The Rolled Standard

While Martha, Pickle, and Itsam are still making their way down the mountain, another strange and familiar crew traverses back down into the tunnels below the tower in an attempt to discover their purpose. Marcus finds his brothers, Corduroy fingers many things, and Noice is just a normal guy, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/theroll...

We all sit down once again to put another review in the bag. This time, it’s Kids on Bikes, but that's not all. This week, we also quickly recall our work this year and discuss many of the things we are planning to do in the coming months. Thanks once again for being a part of the journey. We hope you've not only enjoyed it so far, but you keep coming back for more. Happy New Year, everyone, and D...

After their trip to Faerie, our little team, with the help of a few elite soldiers, try and track down the goat that is spreading the goatman virus. Eventually making their way to the silver mine Kalen's father worked at, they get more than they bargained for. Huey plays with Christmas lights, Jon grinds some gears, and James is forced into retirement this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out ou...

In an attempt to get some answers, The D.P.I.C boys (and Huey) head to Faerie on a tip from Dr. Masters. None of the crew were prepared for what awaited them on the other side. All we can hope is that they're taking a step in the right direction. Jon drinks a scotch, James gets punked, and Huey meets an assassin, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https...

After bringing Director Smith up to speed, our strange new team decides to split up to cover more ground. With the clock ticking down, Jon goes to check in with Dr. Masters while James and Huey visit the parents of the missing boys. James drives a tow truck, Huey vomits, and Jon "changes his mind", this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/th...

Another year, and we're all back here. Come join Jon with some of his new and old friends as the Yule story continues. This time right back in our familiar little town of White Hills, Arizona where two teenagers are kidnapped just before Christmas and it's up to our boys to find out what happened, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/the...

The tribe needs volunteers to take a trip down the mountain to beseech the manimal king to help with the Aether Squid problem. The team is assembled and given their task, how far will they get? Well, I guess you'll just have to listen and find out. Pickle speaks with a robot, Martha isn't a fern, and Itsam won't stop crying, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatn...

With six survivors returning from their impromptu mission underground, the next step must be taken before they can become true Seekers of the tribe and finally find their voices. It's time to see what insane zigs the Metagenesis will make the new crew zag before the day is through, this time on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard&n...

Having been sent on a quest to make themselves heard, our eleven pals travel underground to reconnect power to the tower in the middle of their village. Who will pass the trial and who will not? Let's find out, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/thero...

Today we take some time to start playing Mutant Crawl Classics FINALLY. This episode is all about the randomized character creation for our twelve(-ish) level zero characters before we send them on a journey to find their voices. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/therolledstandard Th...

On a trip to their first well-paying gig, little-known band Mothman's Cock breaks down only a few hours outside their destination of The Haven, a dive bar in White Hills Arizona. Luckily, their "roadie" Paul knows of a place just up the road where they can get the parts for their van. If only it were so simple. Join The Rolled Standard and our special guest Jared Kimbrell as we play his game, The...

Returning to Dr. Harper and his crew, we find the team face-to-face with a strange and dangerous entity. Not everyone makes it out unscathed and stress is at an all time high. Dr. Harper talks to plants, Max lights them up. and eTHAN loses control, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it o...

Finally on their way, the posse makes a stop to utilize a few outhouses. After the chaos that ensues from a bathroom break, the boys head to the closest town where things only get worse...or better? You know what? Find out for yourself, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: htt...

Moseying on into our Two-Year Two Shot, our odd and unfortunate little crew finds themselves in one bad situation after another. Starting at the end of their ropes, our three new scum try their best to survive west of nowhere, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.p...

Well, here we are, at the end of the road for the Cold and Deathless crew. If you stuck with us this long or just now showed up, we thank you for being here. In this episode, like the reviews that came before it, we look back at our wild adventure. This one, unlike the rest though, holds a really special place in our hearts.  We hope you enjoy this week's episode of The Rolled Standard and Do...

After Mel's devastating attack, the remaining "Mörk Boys" attempt to finish their mission. Deuce gets a promotion, Rumba's sun sets, and Arthur relocates, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/therolledstandard The Rolled Standard is: Jake Vaughn as Arth...

Into the mountains of Bergen Chrypt they go, with everything and everyone they could scrape together. The Mörk Boys take the first steps on what could be their last journey, and I'm sure you won't be surprised to see at least one familiar face at the end of the road. Rumba bleeds, Deuce can't stop himself, and Arthur puts it all on the line, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various...

After meeting their new friends and getting a little bit of both rest and exposition, Deuce has an encounter of his own. The Mörk Boys put together a few pieces and seem to have put at least one solid plan into action as they draw ever closer to their end goal. Rumba does some heavy thinking, Arthur "faces" the facts, and Deuce overcomes the odds, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our va...

Finally out of Nowhere and back on the road, the Mörk Boys find themselves in a mercifully warmer but unfortunately mucky bog. Not long after arriving, they find themselves fending off a few strange bog creatures. Only minutes later, Rumba and Deuce are split from the party. Alone in the dark, Rumba faces a formable foe. Deuce finds a new grudge, Arthur hangs out, and Rumba fights for his life, th...

Coming back from the Mörk Break, the boys find themselves back in Nowhere after their narrow escape from Karven and his crew's ambush. They realize quickly that they need some help, and realize even faster that they have very few friends to ask for it. Rumba talks to Paul, Arthur talks to Zach, and Deuce stares at Tethyk, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot...

We meet a new crew this week as we find out what happens when AI goes rogue. Will these new friends have enough knowledge to stop what is coming or are they just delaying the inevitable? Dr. Zanz sends a message, Zak changes his name, and NP5-J0 changes his mind, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patr...

AHOY! It's our 100th episode! This time, we dive into the deep with a special one-shot of Pirate Borg! Join our small crew as they sail through deadly waters, find new friends and foes, and generally just be bastards! On a trip to find and claim the mythical treasure of the notorious pirate lord White Marge, will they sink or swim? Hop aboard and find out, this week on The Rolled Standard! Check o...

In this earthen departure, for episode 99, we follow the team of Dr. Feivel Harper to the moon of Saturn on a simple mission of cabbage cultivation. Unfortunately, things don't go quite as planned and only worsen after their arrival. Harper stays high, Max starts to crack, and eTHAN cowboys up, on this episode of The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/...

Back in the cold, straight out of Nowhere, the Mörk Boys follow their guide first through a snowy pack attack then into a cave to find shelter. What happens next is probably obvious to everyone but the Mörk Boys themselves. It's time for our crew to pay not only for their transgressions but those of the ones who came before them. Deuce pays some respects, Rumba gets held back, and Arthur meets his...

With Karen and Soup on their way home, the remaining Mörk Boys try sorting out a new plan. It's not long before their apparent new third is stumbled upon in Pelgrane's space, pumping up. With a few things wrapped up in Nowhere, the team sets back out into the cold on what might be their last mission. Rumba meets a bright baby, Soup says farewell, Arthur is split on what to do, and our new friend i...