The Rolled Standard

Finally out of the cold of the mountains, the Mörk Boys take a well-needed rest. With their tenuous ally, to some old and to some new, they start to put together their next plan. Rumba sees a familiar face, Arthur "consumes" some "cabbage", and Soup spends some quality time with Karen, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstanda...

It's finally time to put this Furnace Mizer business to rest and it goes a little bit unexpectedly. Pelgrane goes missing, temporarily, and a new adversary is discovered before the Mörk Boys travel back to a place they haven't been in a long, long while...or have never been to at all. Arthur finishes the job, Soup pulls the sword, and Rumba gets a butt dial, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check...

The (mostly) new Mörk Boys head up the mountain on the last leg of their journey to what they hope to be The Furnace Mizer. Only part of the way up the mountain do they notice that a mysterious figure is quickly gaining on them, eventually tentatively joining them on their mission into the strange buried chapel that holds their quarry. Arthur sees an old friend, Rumba has a rope, and Soup found a...

Climbing the mountain to the Furnace Mizer has started to take its toll on the party, but it's not over. "Heading" back into the Dome-icile, our Mörk Boys run into a familiar issue and come to a terrible conclusion. Hopefully, they can make it worth the price. Soup eats a friend, Kurl pushes the timetable, and Rumba makes a choice, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials an...

The nightmare of the previous few days behind them and their true destination just up the mountain ahead of them, the Mörk Boys press on. After a slippery situation on the mountainside, a new curiosity is uncovered, but once the boys step in, it's only downhill from there. Soup has a self-image crisis, Kurl can't help himself, and Mel gets torched, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our v...

Soooo...that last episode was pretty crazy, right? Today is a whole different can of worms, friends. This time, our ol' Borg Boys' lives go completely off the rails. Kurl "takes the lead", Soup finally gets some flesh, and Mel...well Mel just gets boned, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Chec...

After a partially expected encounter in town, the Mörk Boys head back out on their journey, inching ever closer to their goal. With the weather turning on them, they look for any kind of shelter from the blistering cold with terrible consequences. Soup finds a little heart, Kurl hugs a lady, and Mel gets too close for comfort, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and wha...

Delving into the underground that once held ghosts and now somewhere holds Kurl's body, Soup and Mel split up for the search, managing, as always, to run into a few oddities along the way. Soup sets many small fires, Mel meets a charming new friend, and Kurl is totally there too, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard&nbs...

We jump right back into the action as the Mörk Boys go head to head with their new, enormous foe. After a clutch move by Soup and an epic fight transition, the crew comes across a more interesting house than they expected while following a couple of familiar faces. Soup starts a fire, Mel visits family, and Kurl missteps this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot a...

Kurl is back and the boys are back on the move. On their way to another pitstop, in search of the Furnace Mizer, the Mörk Boys run into an old enemy in an interesting state. Only the strange encounters to follow could possibly make the day more bizarre. Soup helps let out some goo, Mel kicks far too much, and Kurl drinks a horrible liquid, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various so...

Whether or not it's a little short, the Mörk Boys manage to put their signature spin on another episode of their adventures in The Dying World. After two thirds of the boys unfortunately failing their last escape, they spend the next day struggling further north to their destination, fighting each other more than the cold. Soup eats some suspicious meat, Mel quickly loses some weight, and Kurl mak...

Coming off of their coldest encounter yet with the memory of a wish in their heads, the Mörk Boys find themselves right in the middle of Spokane. Looking like there's been trouble around recently, a heavy pile of silver inspires the lads to give the town a helping hand. What they encounter proves not only to be enormous and unexpected, but deadly. Kurl brings a bad omen, Soup slips free, and Mel g...

After an odd and unforgettable encounter with a mech(?) and its overly enthusiastic pilots, the Mörk Boys take shelter in the now-abandoned city hall. Not too long into their stay, they have another encounter, their fire attracts a devilishly handsome man with a peculiar trait and some interesting information. Waking in the early hours of the next morning to an earth-shaking occurrence, the crew f...

Continuing their way through the tower and, ultimately, their journey to the Furnace Mizer, the Mörk Boys ruin another hellish creature's day, collapse a building, meet some wildlife, head into a strange town, and walk away from a bizarre encounter. Sometimes a story just writes itself. Kurl regains some senses, Mel mentors on returning to life, and Soup commits a B&E (and a murder), this week...

The Mörk Boys return to Nowhere and forget that Kurl was (mostly) whole again. They get a little stir-crazy milling about the tower, so it's lucky Tethyk has someone for the boys to deal with; and a possible way to get Kurl's sight back. So off they go, back into the cold, dying world, to kill the Furnace Mizer, taking the life of another along the way. Soup becomes the soup, Mel is underdressed,...

Divulging a little too much information about the "Deadn't" condition to their new friends and taking liberties with their loot, Mel and Kurl get the gang into a fight just before running into another familiar face. Mel touches a man, Soup splits for a second, and Kurl takes a look for his bright lord, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.e...

The Mork Boys are back to life! Errrr...to undeath, anyway, with new friends and old, after some harrowing acrobatics and nothing less than a clutch save by the big mama herself, Karen. The whole crew seems to reach their stride...until they don't. Mel climbs a rope well, Kurl goes for the save, Soup gets boned, and Karen picks up the slack, this time on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various...

After last week's potentially deadly cliffhanger, we find out if the Mörk Boys' time in the Vaults of Torment finally comes to an end or if they find a way to best the Avatar of a God! Kurl leads the charge, Mel talks his way through, and Dennis rushes in, on this episode of The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We now have a P...

After watching Dennis walk face first into what could have easily been his death at the end of our last outing, you'd think our Mörk Boys would be a little more careful wandering about the dying world...well, you'd be wrong. We continue our story through a few more floors, watching the lads inch ever closer to their goal. Mel gives Dennis the business, Dennis gives himself a hand, and Kurl finds a...

With a new friend in tow, the Mörk Boys keep descending through the madness. Chock-full of underground lakes, subterranean villages, and no shortage of combat, things start to get hairy in the deep down dank deep down. Mel falls in the water, Dennis regrets feeling up a clay pot, and Kurl handles everything else, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https...

Our "new" trio finally sets off again after staying (probably) longer than their welcome inside the strangely located little shop. After a small stop at the library, they start making some actual progress on their journey to find, not only the Dust Angel, but apparently now a Bright Lord? Kurl sells an arm, Dennis takes a few too many lefts, and Mel drinks some mushroom piss, this week on The Roll...

Flushed deeper into the depths of the prison, the lads find themselves in the middle of more trouble than they thought they could handle. And also a quaint little shop? Dennis searches for himself, Mel can't save face, and Arthur stays perfectly still, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We now have a Patreon. Ch...

The boys failed their last mission and with a few days' rest, the next one seem a little more serious. Breaking INTO prison! What they'll encounter there is horrible beyond what even I know. So why would they do this? To kill a f**king Dust Angel of course! Mel hatches a plan, Dennis gets woozy, and Arthur gets horny...you'll get it. This week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials...

With their first official Oracle mission behind them, the Deathless Scvm get thrown directly into their next super-serious death-defying adventure...The Clam Dash! With an audience with Lady Anthelia and a literal bucket-load of silver on the line, the boys head into the icy caves ready for some clam. Arthur takes the lead, Melville tells a story, and Dennis makes some money, this time on The Roll...

Let me warn you here and now, friends...If you know our struggles so far, it's only getting weirder today. It's the end of the tower, and all the wild and miserable creatures it holds. The title's got you curious now, huh? Melville tries to catch a pig, Dennis gets to snuggle, and Arthur's pants start to glow, on this episode of The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: ht...