The Reality Is

Noor returns from her travels which did not go as well as planned, we discuss the Chris Rock Netflix special, and of course scammers on Bravo, from Sandoval to Erika Jayne and future scammers we have our eyes on. 

Kara Berry, host of @everyonesbusinessbutmine, hopped on the pod to chat all about the kids of Summer House and Vanderpump Rules. Friends are fighting, the villains are plotting, Scheana is crying and all is right in the world! 

On the Reunion Part 2 of Real Housewives of Potomac we wondered is Gizelle playing ignorant or just plain ignorant? And on the Finale of Family Karma we cried watching Amrit and Nicholas get married but wondered hey wait a minute the season is over?!

We're talking about: Traveling and the anxiety associated with it and the newest Rachel Dolozel: Raquel Evita Saraswati 

Riding solo this week and diving deep into how on both Real Housewives of Miami and Real Housewives of New Jersey it is somehow always the woman's responsibility to make sure men are behaving correctly to which I say FUCK THAT SHIT. ANYWAY! ENJOY! RECAP OF THE CHRISTENING 

I'm jumping into the dumpster in the back alley behind Sur with Ryan Bailey, host of So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey, to talk about Vanderpump Rules and the fall out of a bromance on Summer House 

We're breaking down the incredible first part of the Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 1 and touching lightly on the emotional chat between the Kapais and Nicolas on Family Karma 

Today we talked about these things: work life balance, The Last of Us, preparing for an apocalypse, the NBA Allstar game, Karl Malone, Chris Brown, Tiger Woods Tampon Prank, and how soon after a death of a family member would you order yourself some lunch?

The Pod-Fathers, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam of Watch What Crappens, hopped on to talk about Real Housewives of New Jersey as well as Family Karma and of course a year of problematic loonies on Bravo! Head over to watchwhatcrappens.com to vote for the Golden Crappies!  Donate to the Turkey-Syria Earthquake relief efforts: https://www.directrelief.org/emergency/turkey-syria-earthquake/ http...

My favorite person to scream about idiots with, Giselle Brooks host of @whoaskedmepodcast, is back on to talk about the premiere of Summer House and the absolutely unnecessary three episodes of Love Is Blind Season 3 After The Altar. 

We are talking about: The Superbowl, Rihanna, Ads, Ben and JLO, Abe Lincoln's Birthday, Aaron Rodgers, Leonardo's dating, and Aliens! Also, we got into a siblings spat and had to shut down the recording! Find out why!! 

Riding solo and briefly recapping the premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey and Vanderpump Rules and then of course dissecting once again why I don't like Alexia on Real Housewives of Miami.

Noor finally binged The Sopranos and SPOILER ALERT for a show from 20 years ago - there are spoilers ahead! We're talking about the entire show!

On Family Karma this week, the Kapai parents are officially leaning into the Desi parent melodrama and on Real Housewives of Potomac, and beyond, Robyn Dixon digs her own grave.

We're talking about these things: Tom Brady's retirement thirst trap, The cost of eggs, Lebron James, Grammys, Ilhan Omar, the Chinese spy balloon and Banshee of Insherin 

One of our faves Kendrick Tucker, Host of Reality & Comics Too @realitycomicstoo, popped on to talk about the decommissioning of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Alexia's dedication to being loud and wrong on Real Housewives of Miami

It's been a busy week of Robyn Dixon, who slapped on her best clown face to defend Juan Dixon, slipped dollar bills into panties, and cut Wendy and Karen out of filming. On Family Karma did Vishal and Richa get married? Who is to say!!?

We talked about these things: Eagles v. 49ers & other sports things (1:36) Tyre Nichols (20:29) Louis CK & Zachary Levi (33:46) Mindy Kaling (47:13)

Giselle, host of @whoaskedmepodast, hopped on to scream with me in rage about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion and scream in delight about The Real Housewives of Miami 

Aarti asks why Lisa Barlow is trending, Family Karma kids are in therapy, and The Real Housewives of Potomac are laughing as hard as we are at Karen's delusion. 

Wins for the Eagles and 49ers! Hilary Baldwin is back with her accent! Gwen Stefani says she's Asian! Shakira got out of a jam! Beyonce in Dubai! Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia! 

Emily Hanks, host of She Speaks Bravo with Emily Hanks, hopped on the pod to share her problematic favorite, breakdown the addictive and ridiculous Traitors on Peacock, and the reason for the season Real Housewives of Miami where we got our very first official uninvitation! instagram.com/shespeaksbravo youtube.com/@shespeaksbravo

On Real Housewives of Potomac, Charrisse continues to try and infiltrate the show and we continue to wonder who Blue Eyes is and on Family Karma another set of unfortunately blue eyes tried to infiltrate the show! 

We're talking about George Santos doppelgänger, buccal fat removal, Noor's disloyalty to her family, Raheel's horny 4 Brock Purdy, Tom Brady is not retiring maybe again, the Pakistani owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, The Golden Globes and Brad Pitt, and the upcoming Pamela Anderson Netflix documentary. 

The always delightful Brett (@bravobybrett) and one half of the newest podcast @toptobottompod joined me to discuss Real Housewives of Salt Lake City super fail of a season and Real Housewives of Miami being the greatest television show to grace our screens.