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Catching up on Vanderpump Rules!

Finally back to full capacity and covering all of the things I watched in the last 3 weeks I was away: Real housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Summer House, and that corny ass Love Is Blind Season 4 Reunion!

We're back (sort of!) LISTEN, things happened like Netflix falling apart and Succession being absolutely incredible and Raheel sharing a viral dude-bro meme that he needed to get roasted about LIVE (you see Netflix - LIVE!) so we're back!

It's that time of the year again, when Giselle Brooks and I scream about how unhinged the new season of Love is Blind is!

Raheel is excited to breaking down all of the nonsense that came out of the NCAA Women's championship game, the Angel Reese / Caitlin Clark stuff, and we discuss the double standards of how new, but specifically sports, is reported when discussing black women.

MOVE OVER SCANDOVAL, because Kendrick Tucker came on to drop all the drama details from the Queens of R&B (Sunday nights on Bravo!). We also discussed Real Housewives of Atlanta Trailer and briefly the pizza-pajama-gate of Real Housewives of New Jersey before diving deep into the latest episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 3 Episode 4!

Friend of the pod, Maya, hops on to discuss two train wrecks as they happen very slowly in front of our eyes: the demise of Lindsay and Danielle's friendship on Summer House and of course Scandoval on Vanderpump Rules

Our favorite wealthy pieces of trash, The Roys, are back on HBO's Succession! We're recapping episode 1 of season 4, you f**king morons!

Ramadan Mubarak to those who observe! We're gonna tell you all about it! We're also talking about Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous ski trial and we touch briefly on other things I am too sleepy to remember!

Some Real Housewives of Potomac, Miami, Salt Lake City, Atlanta, and New York travel to Phuket and Peacock gives us three episodes so let's break down all 3!

Tom Hamlett, one half of Dumpster Dive Podcast, hopped on to share what life is like being a Tom after Scandoval. We discuss how boring Summer House is, devilled eggs, and of course Vanderpump Rules.

Here's what we discussed: Rupert Murdoch engagement, the Oscars, Aaron Rodgers, Tiger Woods, Brett Farve, Trump's Arrest, Pick pocketing, Scammers, and unfortunately too much about Selena Gomez v. Hailey Baldwin Bieber.

This week on Summer House, we briefly touch on the complex dynamics of being a ride or die who loses their ride and on Vanderpump Rules we are reminded once again that the only decent person on the show is Ariana Madix and no one else deserve any sympathy or support. 

After one week of vacation from Bravo, we are catching up on all the shows and drama on camera, off camera, online, and offline from Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion to of course Scandoval to Summer House and those annoying Gorgas on Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Noor returns from her travels which did not go as well as planned, we discuss the Chris Rock Netflix special, and of course scammers on Bravo, from Sandoval to Erika Jayne and future scammers we have our eyes on. 

Kara Berry, host of @everyonesbusinessbutmine, hopped on the pod to chat all about the kids of Summer House and Vanderpump Rules. Friends are fighting, the villains are plotting, Scheana is crying and all is right in the world! 

On the Reunion Part 2 of Real Housewives of Potomac we wondered is Gizelle playing ignorant or just plain ignorant? And on the Finale of Family Karma we cried watching Amrit and Nicholas get married but wondered hey wait a minute the season is over?!

We're talking about: Traveling and the anxiety associated with it and the newest Rachel Dolozel: Raquel Evita Saraswati 

Riding solo this week and diving deep into how on both Real Housewives of Miami and Real Housewives of New Jersey it is somehow always the woman's responsibility to make sure men are behaving correctly to which I say FUCK THAT SHIT. ANYWAY! ENJOY! RECAP OF THE CHRISTENING 

I'm jumping into the dumpster in the back alley behind Sur with Ryan Bailey, host of So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey, to talk about Vanderpump Rules and the fall out of a bromance on Summer House 

We're breaking down the incredible first part of the Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 1 and touching lightly on the emotional chat between the Kapais and Nicolas on Family Karma 

Today we talked about these things: work life balance, The Last of Us, preparing for an apocalypse, the NBA Allstar game, Karl Malone, Chris Brown, Tiger Woods Tampon Prank, and how soon after a death of a family member would you order yourself some lunch?

The Pod-Fathers, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam of Watch What Crappens, hopped on to talk about Real Housewives of New Jersey as well as Family Karma and of course a year of problematic loonies on Bravo! Head over to watchwhatcrappens.com to vote for the Golden Crappies!  Donate to the Turkey-Syria Earthquake relief efforts: https://www.directrelief.org/emergency/turkey-syria-earthquake/ http...

My favorite person to scream about idiots with, Giselle Brooks host of @whoaskedmepodcast, is back on to talk about the premiere of Summer House and the absolutely unnecessary three episodes of Love Is Blind Season 3 After The Altar. 

We are talking about: The Superbowl, Rihanna, Ads, Ben and JLO, Abe Lincoln's Birthday, Aaron Rodgers, Leonardo's dating, and Aliens! Also, we got into a siblings spat and had to shut down the recording! Find out why!!