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As we finally wrap up this mutated post-apocalyptic journey, we have no shortage of surprises for both you and us. Will they find The Archivist? What about the Aether Squid? How is Beanwater still kickin’? All good questions with a few good answers. Pickle takes a knee, Martha gets a bungalow, and Corduroy does everything else on this week's episode of The Rolled Standard. Check out our variou...

Now seemingly down to half of their team, Martha and Pickle make it to the bottom of the cliff to find Corduroy smashed under a boulder. They prepare to leave across the plains with a long journey ahead of them. We'd love to tell you more, but that would spoil the whole wild ride, this week on The Rolled Standard.   Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree .  We have a Patreon...

Finally on their way to track down the mysterious Archivist, Pickle, Corduroy, and Martha head south through the jungle with their Constable companion. With only a heading, they are lucky to stumble upon confirmation that they are on the right path before a panicked moment sends everyone over the edge. Martha hides, Pickle climbs, and Corduroy stands his ground…for the most part, this week on The...

Finally finding ourselves squarely back into the world of plant people with butterfly wings and mutants with... whatever that leg is, our Seekers finally reaches the Chosen Zuu kingdom of Cortexin. With the requested doctor nowhere to be found, our three friends have to try and strike a new deal with the legendary King Kabayo. Pickle goes unrecognized, Corduroy speaks for everyone, and Martha...we...

In our return to MCC (no, not that MCC), our surviving crews try their best to pick up the pieces of their respective encounters. With help on the way (hopefully), Dr. Harper and Max Powers head out to find the source of a ping they are tracking from a black site near a supply depot north of them and find more than they asked for, this week on The Rolled Standard.  Check out our various socials an...

It's all over, especially for Oz and Copper, but also for our time with Viking Death Squad. Here's our take on the five episodes we spent on Urth (with a U) with our Viking boys, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/therolledstandard The Rolled Stand...

With Paul finally in their grasp, our team sets out to… toooo..... you know what? Just give it a listen, you'll understand why it's hard to explain, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/therolledstandard The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Bar...

This week we follow one man… a man on a mission to save the last of his kind. After everything that has happened, after everyone he's lost… can he reclaim them and someday travel back to the past? Maybe even with the help of Lucifer? It's almost time to find out. Oz was a corpse, Copper soon became a corpse, and Barry was the perfect weapon until he became the target, this week on The Roll...

Now that they've finally found Frank, he can lead them straight to Paul and his shit-heel abductor...right? Well, you'll just have to listen and see. Oz pleads for secrecy, Barry takes flight, and Copper makes an unforgettable getaway, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: h...

After finding Frank McFarland, the Immortals finally follow the law and head down a previously untraveled path. Unfortunately for our boys, it doesn't bring them where they want to go. Copper goes in first, Barry blows up, and Oz gets a second chance at life, this week on The Rolled Standard.  Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon....

In our first venture into Viking Death Squad, our Immortal boys go searching for the human members of their crew, leading them into an ancient, abandoned mine. As the title suggests, it's a sticky situation. Copper gets bored, Barry gets wrapped up, and Osmund uses his head, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We...

The brother-husbands find themselves in pitch blackness, deep under Göthewig. After finally reaching light again, they are met with both familiar faces and frightening foes. It's anyone's guess who will make it out alive. The Squinch puts on the mask, Risten draws down the doom, Torvul stands to the side, and Moll makes an appearance, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various...

After finding another part of the family in a boat, the brother-husbands continue their journey through the weird and wild caves underneath Göthewig, always pushing forward in an attempt to find their loving wife. Jim gets fired, Risten sticks their rod in some ooze, Torvul takes his time, and Daeru has a major misstep, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at...

The boys bed down on the bridge after running into their brother-husband-brother Jim. Everything after that has far fewer ‘b's’ in it, but it's still a wild ride. Jim spends the night with his brother, Jerry takes flight once more, Torvul takes a weird ride, Daeru forgets who had the cakes, and Rugose breaks, this week on The Rolled Standard.  Check out our various socials and whatnot at:...

From bath house to bridge, the brother-husbands find themselves in one bad situation after another with no shared wife in sight. Jerry feeds a street tough, Torvul loses a friend, Blake the Sniggity Snake starts hallucinating, and Deiru can't spare the dying, this week on The Rolled Standard.  Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon....

Our brother-husbands barely make it out of the manor they previously found themselves in after a mundane encounter with its, now retired, butler. Decisons we're made, and we're not going to talk about them. Jerry trips the butler, Daeru opens the door, Torvul takes the gem, and Palmer pays the price, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/...

We're back in the Dying World and we have a new set of Mörk Boys on an adventure to find their wife that they all share as brother-husbands. Torvul sends in Skimpler, Daeru flashes a room full of people, Jerry feeds some dogs, and Palmer slaps the shit out of everything, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We hav...

In our final installment of Pieces of Eden, our beaten and battered Meatsacks finally make it to Elysium to confront Mother and save Eden. We'll let you decide if they succeeded. King Mutt, Rat Duke, Mayor King, and Lord Wolf all make it to Elysium, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it...

In this heavily extended episode, our intrepid meatsacks stumble their way into both Joytown and The Undercity in their search for the last two fingers. I'm sure you know very well that chaos ensues, for The Wen just isn't ready for this insane quartet and in this episode, they're going to prove it. King Mutt runs into a colleague, Mayor King gives the finger to a sad boy, Lord Wolf drinks a steri...

After a deadly fight in a back alley of The Bureau, the Meatsacks set their sights on Bonerland. Without a heading, they make their way to Substance, a popular nightclub in the city where they might get information about the next finger. From there, it's a wild series of unfortunate events in the most pleasurable part of the Wen. Lord Wolf dances it out, Rat Duke misreads a situation, and The King...

Off in King Mutt's neck of the Wen, The Bureau, our meatsacks get dressed for the occasion before splitting up to find what they are looking for. It isn't long before they find it, but what will they lose just for someone to give them the finger? Rat Duke starts slipping, Lord Wolf leads the chase, Mayor King makes a split decision, and King Mutt gives them a hand, this week on The Rolled Standard...

Now that our meat punks have their first piece of the puzzle, they head to Mayor King’s “actual” neck of the Wen, The Black Lodge, to continue their search. Here the boys finally gear up, go ham, and gank the goods. King Mutt goes John Wick, Lord Wolf grabs grenades, Mayor King fails to save face, and Rat Duke finds the Good Word, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and...

Here we are, The Wen. A dystopian, meatpunk city filled with people struggling to make it through each day. From The Undercity to the Bureau, Joytown to The Meatworks, to The Black Lodge and Bonerland in-between. Its a tough place to survive, but with the raging fires outside the city walls, it’s the only place you can. Save for Elysium, an untouchable paradise hoisted above the squalor that is th...

After getting the whole gang back together, a new team is formed to take a trip back into the mountain and investigate the strange door once more. Corduroy keeps fingering, Martha spins the ball, and Pickle translates, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at: https://linktr.ee/therolledstandard  We have a Patreon. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/th...

With Marcus down and potentially dead, Corduroy pulls the trigger in a desperate attempt to save his life. The adventure through the underground tunnel system takes a significant toll on the boys before they inevitably have to decide if they wish to proceed or turn back. Noice is brought to the brink, Corduroy keeps blastin’, and Marcus gets bigger? This week, on The Rolled Standard. Check out our...