The Retro Craptacular

A long time ago, in the far reaches of space, the forefathers of the Egyptians battle a race of alien robots for survival of all man kind while in search of a long lost planet called Earth. It's not unlike another space adventure property of the time but it's also very unlike it in a way, ya know? Anyways, it's not as good as the reboot series so... https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod     Hosted on Aca...

Death Race 2000 is a Roger Corman Cult Classic! Starring David Carradine and the Sylvester Stallone, it's a campy, stupid, hilarious movie!   https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Christmas, Ben Affleck isn't who he says he is, and he's in a whole lotta trouble. Ho. Hoho.   Jump to 37:45 to avoid Mandalorian spoilers and get straight into the movie discussion.   https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Check out Film for Thought: https://filmforthought.co.uk/   Aaron on Let's Watch That: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/reign-of-fire-w-aaron-dawson/id769047829?i=10004998944...

To celebrate the 66th anniversary of Godzilla and continue our retrospective of the year 2000, we take a look at the beginning of Toho's Millennium Era, Godzilla 2000!  https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you thought Gerard Butler was sexy in 300, just wait until you see him as Dracula 2000 in Dracula 2000; a movie that came out in the year 2000. Unless you live outside North America, in which case it's Dracula 2001. Either way, he's sexy and smouldering and he's fighting Christopher Plummer.   https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod     Kuri "An Empire" Music Video: https://youtu.be/WTeYLB7fECQ   Hosted...

Here's a movie about climbing K2 in the year 2K! Bad jokes aside, Vertical Limit is ultimately pretty fun and there's nothing Chris O'Donnell's bad wig can do to change that.   Movie talk starts at 36:18   https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heavy Metal 2000 is a sequel to the 1981 cult classic, Heavy Metal! It's not as good. Review starts at 12:12 https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Same Boat is a time travel assassination movie, filmed in secret on a cruise ship. It is available now on VOD. https://sameboatfilm.com/ https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The average episode of Xena or Hercules offers a more compelling and imaginative photoplay." - Scott Foundas, Variety (Dec. 8, 2000)   You're not wrong, Scott. This month we watched the hugely disappointing Dungeons & Dragons movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a Mars double feature! Every now and then, Hollywood has an idea so good they decide to give it to us twice! As we continue to look back at the year 2000, we explore the strange duology that is Mission to Mars & Red Planet!   https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is the year 3000. Man is an endangered species. Here it is! It's widely considered to be one of the worst movies ever made and we decided to watch it to see if it's truly as bad as the legends say.    Find us at https://linktr.ee/retrocrappod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We once again take a look back at the year 2000 with this John Woo directed sequel to Brian De Palma's reboot of a 1960s tv series. It's Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 2 - Mission Impossibler.   iTunes:  http://tinyurl.com/Rcpod Spotify:  https://tinyurl.com/y2tfjdwn   YouTube:  https://tinyurl.com/kjrrs6g   Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/retrocrappod Twitter:  https://twitter.com/retrocrapp...

Since the world is ending we figured it would be a good idea to list some of our favourite films to watch while in quarantine! We each count down our individual Top Ten Quarantine Movies lists! Plus, a special guest list from our good friend Joel from JoelWatchesMovies! Give the man a read! https://joelwatchesmovies.wordpress.com/     iTunes:  http://tinyurl.com/Rcpod Spotify:  https://tinyurl.com...

In honour of The Invisible Man making his way back to the big screen, we're talking Hollow Man from the year 2000! A weird, upsetting, and unusual dip in quality for a Paul Verhoeven joint, Hollow Man is definitely a strange one. But is it good?   Also, we talk about eating ass from 1:02:31 - 1:05:25 so if that's not your jam you can just skip on by. We won't be offended.   iTunes:  http://tinyurl...

We're doing something different with this one. We usually don't review new got a screener sent to us so we decided to watch it and review it. It was not a good experience. Reality Queen! is out now on VOD and in Select Theatres. About Reality Queen! This “documentary,” chronicled by renowned British journalist Diana Smelt-Marlin, follows the comeback attempt of world famous heiress slash celebrity...

Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft) You're damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man? (Shaft) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Shaft) Right on You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Shaft (Then we can dig it) He's a complicated man but no one...

Since December is all about Star Wars now, and we've already watched the only holiday themed piece of Star Wars media, we decided to take a look at the second made-for-TV movie in the Star Wars universe... Ewoks: The Battle for Endor!     iTunes:  http://tinyurl.com/Rcpod Spotify:  https://tinyurl.com/y2tfjdwn   YouTube:  https://tinyurl.com/kjrrs6g   Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/retrocrappod...

Doctor Who is machine gunned to death by a Chinese street gang.   Spoilers for The Mandalorian 3:12 - 17:24   iTunes:  http://tinyurl.com/Rcpod Spotify:  https://tinyurl.com/y2tfjdwn   YouTube:  https://tinyurl.com/kjrrs6g   Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/retrocrappod Twitter:  https://twitter.com/retrocrappod Facebook:  https://tinyurl.com/y8l9mf5j Email:  retrocrappod@gmail.com retrocraptacul...

For October we look at a horror classic...'s third sequel. A made for TV film chronicling the life of Norman Bates. It's... strange.     iTunes:  http://tinyurl.com/Rcpod Spotify:  https://tinyurl.com/y2tfjdwn   YouTube:  https://tinyurl.com/kjrrs6g   Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/retrocrappod Twitter:  https://twitter.com/retrocrappod Facebook:  https://tinyurl.com/y8l9mf5j Email:  retrocrapp...

Anytime we get to watch a Kaiju movie is a good time! This month we're looking at a classic of rubber suits, tiny tanks, and Japanese to English dubbing mishaps! King Kong vs. Godzilla!   iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/Rcpod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/retrocrappod GooglePlay: http://tinyurl.com/y9bfyz72 Twitter: https://twitter.com/retrocrappod Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/y8l9mf5j Email: retro...

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We're taking the podcast Down Under this month for a look at an Aussie schlock classic, Razorback! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This month we dive head first into this Roger Corman Cult Classic, Forbidden World! It's like Alien, but bad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This month we watched Roland Emmerich's 1998 Godzilla film. Is it as bad as you remember? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the 40th Anniversary of Alien, we take a look at the Assembly Cut of Alien 3. A far superior version to the theatrical version of the film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.