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste. This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode,...

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast , where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste. This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode,...

Welcome to the One Five Club, basically 15 minutes of the best two podcasters currently alive - at their lowest point of the evening.. On this episode we take out the greatest 'Little Person' of all time - Dungeon Master. We always take our celebrities for a fancy day out and where better than Marbella. We discuss what he would where, get his hair braided, take him to a casino and ultimately how w...

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT. In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bom...

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT. In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bom...

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢 This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week , where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtra...

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢 This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week , where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtra...

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast , hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe . Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade. Meanwhile, we ask the big questions i...

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast , hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe . Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade. Meanwhile, we ask the big questions i...

Hungry for love? Hungry for laughs? Or just hungry for the two sexiest podcasters in South Essex? Then this episode of the Say What! Podcast is your all-you-can-eat buffet of filth, food and foolishness. Tonight’s menu includes our guest of honour — DJ Allegro ( Lady P) — who reveals her ultimate chocolate bar, takes a special little fella out for fish & chips, and somehow ends up getting munc...

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll neve...

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll neve...

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT. As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️. If anyone is into soup then you’re in luc...

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT. As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️. If anyone is into soup then you’re in luc...

Hello and welcome to another 15 minute episode of the ‘OneFive’ Club.  If you’re having a bad day ( or think you might) then maybetake your mind off it and take a listen to this masterpiece.  In this episode we take Ian Beale for a day out, and if you’velistened before  - you will know thatnever ends well.  Please enjoy, however if you are easily offended then maybe give it a miss, or listen and t...

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered. They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie a...

( another issue with the video quality , apologies) Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered. They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets t...

The boys are reminiscing about old school days so who better to join them than the poorest child ever to grow up in Tilbury, Lady P, or as the male teachers nicknamed her “Big Tits Hurdler” we discuss school lunches and unsurprisingly find out who got free dinners, there's a haunting story about an orange curd sandwich and we discuss school trends or lack of them 🤦‍♂️. Things get sexy with a piec...

( please note, this video cuts out halfway through, due mostly to drunken usage of cameras, for the full episode you can listen to the audio version) Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT. This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food...

Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT. This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants...

Hey Guys So this is part 2 , similar to part 1 of course - just more shit Its a mess, but its 'our mess' - please enjoy.... Love and Respect BPJ & N-FATT