The Reality Is

Riding solo and briefly recapping the premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey and Vanderpump Rules and then of course dissecting once again why I don't like Alexia on Real Housewives of Miami.

Noor finally binged The Sopranos and SPOILER ALERT for a show from 20 years ago - there are spoilers ahead! We're talking about the entire show!

On Family Karma this week, the Kapai parents are officially leaning into the Desi parent melodrama and on Real Housewives of Potomac, and beyond, Robyn Dixon digs her own grave.

We're talking about these things: Tom Brady's retirement thirst trap, The cost of eggs, Lebron James, Grammys, Ilhan Omar, the Chinese spy balloon and Banshee of Insherin 

One of our faves Kendrick Tucker, Host of Reality & Comics Too @realitycomicstoo, popped on to talk about the decommissioning of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Alexia's dedication to being loud and wrong on Real Housewives of Miami

It's been a busy week of Robyn Dixon, who slapped on her best clown face to defend Juan Dixon, slipped dollar bills into panties, and cut Wendy and Karen out of filming. On Family Karma did Vishal and Richa get married? Who is to say!!?

We talked about these things: Eagles v. 49ers & other sports things (1:36) Tyre Nichols (20:29) Louis CK & Zachary Levi (33:46) Mindy Kaling (47:13)

Giselle, host of @whoaskedmepodast, hopped on to scream with me in rage about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion and scream in delight about The Real Housewives of Miami 

Aarti asks why Lisa Barlow is trending, Family Karma kids are in therapy, and The Real Housewives of Potomac are laughing as hard as we are at Karen's delusion. 

Wins for the Eagles and 49ers! Hilary Baldwin is back with her accent! Gwen Stefani says she's Asian! Shakira got out of a jam! Beyonce in Dubai! Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia! 

Emily Hanks, host of She Speaks Bravo with Emily Hanks, hopped on the pod to share her problematic favorite, breakdown the addictive and ridiculous Traitors on Peacock, and the reason for the season Real Housewives of Miami where we got our very first official uninvitation! instagram.com/shespeaksbravo youtube.com/@shespeaksbravo

On Real Housewives of Potomac, Charrisse continues to try and infiltrate the show and we continue to wonder who Blue Eyes is and on Family Karma another set of unfortunately blue eyes tried to infiltrate the show! 

We're talking about George Santos doppelgänger, buccal fat removal, Noor's disloyalty to her family, Raheel's horny 4 Brock Purdy, Tom Brady is not retiring maybe again, the Pakistani owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, The Golden Globes and Brad Pitt, and the upcoming Pamela Anderson Netflix documentary. 

The always delightful Brett (@bravobybrett) and one half of the newest podcast @toptobottompod joined me to discuss Real Housewives of Salt Lake City super fail of a season and Real Housewives of Miami being the greatest television show to grace our screens. 

On Family Karma the Aunties are cooking and fighting and on Real Housewives of Potomac the Auntie are fighting while the other ladies are eating. 

Raheel lost his most treasured possessions, the biggest nepotism baby, first name Prince last name Harry, has lost his thread, Kevin McCarthy has lost the vote, and miraculously the incredible Damar Hamlin did not lose his life and the Bills didn't lose yesterday's game!

Riding solo today to breakdown the Jen Shah sentencing, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the Real Housewives of Miami 

On Real Housewives of Potomac we are thoroughly entertained by Karen's confusing little show and on Family Karma we are obviously on Dharma's side. 

The new year is upon us and we are talking about our favorite moments of 2022 with the cherry on top being the arrest of Andrew Taint. 

We recently shut down our Patreon but we had a lot of fun recording content there! For the Winter Holidays, we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the Patreon vault. Today, it's the recap of the House of the dragon finale with Noor's husband, Fahad!

We recently shut down our Patreon but we had a lot of fun recording content there! For the Winter Holidays, we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the Patreon vault. Today, it's an episode from September when we picked back in Venice where Harry Style may have spat on Chris Pine, then we dive into the Queen dying and what it means for those of us who were colonized, a dark detour in...

We recently shut down our Patreon but we had a lot of fun recording content there! For the Winter Holidays, we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the Patreon vault. Today, it's an episode from when the Don't Worry Darling Drama was on the tops of our minds and so was House of The Dragon. DISCLAIMER: this episode was recorded before it was discovered that Harry Styles spat on Chris...

We recently shut down our Patreon but we had a lot of fun recording content there! For the Winter Holidays, we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the Patreon vault. Today, one or both of us is high and we're discussing why Noor cries so much, why she doesn't sport, and what kind of foods we love.

We recently shut down our Patreon but we had a lot of fun recording content there! For the Winter Holidays, we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the Patreon vault. Today, it's Raheel's favorite movie - Meet Joe Black.

On Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Heather Gay chewed the scenery with her nonsense and on Real Housewives of Miami, Alexia put her entire foot in her mouth, took it out added condiments, and stuck it right back in again!