The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 227 episodes

Mark, Ted and Matt will do their best to astound, confuse and pummel you with their swashbuckling intellect. Each week The Idiots will help you understand a little bit less about the world around you. Follow us as The Idiots bring in unique guests and stick around for all of the new and amazing things to come. As always if you have any questions, requests, ideas or anything else, go to our email or social media. And remember, don't listen, for your own good Email: 3certifiedidiotspodcast@gmail.com Insta: the_real3_idiots_podcast Twitter: the_real3_idiots_podcast Tik Tok: the_real3_idiots_podca...

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Who Wants to go to Brunch, Ted's buying! 30.07.2022 1:31:37

Ted is so getting tackled. Anybody want some Kool-Aid?

Filling Your Sock on the Patio! 23.07.2022 1:39:08

Ted's dead person of the week. The idiots are into manscaping. Yep, Ted did some Stalin talk.

Prove There are No Aliens, Wipe Your Ass! 15.07.2022 1:29:45

The second coming, was almost as good as the first. Teddy learns to never repeat himself, and he doesn't repeat himself. We are 13 billion year old hamsters.

Bed Wetting is a Serious Medical Condition! 09.07.2022 1:26:22

Let them eat cock. Dungeons and Dragons are so cool dude. Who swims away from America?

Nobody Knows Nothing! 02.07.2022 1:40:00

The idiots wanna get the people of Alabama their sex toys. Mayo on the side please. It's against the law to do what?

Turns Out Pornography is Good for You 26.06.2022 1:31:56

History is for losers. Ted tips himself. Don't shake hands with your left hand.

Protect the City Free the Titties 17.06.2022 1:19:13

Hey everybody check your license. Tires will kill us all. Matt is only kind of an asshole.

Who Wants to Hangout by the Bulwark Tonight? 11.06.2022 1:12:23

Watch out for the Monkey Pox and the gonorrhea tonight. Is your daughter hotter than Trump's, NOT! It's a Hitler show again.

How to Make A Good Burger-A Spatula, Some Follow Thru and a Pinch of Where With All 04.06.2022 1:33:39

Ted uses big words, No impersonations John! The idiots get sued for stupidity

You're The Corporate Fat and Fuck You Timmy 21.05.2022 1:32:10

The idiots try to figure out pap smears, the idiots are genocide free, breaking up is easy to do!

I Think Ted's Having a Stroke! 14.05.2022 1:20:40

The Idiots applaud Amber Heard for beating men and women. Ted remembers Captain Pisspants. Ted is testing the waters in his bid for the presidency.

Wax on Wax Off the Carrot 06.05.2022 1:12:22

John and Matt sing a little Johnny Carson. Lingerie and dry humping makes for a goofy vacation. Guys really don't like titties.

Daddy is that a gay intersection? 30.04.2022 1:24:50

Let's get drunk and tweet! Who wants to sing the thong song? No one could write a 25 page essay without plagiarizing.

Dear Abby, No One Will Listen to My Show 23.04.2022 1:14:47

America wins again, the Idiots decide who can be president, the verdict is in, DUMBASS1

I Spit on Your Breadsticks! 16.04.2022 1:20:43

Voting for two. Happy birthday your dead. Jail isn't Prison bitches

Theme Park Ride or Gay porn 08.04.2022 1:18:00

Ted reads goodly. Cam Smith makes me horny baby. The idiot take a road trip to Fire Island.

Is This Orgy Wheelchair Accessible 04.04.2022 1:06:34

Kiddie Gay Care, William Burroughs is a genius, the fish are taking over the world.

When Life Gives You Lemons Have A 3 Some 26.03.2022 1:21:26

Thank you for dumping me. Ghost have the winning lottery numbers, you got ask nicely. Stupid dinosaurs

The Idiots Drop A Load 17.03.2022 1:09:34

More sex tips from Ted's mom. The idiots are ready to fake their deaths.

Lay Back and Enjoy It 12.03.2022 1:05:54

Michigan is the new Florida, Ted doesn't tip, and a birthday cake for little Hitler.

The Idiots are Unwell 05.03.2022 1:05:02

The idiots discuss full contact pillow fighting, Ted tells women how to find the perfect man and the list gets longer.

Stop Giving a Shit Right Away 28.02.2022 1:08:43

The Idiots are back from Arizona and more idiotic than ever. Ted knows nothing about football, motorboating should be an Olympic sport, and cows are the most dangerous animal on the planet.

Hooray For Bollywood 19.02.2022 1:03:47

The Real 3 Idiots invade India. A trip to Russia. Ted and Matt tag team Hunter Biden.

Hey You 12.02.2022 1:05:34

We start off with a huge announcement about one of our idiots. What do you do if you forget someone's name, Ted asks a burning question about the Mona Lisa, we learn too much about firemen, and much more.

Ted Tickles a Pickle 05.02.2022 53:05

The idiots try to make sense of a world where people fuck candy.