The Retro Craptacular

We return to review a film that almost seems like it was made specifically to be reviewed by this podcast. A brightly coloured animated musical film... about sperm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Crapmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Freddy, It's Jason, they fight, what more do you want? Also, we talk about Ahsoka until 47:00 linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This month we take a look at Tom Hanks' debut acting role in the made-for-TV movie, Mazes & Monsters. This episode was recorded about 6 weeks prior to release but was delayed due to technical issues, so some of the "current events" we discuss will be outdated at the time of release. https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Since it's our 69th (nice) episode we figured we should watch something sexy (?). We watched Species. Were we aroused? Listen to find out. linktr.ee/retrocrappod  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're Back! Toe celebrate our long-awaited return we decided that watching a Sci-Fi Original Movie would be a good idea. Was it? linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Any property worth its salt deserves a good old-fashioned Christmas Special! And what better way to sell toys than to mash up 2 of the best cartoon shows based on toy lines of the 80s? We talk about Andor and stuff a bunch at the beginning. Review starts at 42:00 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's part 2 of our exploration of The Exorcist prequel films. This time we look at the original version directed by Paul Schrader. Is it any better than Renny Harlin's re-shot prequel? There's only one way to find out. Well, I guess there are two ways. You could watch them and decide for yourself, or you could just listen to us talk about them so you don't have to. You should probably do that. htt...

For some reason we thought it would be a good idea to watch both versions of the Exorcist prequel, starting with Renny Harlin's reshot version, Exorcist: The Beginning! Next episode we will tackle the original version, Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist. Is this a terrible idea? Probably! https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Since Buzz is back on the big screen we thought it would be fun to look back on his long-forgotten small screen debut! Buzz Lightyear of Star Command is the original origin story for the Space Ranger that Disney seems intent on forgetting. Does it hold up? Or does it suck to infinity and beyond? https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Stranger Things 4 and Kenobi Spoilers 6:57 - 26:00 Extended Stranger Thi...

Runaway Train is proof that if you throw enough crap at the wall, eventually something will stick.  Also Reviews for Moon Knight and Doctor Strange 2: The Traffic Lights are Backwards!! Skip to 41:00 for the Runaway Train segment. linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first episode of our CANNON FODDER miniseries is here! In this series we take a look at the movies made by Cannon Films, starting with Chuck Norris' Cannon debut, Missing in Action! The Batman Spoilers at 14:50 - 26:55 linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate International Women's Day in the worst way possible, and for that, we are truly sorry. This is a new low. https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Since it's the most romantic time of year we thought we should look at a film that captures one of the most romantic concepts of all: REVENGE! Valentine is a fun, holiday-themed slasher movie from the early 2000s by the director of Urban Legend. https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's a thing that absolutely should never have been made but we are so glad it was! Super Mario Bros. is an utterly baffling film that makes zero sense but also makes for an entertaining time... kinda...   Spider-Man No Way Home & Hawkeye SPOILERS @ 2:20 - 24:40   linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the worst Christmas Movie   linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Man vs. Alien Cyborg in this low budget sci-fi action romp from 1989! Spoilers for The Eternals and Dune from 5:50 - 33:56   linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Halloween 2, John Carpenter wanted to try and make Halloween an anthology franchise with each film telling a different story set on Halloween night. Halloween III Season of the Witch is what resulted. Did it work? Well, Halloween 4 is called The Return of Michael Myers, so... Spoilers for Midnight Mass from 1:17 - 12:46  This episode is brought to you by Beneath the Bog in the Black Forest b...

In the post-apocalyptic wasteland, a cynical drifter agrees to help a small, water-rich community escape a horde of bandits. That was the description for Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior with two words changed to make it applicable to 1987's STEEL DAWN starring patron saint of the podcast Patrick "Dalton" Swayze.   Review starts at 28:40  linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

In honour of Friday the 13th we wrap up the Super Spooky Summer by taking a look at Jason Voorhees' final (not so final) outing in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday! This episode is brought to you by SANDCASTLES & SHORELINES - a RiKai Zine: https://twitter.com/rikaizine   ✨PRE-ORDERS OPEN NOW✨   https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Also check out: Super Spooky Summer artwork by Tanisha: https://w...

What happens when you try and sequelize an all-time classic? It's not what you'd expect... We talk about Psycho II for this episode in our Super Spooky Summer!   linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Tanisha's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/tanisha.tamara/   Red Cross: https://tinyurl.com/2jkvwdpa     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dead are back and there's gonna be trouble! Hey-la, day-la  the dead are back! We kick off the Super Spooky Summer with a look at the dullest entry into one of the dumbest franchises in existence.   linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aussie schlock with a Killer Croc! Do we need to say more?   linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our 50th episode! To celebrate 5 years of podcasting about the best, worst, and most craptacular pieces of cinema ever created, we decided to watch Mortal Kombat!! One of the worst movies with one of the best theme songs ever! Godzilla vs. Kong spoilers 14:07 - 19:56 Mortal Kombat review starts at 38:29   Check out our shit: linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Do you like Alien? Do you like Sean Connery? Then you'll love this forgotten 1981 sci-fi western starring the man himself. It's basically High Noon on one of the moons of Jupiter. https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.